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tulpadog.bsky.social
@tulpadog.bsky.social
If the AI revolution, and the economy crashing, planet killing dystopia it creates, is truly inevitable, at least I can listen to Michael Caine narrate Chuck Tingle novels until the cannibal hordes kill me with slings and spears.

deadline.com/2025/11/mich...
Michael Caine Partners With AI Company ElevenLabs To Clone His Voice
Michael Caine and Liza Minelli are among a list of actors to lend their voices to ElevenLabs, the generative AI company that specializes in audio.
deadline.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Think about it, MAGA. Take all the time you need.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Some have said some of those numbers don’t work🤔 IF that is the case you can always call the Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121.
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
To the senate dems who plan on caving, to quote Jim from 28 Days Later:

‘Oh, no. No, see-see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.’
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Don't say we didn't warn you.
SCOOP: Schumer was more involved than reported with the attempted cave on the government shutdown. The Gang of 8 Senate Dems had his approval & he was getting daily updates.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
Why Does Schumer Keep Trying to Cave? - The American Prospect
Most commentators, including me, concluded that the Tuesday election victory saved Democrats from capitulating to Republican demands to pass a simple continuing resolution to re-open the government, i...
prospect.org
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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This how I find out I have a son??
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Sounds like Alan Dershowitz is about to do his best Budd Dwyer impression.
turning on the CNN coverage of the NY election with a wide, placid smile on my face
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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To put the state of the US in gaming terms:

Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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...and less than 24 hours later Condé Nast has fired Lex and the rest of the Teen Vogue political desk, even as stories like this were bringing huge numbers of readers to the site
dissatisfied by the New York Times coverage of Zohran Mamdani?

great news! I talked to the guy Thursday about his campaign’s success at bringing community together beyond this election, and contextualized how it’s potentially shifted youth engagement with politics by simply listening @teenvogue.com
Zohran Mamdani's Establishment-Fighting Campaign Built Community for Young People
“What Mamdani has done is not only inspire and mobilize young people, but he has exposed the establishment and some of their calcified views of participation and inclusion.”
www.teenvogue.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Teen Vogue has had more guts to dissect and expose the truth when so many veteran media outlets have bent their knees to a criminal despot and his regime and this news is absolutely appalling and unacceptable
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It’s nice when my work computer doesn’t take 15 minutes to create a pdf less than 10 pages long.
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Putting on 4K Drag Me to Hell was the right choice for this Halloween night.
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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If you can, Cats, and Dogs will need to be fed also. Donating Pet Food would be a huge blessing. Please, and thank you.
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Gutterfinger
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Sugar Rabies
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Milky WAP
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Sugar Rabies
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Milky WAP
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Swedish fist
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Me- this is a solid metaphor for the republican-

Also me *slapping me*- SHUT UP!!! SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW!

Not everything needs to be political or compared to modern politics!

This is about burgers! Let it just be about the fucking burgers!
i've seen more and more people dissatisfied with the omnipresence of the smash burger and yet i see none offering an alternative that's not a regression to the overly plump steakhouse burgers that necessitated its smashing. just a lot of grousing with no new ideas. very curious!
October 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Donate to local food pantries if you have the means. I have never seen the lines so long.
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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"Not only is Donald Trump not here, not negotiating, Mike Johnson has now shut down the House for 39 consecutive days. There's no one to negotiate with. Across town, Trump is building a $300 million ballroom while he is set to let Americans starve."

-- @repstansbury.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM