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Tristan
@tristy.bsky.social
Web Developer. Baldur’s Gate 3 enthusiast. he/him. 🇬🇧🇦🇺☕️
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they really named it "artificial intelligence" when "expensive guessing machine" was right there. cowards
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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i constantly think about this post
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Something that I have been thinking about with attribution of "PhD level intelligence" or "PhD level expertise" to a machine is that it reflects an increasing trend among these AI bros and their sycophants to want the products of highly skilled training without actually doing any of the work.
August 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist… Who is it?
August 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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My little game, Fenced In, has been released!

Thank you all for your support, and if you fancy giving it a go, it's got a 10% discount for the next 7 days!

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#indiedev #gamesdev #indie #gamesdevelopment #Steam #newrelease
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An arcade-puzzle game inspired by Zoo Keeper, Fenced in has you managing 10 different animals into 4 pens, making sure carnivores don't eat herbivores and filling up the pens as much as possible to ge...
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June 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Yes it most certainly was
June 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Finished watching Andor. Phenomenal television. No notes.
May 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Show me one gif from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.
April 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Last night I was shaken awake in bed at just before 3am by the second, and definitely strongest, earthquake I’ve ever experienced. It was freaky and now I’m tired as I had no idea if I was meant to do anything after so just stayed up a while “in case”. 10/10 would panic from sleep again.
April 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Bamboozled by a gecko.
April 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The pain of hearing a man in the ocean bath saying he’s going to go and get some chips when all I want is chips but I didn’t bring any money 🥲
March 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
“Ho ho ho you thought it was autumn now?” laughed the Australian weather as I seared in the sunshine.
March 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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There are 2 environments:
testing and ✨spicy testing✨. Some people erroneously call ✨spicy testing✨ "prod"
March 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Not allowing Gladiators until after I’ve done my jog was some perverse past Tristan thinking.
February 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
It has been too hot and stuffy to sit in the study and play Henry game which is all I really want from life.
February 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
No you’ve ate two packs of mini eggs
February 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Gladiators (due to timezones) is prime Sunday scaries viewing.
February 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Going from 8 hours of sunlight to 14 and 0° to 30° over the course of a day is quite a shock to the system 🤕
January 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Not me already wholeheartedly invested in the downfall of half of the cast of #TheTraitors already.
January 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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We all know that Wolf from Gladiators transitioned from bodybuilding to becoming Wagner on The X Factor, before evolving into his final form as Bill Bailey. But it makes me wonder — what happened to the rest of the original 1990s Gladiators crew?
January 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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My vibe going into 2025, without downloading any new pics
December 30, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Oh no it’s family Karaoke again.
December 27, 2024 at 5:59 PM
A lovely afternoon in Lewes. It’s pretty much exactly as I remember it which was delightful despite the drizzle.
December 21, 2024 at 4:48 PM