Now that my oldest is learning spelling, my wife and I have to talk about things we don’t want him to know about. Now the extra bag of candy corn in the cabinet is “confectionary maize” and the current state of US politics is an excremental exhibition instead of a shit show.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Now that my oldest is learning spelling, my wife and I have to talk about things we don’t want him to know about. Now the extra bag of candy corn in the cabinet is “confectionary maize” and the current state of US politics is an excremental exhibition instead of a shit show.
New record out with me playing on the final track. Ori’s music is truly unique. Give it a listen 🎧
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October 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
New record out with me playing on the final track. Ori’s music is truly unique. Give it a listen 🎧
music.apple.com/us/album/tri...
music.apple.com/us/album/tri...
The wife rented “Wicked” tonight and I’m hoping against hope for a documentary about Massholes applying intensifiers to every noun under the sun.
#filmsky
#filmsky
October 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The wife rented “Wicked” tonight and I’m hoping against hope for a documentary about Massholes applying intensifiers to every noun under the sun.
#filmsky
#filmsky
My son just showed me a lantern fly he’d impaled on a twig and started singing Bon Jovi.
“Stabbed through the heart
And I’m to blame
You gave love a bad name”
🤦♂️
“Stabbed through the heart
And I’m to blame
You gave love a bad name”
🤦♂️
September 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My son just showed me a lantern fly he’d impaled on a twig and started singing Bon Jovi.
“Stabbed through the heart
And I’m to blame
You gave love a bad name”
🤦♂️
“Stabbed through the heart
And I’m to blame
You gave love a bad name”
🤦♂️
The best part about IKEA is reading all the product names in a Swedish chef voice.
And if the snack bar is closed it’s the only good part.
And if the snack bar is closed it’s the only good part.
August 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The best part about IKEA is reading all the product names in a Swedish chef voice.
And if the snack bar is closed it’s the only good part.
And if the snack bar is closed it’s the only good part.
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A quick way to get an AI-free search without any extra work.
www.udm14.com
August 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you don’t want AI google results, use this: www.udm14.com
Is the overhead drone shot the defining feature of 21st century cinema?
August 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Is the overhead drone shot the defining feature of 21st century cinema?
I’m going to be thinking about this time for a good while after finishing it this morning. Is all Norwegian literature as utterly transfixing as this? If so I want to read so much more of it.
#BookSky
#BookSky
August 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I’m going to be thinking about this time for a good while after finishing it this morning. Is all Norwegian literature as utterly transfixing as this? If so I want to read so much more of it.
#BookSky
#BookSky
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🎧 thoroughly blown away by this gem from 2009. A great voice, fantastic guitar playing, and stunning arrangements. Camila Meza is the answer to the question: “what if Esperanza Spalding played the guitar?”
🎧 thoroughly blown away by this gem from 2009. A great voice, fantastic guitar playing, and stunning arrangements. Camila Meza is the answer to the question: “what if Esperanza Spalding played the guitar?”
Retrato by Camila Meza on Apple Music
Album · 2009 · 11 Songs
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August 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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🎧 thoroughly blown away by this gem from 2009. A great voice, fantastic guitar playing, and stunning arrangements. Camila Meza is the answer to the question: “what if Esperanza Spalding played the guitar?”
🎧 thoroughly blown away by this gem from 2009. A great voice, fantastic guitar playing, and stunning arrangements. Camila Meza is the answer to the question: “what if Esperanza Spalding played the guitar?”
It’s really hard to teach my kids manners without sounding like JD Vance in the Zelenskyy meeting these days.
July 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’s really hard to teach my kids manners without sounding like JD Vance in the Zelenskyy meeting these days.
Watching galaxy quest with the kid for the first time since I was a kid. Rainn Wilson is in it and the casting agent nailed it.
July 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Watching galaxy quest with the kid for the first time since I was a kid. Rainn Wilson is in it and the casting agent nailed it.
Anyone else reminded of Weezer’s song, “hash pipe” when their kid is watching grizzy and the lemmings or is that just me?
July 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Anyone else reminded of Weezer’s song, “hash pipe” when their kid is watching grizzy and the lemmings or is that just me?
Keep Ethan Iverson’s ‘Round Midnight recording with theremin in mind for a day when you need a pick me up
July 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Keep Ethan Iverson’s ‘Round Midnight recording with theremin in mind for a day when you need a pick me up
Today is Toby Mcguire’s 50th birthday. Just in case you were feeling “not that old.”
June 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Today is Toby Mcguire’s 50th birthday. Just in case you were feeling “not that old.”
Ok I’ll play. My top 10 in reverse release order.
June 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Ok I’ll play. My top 10 in reverse release order.
Brevity is the soul of wit unless it’s the root of confusion.
May 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Brevity is the soul of wit unless it’s the root of confusion.
Piano Music by Henry Cowell on Apple Music
Album · 1993 · 20 Songs
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May 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Felt like a parenting win when the seven year old watched the original 1954 Godzilla movie with me, stepped in to help make meatballs for dinner and then during the meal started tapping out Steve Reich’s clapping music on his water cup. All on the same day.
May 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Felt like a parenting win when the seven year old watched the original 1954 Godzilla movie with me, stepped in to help make meatballs for dinner and then during the meal started tapping out Steve Reich’s clapping music on his water cup. All on the same day.
Adulthood in 2025 is spending irresponsible amounts of money on trendy food items because it will only cost more when the tariffs go into effect.
April 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Adulthood in 2025 is spending irresponsible amounts of money on trendy food items because it will only cost more when the tariffs go into effect.
A movie that takes place where you’re from: while the Colorado scenes really take place in Denver, there’s an exterior shot of the church in Boulder where I had voice recitals in high school.
April 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from: while the Colorado scenes really take place in Denver, there’s an exterior shot of the church in Boulder where I had voice recitals in high school.
A movie that takes place where you’re from: I worked at celestial seasonings as a tour guide during college. People would ask about this movie on tours because Kevin Smith’s character works there. The employee with the actual job attended the premiere; Smith couldn’t believe it was a real job.
April 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from: I worked at celestial seasonings as a tour guide during college. People would ask about this movie on tours because Kevin Smith’s character works there. The employee with the actual job attended the premiere; Smith couldn’t believe it was a real job.
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🎧 Listening journal: I saw Hamilton de Holanda’s trio in Rhode Island back in October and think he’s the finest mandolin player anywhere in the world. Mindblowing Brazilian jazz.
🎧 Listening journal: I saw Hamilton de Holanda’s trio in Rhode Island back in October and think he’s the finest mandolin player anywhere in the world. Mindblowing Brazilian jazz.
Flying Chicken (feat. Thiago Rabello & Salomão Soares) by Hamilton de Holanda on Apple Music
Album · 2023 · 8 Songs
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March 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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🎧 Listening journal: I saw Hamilton de Holanda’s trio in Rhode Island back in October and think he’s the finest mandolin player anywhere in the world. Mindblowing Brazilian jazz.
🎧 Listening journal: I saw Hamilton de Holanda’s trio in Rhode Island back in October and think he’s the finest mandolin player anywhere in the world. Mindblowing Brazilian jazz.
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🎧 Listening Journal
Not jazz for a change. Nick Cave’s music is like no other.
🎧 Listening Journal
Not jazz for a change. Nick Cave’s music is like no other.
Your Funeral... My Trial (2009 - Remaster) by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds on Apple Music
Album · 1986 · 8 Songs
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March 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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🎧 Listening Journal
Not jazz for a change. Nick Cave’s music is like no other.
🎧 Listening Journal
Not jazz for a change. Nick Cave’s music is like no other.