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If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
This took 10 minutes. Excellent. Added capers and half fried onion for a bit more heft
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Sauteed Spinach with Cannellini Beans and Garlic - Our Italian Table
Although it is still rather chilly here on the east coast of the US, spring is vibrating in the air. You can see the trees and plants just waiting patiently to spring. During this time of year, I fin...
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November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This took 10 minutes. Excellent. Added capers and half fried onion for a bit more heft
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That Ginger Spice has really let herself go
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That Ginger Spice has really let herself go
Sleepy European hornet
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Sleepy European hornet
“Spa’s been demolished”
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Spa’s been demolished”
Working from home for three days. Kids and wife away
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Working from home for three days. Kids and wife away
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Episode two of Art Detectives incoming.
This one
This one
November 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Episode two of Art Detectives incoming.
This one
This one
I’ve watched ALL of Beaver Supermoon’s films. Superior Bongo artiste
November 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I’ve watched ALL of Beaver Supermoon’s films. Superior Bongo artiste
Alien earth. Started tremendously well. Peaked at the “in space no one…” episode then…
Meh
Meh
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Alien earth. Started tremendously well. Peaked at the “in space no one…” episode then…
Meh
Meh
Something wicked this way comes
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Something wicked this way comes
You want something frightening on Halloween?
I just got hit with an unexpected £2000 bill from the vet. Insurers had declined to pay apparently. For an operation 6 months ago
I just got hit with an unexpected £2000 bill from the vet. Insurers had declined to pay apparently. For an operation 6 months ago
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You want something frightening on Halloween?
I just got hit with an unexpected £2000 bill from the vet. Insurers had declined to pay apparently. For an operation 6 months ago
I just got hit with an unexpected £2000 bill from the vet. Insurers had declined to pay apparently. For an operation 6 months ago
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If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
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[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works ye mighty. Number seven will blow your mind!!
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my email which I hope finds you well.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and no worries if not.
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works ye mighty. Number seven will blow your mind!!
The “reply all” button on a company wide email.
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The “reply all” button on a company wide email.
Alien earth: episode 4
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Alien earth: episode 4
Alien Earth: episode 3
a man with a beard is smiling and making a funny face while saying meh .
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and making a funny face while saying meh .
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Alien Earth: episode 3
Nazi wannabe but it’s delivered by Temu
October 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Nazi wannabe but it’s delivered by Temu
Reminded of the Arthur C Clark story “The Nine Billion Names of God”
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
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October 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reminded of the Arthur C Clark story “The Nine Billion Names of God”
Discombobulated.
At sixes and sevens but it feels like eights and nines.
At sixes and sevens but it feels like eights and nines.
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Discombobulated.
At sixes and sevens but it feels like eights and nines.
At sixes and sevens but it feels like eights and nines.
Sticky cinnamon bun with pumpkin seeds
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Sticky cinnamon bun with pumpkin seeds