Botticelli Bastard
@trashcangalpal.bsky.social
tay 🏳️🌈. collector of factoids. they/them. 18+. Trans rights are human rights. 🔞
*gardened* too much and now I’m watching a video about the science of tickling rats.
October 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
*gardened* too much and now I’m watching a video about the science of tickling rats.
I’m trying to either move or cancel my Xfinity internet services and I would rather scoop my own eyeballs out with a melon baller at this point. save me.
September 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m trying to either move or cancel my Xfinity internet services and I would rather scoop my own eyeballs out with a melon baller at this point. save me.
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every day I wake up wondering if today’s horrors will be as fresh as yesterday’s and honestly I am never disappointed
September 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
every day I wake up wondering if today’s horrors will be as fresh as yesterday’s and honestly I am never disappointed
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I hope I don't sound naïve here, but I don't think this project to turn Charlie Kirk into a combination of Mr. Rogers and Gandhi is going to work
September 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I hope I don't sound naïve here, but I don't think this project to turn Charlie Kirk into a combination of Mr. Rogers and Gandhi is going to work
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Ordinary people really don’t know the local Chevy dealership has its flag at half staff for a Nazi. It’s an insane state of affairs.
September 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ordinary people really don’t know the local Chevy dealership has its flag at half staff for a Nazi. It’s an insane state of affairs.
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insane that people are getting in trouble for just quoting Charlie Kirk point blank. many of these people are not even expressing support for what happened to him, just quoting him & questioning double standards in how we respond to violence. we live in a far-right culture
September 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
insane that people are getting in trouble for just quoting Charlie Kirk point blank. many of these people are not even expressing support for what happened to him, just quoting him & questioning double standards in how we respond to violence. we live in a far-right culture
I’m having a small panic attack over all of this.
September 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’m having a small panic attack over all of this.
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I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point
September 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point
I feel like I’m coming down with something but this weekend is going to be busy as fuck so I guess I’ll just live off DayQuil and NyQuil for the next week
August 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I feel like I’m coming down with something but this weekend is going to be busy as fuck so I guess I’ll just live off DayQuil and NyQuil for the next week
Why were there sister missionaries on my train to therapy today. Please god free me from finding the Mormons at all times.
August 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Why were there sister missionaries on my train to therapy today. Please god free me from finding the Mormons at all times.
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chat gpt needs to be destroyed
August 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
chat gpt needs to be destroyed
Well the cats are in the new apartment. They cried the whole ride here
August 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Well the cats are in the new apartment. They cried the whole ride here
I’ve been realizing lately I have a loooot of mental unpacking I still have to do regarding the church.
Many Mormon women are celebrating the new garments, which they've been requesting for years. Others say the church's all-male leadership should have listened to them sooner.
Mormon women can wear new sacred undergarments. Some wonder: Why now?
Many Mormon women are celebrating the new garments, which they've been requesting for years. Others say the church's all-male leadership should have listened to them sooner.
n.pr
August 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I’ve been realizing lately I have a loooot of mental unpacking I still have to do regarding the church.
I have so much shit I have to do before I move on Friday
August 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have so much shit I have to do before I move on Friday
“They are doing trans surgeries on children!”
1- no one’s doing that
2- you cut part of your baby’s penis off so…
1- no one’s doing that
2- you cut part of your baby’s penis off so…
August 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“They are doing trans surgeries on children!”
1- no one’s doing that
2- you cut part of your baby’s penis off so…
1- no one’s doing that
2- you cut part of your baby’s penis off so…
I need to start femdoming. Not for the money, as a form of self therapy.
August 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I need to start femdoming. Not for the money, as a form of self therapy.
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Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
Bondi: "Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
August 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
Million dollar business idea- track lighting that doesn’t look like shit
August 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Million dollar business idea- track lighting that doesn’t look like shit
Couch is out of the box and bags finally!
August 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Couch is out of the box and bags finally!
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Stopping vaccine development is another example of "eugenics is everywhere."
Expecting survival of the fittest when one gets infectious disease and cancer is eugenics.
Expecting survival of the fittest when one gets infectious disease and cancer is eugenics.
August 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Stopping vaccine development is another example of "eugenics is everywhere."
Expecting survival of the fittest when one gets infectious disease and cancer is eugenics.
Expecting survival of the fittest when one gets infectious disease and cancer is eugenics.
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Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Big tiger rug
August 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Big tiger rug
Thank you Lyft driver for making me late to my appointment by accepting a ride you knew was 20 minutes away from you, only to cancel when you were less than five minutes away. wtf do they do that shit???
August 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thank you Lyft driver for making me late to my appointment by accepting a ride you knew was 20 minutes away from you, only to cancel when you were less than five minutes away. wtf do they do that shit???
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as a disabled nonbinary lesbian couple that can't work we're asking for mutual aid
please help reduce our risk of being houseless with our cat by sharing and donating if you can 💸💕
anything helps, thank you for your support!
www.paypal.me/anna966
venmo.com/u/bee_petty
gofund.me/6de0ae47
please help reduce our risk of being houseless with our cat by sharing and donating if you can 💸💕
anything helps, thank you for your support!
www.paypal.me/anna966
venmo.com/u/bee_petty
gofund.me/6de0ae47
August 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
as a disabled nonbinary lesbian couple that can't work we're asking for mutual aid
please help reduce our risk of being houseless with our cat by sharing and donating if you can 💸💕
anything helps, thank you for your support!
www.paypal.me/anna966
venmo.com/u/bee_petty
gofund.me/6de0ae47
please help reduce our risk of being houseless with our cat by sharing and donating if you can 💸💕
anything helps, thank you for your support!
www.paypal.me/anna966
venmo.com/u/bee_petty
gofund.me/6de0ae47
Okay everyone, help me pick which rug to go with this couch. I’m leaning towards orange tigers but I’ve had two people tell me white.
August 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Okay everyone, help me pick which rug to go with this couch. I’m leaning towards orange tigers but I’ve had two people tell me white.