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Lord Horde
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doin bad
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April 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago
May 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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One Million Penises in my ass at once
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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Who wants my Christmas cock??
December 7, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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bro I just want a cum dispenser
December 7, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Dropped my vape at the gator farm
December 11, 2024 at 2:25 AM
breaking into Fort Knox just to piss all over the place
December 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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wait does this place not have group chats what the fuck
December 10, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Nicknames for kids on the bus in no particular order:
-Nosebleed Demon Boy
-The Boy Who Got Sick
-My Least Favorite Rider
-Miss Ma’am
- My Favorite Little Autistic Boy
-Liberty Van Zandt
-The Meteorologist
-The Zodiac
December 10, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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December 6, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 6:24 PM
December 7, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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November 10, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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"hey what's up" i say as i barrel toward you on all fours
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 AM
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is this building up to chode?
November 16, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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🫱(‿¤‿)🫲
December 2, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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you ever get so horny you just want to kill yourself?
October 23, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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I’m shy at first but once you get to know me, I will fart.
November 17, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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doo doo feces all over the walls
November 15, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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do y’all got butt cheeks
November 18, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Liquor makes your soul warmer in colder weather
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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Diarrhea-y people?
December 5, 2024 at 7:10 AM
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Being extruded through an anus must feel so good for a mass of feces
December 5, 2024 at 7:12 AM
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Mi tink mi gwaan tek da ceo life
December 6, 2024 at 6:24 AM