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Never felt the touch of a lover...never heard the words "you are fine" from a doctor
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@torshi.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Me, wondering how I ended up at a place in life where this was a sentence I felt I had to say: "no, I'm SURE Iggy Pop always wears his seatbelt"
If 15 year old girls aren't kids why can't they vote
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If 15 year old girls aren't kids why can't they vote
Fun fact, you can actually get pregnant from watching this enough times and the baby will grow up to be weapons-grade hot
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Fun fact, you can actually get pregnant from watching this enough times and the baby will grow up to be weapons-grade hot
Patti Smith handed MY PERSONAL CHILD tonight's set list so I guess if I die tonight at least I went out on a high note
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Patti Smith handed MY PERSONAL CHILD tonight's set list so I guess if I die tonight at least I went out on a high note
Like I'm quite likely to not get to see my fucking family at Thanksgiving because of this BS and I DON'T CARE. Keep the government closed, this is on Republicans and everyone knows it
I called my congressional representatives and you can too.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Like I'm quite likely to not get to see my fucking family at Thanksgiving because of this BS and I DON'T CARE. Keep the government closed, this is on Republicans and everyone knows it
I called my congressional representatives and you can too.
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I called my congressional representatives and you can too.
My kid just had maybe her best basketball game in her short and undistinguished career and I totally get why parents of excellent athletes act a little crazy about it. It's wild when your kid's kickin ass
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My kid just had maybe her best basketball game in her short and undistinguished career and I totally get why parents of excellent athletes act a little crazy about it. It's wild when your kid's kickin ass
One of the most useful mom skills I learned as a kid was how to make kids' chopsticks with a hair tie and the wrapper from a disposable chopstick set. Why doesn't everyone know how to do this
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
One of the most useful mom skills I learned as a kid was how to make kids' chopsticks with a hair tie and the wrapper from a disposable chopstick set. Why doesn't everyone know how to do this
Wild reading Peter Pan to children. What a book and so interesting how differently we react to it
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Wild reading Peter Pan to children. What a book and so interesting how differently we react to it
I am absolutely not on a roll on LinkedIn
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I am absolutely not on a roll on LinkedIn
My kindergartner recently decided she is simply not going to touch a wet car ever again and make adults do it for her. Rough as we head into PNW winter but I'll admit I respect it. Wet cars do feel bad
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My kindergartner recently decided she is simply not going to touch a wet car ever again and make adults do it for her. Rough as we head into PNW winter but I'll admit I respect it. Wet cars do feel bad
I completely can. I want this good news firehouse to just keep running
GUYS I DONT KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE
MORE GOOD NEWS??????
MORE GOOD NEWS??????
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I completely can. I want this good news firehouse to just keep running
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Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
Reposted by Nope
“Our Flag Means Death” and “Star Trek: Lower Decks”
Name movie or tv universes that aren’t connected but should be.
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
“Our Flag Means Death” and “Star Trek: Lower Decks”
My kid is designing a multi programming language text editor in his head and no matter how much I interrupt him he won't stop monologuing at me about the syntax of the config language
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My kid is designing a multi programming language text editor in his head and no matter how much I interrupt him he won't stop monologuing at me about the syntax of the config language
Sorry to all American dogs today, I know it's an anxious one for you as it begins to sink in that your family is going to feed you an hour late for every meal for the rest of your natural life, it wasn't just yesterday
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Sorry to all American dogs today, I know it's an anxious one for you as it begins to sink in that your family is going to feed you an hour late for every meal for the rest of your natural life, it wasn't just yesterday
You're taking the curl out of my naturally curly hair
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You're taking the curl out of my naturally curly hair
Came right off a regional kendo tournament with a series of unlikely mishaps where a Canadian team beat a Californian team to end the night right into whatever the hell this is
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Came right off a regional kendo tournament with a series of unlikely mishaps where a Canadian team beat a Californian team to end the night right into whatever the hell this is
My kids all went trick or treating as things my mom hasn't heard of this year
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My kids all went trick or treating as things my mom hasn't heard of this year
If I were Usha I'd be staying with him out of spite. He's clearly trying to get her to leave him. GIRL, MAKE HIM LEAVE YOU, GO SCORCHED EARTH WHEN HE DOES
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If I were Usha I'd be staying with him out of spite. He's clearly trying to get her to leave him. GIRL, MAKE HIM LEAVE YOU, GO SCORCHED EARTH WHEN HE DOES
You know what, I've actually gotten kinda good at carving pumpkins
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You know what, I've actually gotten kinda good at carving pumpkins
Am I in trouble with the jazz police?
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Am I in trouble with the jazz police?