Just Dav3
@torporiffic.bsky.social
Delicate flower of manhood.
Prominent Frogman
Prominent Frogman
I just made a spam caller mad enough to swear at me and slam the phone down.
I’m going to be chasing that high for a while.
I’m going to be chasing that high for a while.
February 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I just made a spam caller mad enough to swear at me and slam the phone down.
I’m going to be chasing that high for a while.
I’m going to be chasing that high for a while.
I don’t really consider myself a “fat guy” but sometimes I rub my belly and can feel cookie crumbs under my shirt.
February 27, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I don’t really consider myself a “fat guy” but sometimes I rub my belly and can feel cookie crumbs under my shirt.
We showed the kids a video of Steven Wright on YouTube.
11yo whispers to the 15to: He’s old and they like him because they’re old.
11yo whispers to the 15to: He’s old and they like him because they’re old.
February 6, 2024 at 4:29 AM
We showed the kids a video of Steven Wright on YouTube.
11yo whispers to the 15to: He’s old and they like him because they’re old.
11yo whispers to the 15to: He’s old and they like him because they’re old.
Thor’s hammer but for reading glasses.
January 27, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Thor’s hammer but for reading glasses.
Status:
-Wishing I’d gotten real Cheerios
-Knowing if I had there’d be none left
-Wishing I’d gotten real Cheerios
-Knowing if I had there’d be none left
January 25, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Status:
-Wishing I’d gotten real Cheerios
-Knowing if I had there’d be none left
-Wishing I’d gotten real Cheerios
-Knowing if I had there’d be none left
After dealing with my 11yo all evening I need something lighter and less intense to I’m watching Squid Game
January 25, 2024 at 6:15 AM
After dealing with my 11yo all evening I need something lighter and less intense to I’m watching Squid Game
Me: Kids, I bought some new shampoo. Feel free to use it but it’s specifically for
15yo: Baldness?
Me:
15yo:
Me: …dry scalp.
15yo: Baldness?
Me:
15yo:
Me: …dry scalp.
January 25, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Me: Kids, I bought some new shampoo. Feel free to use it but it’s specifically for
15yo: Baldness?
Me:
15yo:
Me: …dry scalp.
15yo: Baldness?
Me:
15yo:
Me: …dry scalp.
Got in the car and Jump Around was playing on the radio.
Somewhere in the back of my mind I assumed I was on the alternative rock station.
The next song was The Joker by Steve Miller.
They were playing House of Pain on the oldies station.
Somewhere in the back of my mind I assumed I was on the alternative rock station.
The next song was The Joker by Steve Miller.
They were playing House of Pain on the oldies station.
January 11, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Got in the car and Jump Around was playing on the radio.
Somewhere in the back of my mind I assumed I was on the alternative rock station.
The next song was The Joker by Steve Miller.
They were playing House of Pain on the oldies station.
Somewhere in the back of my mind I assumed I was on the alternative rock station.
The next song was The Joker by Steve Miller.
They were playing House of Pain on the oldies station.
Turns out one of the medication I have taken for many years to help my asthma has a previously undisclosed side effect OF FUCKING “DESPAIR”!!!
January 11, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Turns out one of the medication I have taken for many years to help my asthma has a previously undisclosed side effect OF FUCKING “DESPAIR”!!!
Charging my Kindle was going very slowly. 54 to 58% after a couple of hours.
Then I realized that was the %of the book I have finished and the device is charged to 94%.
Then I realized that was the %of the book I have finished and the device is charged to 94%.
January 11, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Charging my Kindle was going very slowly. 54 to 58% after a couple of hours.
Then I realized that was the %of the book I have finished and the device is charged to 94%.
Then I realized that was the %of the book I have finished and the device is charged to 94%.
Me: (to 11yo) I’m trying to teach you moderation.
11yo: I have moderation but I’m moderating it.
11yo: I have moderation but I’m moderating it.
January 7, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Me: (to 11yo) I’m trying to teach you moderation.
11yo: I have moderation but I’m moderating it.
11yo: I have moderation but I’m moderating it.
🍩 shop guy: How many dozens do you want?
Me: Ha, just a half!
🍩: Okay, see you tomorrow.
Me: Ha, just a half!
🍩: Okay, see you tomorrow.
January 4, 2024 at 10:15 PM
🍩 shop guy: How many dozens do you want?
Me: Ha, just a half!
🍩: Okay, see you tomorrow.
Me: Ha, just a half!
🍩: Okay, see you tomorrow.
Hello, 911? There’s an intruder in my house. They’re standing by the front door wearing all our coats and hats.
January 4, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Hello, 911? There’s an intruder in my house. They’re standing by the front door wearing all our coats and hats.
Indiana Jones Movies ranked:
1. Raiders
2. Last Crusade
3. Adventures of TinTin
4. Temple of Doom
5. Dial of Destiny
6. Crystal Skull
1. Raiders
2. Last Crusade
3. Adventures of TinTin
4. Temple of Doom
5. Dial of Destiny
6. Crystal Skull
December 31, 2023 at 5:14 AM
Indiana Jones Movies ranked:
1. Raiders
2. Last Crusade
3. Adventures of TinTin
4. Temple of Doom
5. Dial of Destiny
6. Crystal Skull
1. Raiders
2. Last Crusade
3. Adventures of TinTin
4. Temple of Doom
5. Dial of Destiny
6. Crystal Skull
Dear Hoka,
I bought some of your hiking shoes for work and they are great.
Do you think you could make a line of casual shoes that aren’t hideous?
I bought some of your hiking shoes for work and they are great.
Do you think you could make a line of casual shoes that aren’t hideous?
December 17, 2023 at 7:26 AM
Dear Hoka,
I bought some of your hiking shoes for work and they are great.
Do you think you could make a line of casual shoes that aren’t hideous?
I bought some of your hiking shoes for work and they are great.
Do you think you could make a line of casual shoes that aren’t hideous?
Consistently disappointed by internet posts that begin with the phrase “odd request…” and then ask for a 2x4 or a cup of molasses.
December 16, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Consistently disappointed by internet posts that begin with the phrase “odd request…” and then ask for a 2x4 or a cup of molasses.
He may be next in line for the throne but in google predictive search he’s third behind his little brother and another famous more famous prince.
December 11, 2023 at 1:13 AM
He may be next in line for the throne but in google predictive search he’s third behind his little brother and another famous more famous prince.
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Do not go gentle into that good night
December 1, 2023 at 6:36 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night
Dammit! I’m all caught up on Slow Horses and Monarch Legacy of Monsters.
Now what do I do?!?
Now what do I do?!?
November 30, 2023 at 6:37 AM
Dammit! I’m all caught up on Slow Horses and Monarch Legacy of Monsters.
Now what do I do?!?
Now what do I do?!?
I just spent way too long trying to figure out if a couple I follow on Instagram broke up.
November 13, 2023 at 4:08 AM
I just spent way too long trying to figure out if a couple I follow on Instagram broke up.
I'm not depressed enough to listen to Elliott Smith, so I'm listening to Sufjan Stevens.
That'll make me depressed enough to listen to Elliott Smith.
That'll make me depressed enough to listen to Elliott Smith.
October 18, 2023 at 6:25 PM
I'm not depressed enough to listen to Elliott Smith, so I'm listening to Sufjan Stevens.
That'll make me depressed enough to listen to Elliott Smith.
That'll make me depressed enough to listen to Elliott Smith.
How am I supposed to get any work done like this?!?
September 22, 2023 at 11:26 PM
How am I supposed to get any work done like this?!?
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Ballet teachers are mostly just barre-tenders
September 18, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Ballet teachers are mostly just barre-tenders