Tori Electra
@torielectra.bsky.social
"Speed is immaterial when you've got intelligence. And killer rims." 26/she/they/ace/trans/lesbian/neurodivergent
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Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
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Automated text generation has existed for decades. "Dead internet" is from 2016. Markov chain text generation dates to at least 1984. The incentives to algorithmicly generate web text have been around since before 2010. Huge swaths of the internet have been case for seo/advertising slop for decades.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Automated text generation has existed for decades. "Dead internet" is from 2016. Markov chain text generation dates to at least 1984. The incentives to algorithmicly generate web text have been around since before 2010. Huge swaths of the internet have been case for seo/advertising slop for decades.
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Now this is journalism.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Now this is journalism.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
Point it out. POINT IT THE FUCKOUT. They are PRETENDING to not get it.
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If they ever get around to building this thing, it should be bulldozed on Day 1 of a new administration. No messing around, no hemming and hawing about procedure or costs. Order heavy equipment in and start knocking it down immediately, as surely as an overthrown tyrant's statues would be torn down.
Even the architect Trump hired to build his massive addition to the White House objects to the president's vision. The two have argued about the size of the 90,000-sq-foot project that would dwarf the mansion. @jonathanreports.bsky.social @ddiamond.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If they ever get around to building this thing, it should be bulldozed on Day 1 of a new administration. No messing around, no hemming and hawing about procedure or costs. Order heavy equipment in and start knocking it down immediately, as surely as an overthrown tyrant's statues would be torn down.
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i mentioned this a few days ago but if you ever need a "mammoths and ancient egypt had some overlap" factoid for more recent times, the first commercial nickelodeon ever aired during a spongebob episode was for this.
Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog Pasta (1998-1999): Canned pasta in a tomato/cheese sauce from Franco-American, shaped like weapons, a castle, and a dragon from the short-lived Fox Kids action-fantasy series from Saban, which was set in ancient Ireland
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i mentioned this a few days ago but if you ever need a "mammoths and ancient egypt had some overlap" factoid for more recent times, the first commercial nickelodeon ever aired during a spongebob episode was for this.
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If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we *would* eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we *would* eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
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-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we *would* eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we *would* eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
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Gonna ride out Windows 10 until I simply cant anymore. Fuck an Eleven.
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Gonna ride out Windows 10 until I simply cant anymore. Fuck an Eleven.
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! #ClassicConcentration
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! #ClassicConcentration
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November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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All the WKRP posts around Thanksgiving make me think about how incredibly sexy Jan Smithers was as Bailey.
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
All the WKRP posts around Thanksgiving make me think about how incredibly sexy Jan Smithers was as Bailey.
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This thread is so fun and weird and great.
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This thread is so fun and weird and great.
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Yogi Bear Whoremonger
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Yogi Bear Whoremonger
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The Battle Borgs myself.
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Battle Borgs myself.
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$20M Budget.
Even by 80s Action standards, this looks really CHEAP.
Even by 80s Action standards, this looks really CHEAP.
people think the 80s was nonstop neon colors and no
no
lots of it was just shades of beige
no
lots of it was just shades of beige
December 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
$20M Budget.
Even by 80s Action standards, this looks really CHEAP.
Even by 80s Action standards, this looks really CHEAP.
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people think the 80s was nonstop neon colors and no
no
lots of it was just shades of beige
no
lots of it was just shades of beige
December 26, 2024 at 5:51 PM
people think the 80s was nonstop neon colors and no
no
lots of it was just shades of beige
no
lots of it was just shades of beige
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ran into a quick comp of nickelodeon japan material and i'm fascinated at how it seems like what someone who has never actually looked into the history of old nickelodeon would think it looks like. they were still using idents from the 80s while sticking with the long-gone "abstract" era in 2005
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ran into a quick comp of nickelodeon japan material and i'm fascinated at how it seems like what someone who has never actually looked into the history of old nickelodeon would think it looks like. they were still using idents from the 80s while sticking with the long-gone "abstract" era in 2005
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a bag has never been fumbled so hard
‘KPop Demon Hunters’ was ruled ineligible for the 2026 BAFTAs due to not having a qualifying theatrical release, per Variety.
Netflix appealed, arguing that the film’s limited event screenings 2 months after its debut should count. BAFTA’s Film Committee rejected the appeal.
Netflix appealed, arguing that the film’s limited event screenings 2 months after its debut should count. BAFTA’s Film Committee rejected the appeal.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
a bag has never been fumbled so hard
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November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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27 Nov 2025
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Look, puppeteering is amazing. There's a reason newscasters enjoy talking to muppets as if they're real.
There's a reason that Mark Hamill got emotional when he first interacted with the TLJ Yoda muppet.
It's magic!
There's a reason that Mark Hamill got emotional when he first interacted with the TLJ Yoda muppet.
It's magic!
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Look, puppeteering is amazing. There's a reason newscasters enjoy talking to muppets as if they're real.
There's a reason that Mark Hamill got emotional when he first interacted with the TLJ Yoda muppet.
It's magic!
There's a reason that Mark Hamill got emotional when he first interacted with the TLJ Yoda muppet.
It's magic!
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fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
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Like drugs, just say no Warner Bros.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Like drugs, just say no Warner Bros.
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y'all know what time it is!!! #HappyThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
y'all know what time it is!!! #HappyThanksgiving