Tootlefish
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Tootlefish
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House Dad.
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September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Watched Highlander recently and spent too long thinking about how immortals would maintain wealth in a C.21 state. Cash/Gold? Money laundering regs would be a nightmare. Property? How do you fake an heir to 'inherit' every so often. How many times can you renew a passport without aging. Grim admin.
Private bankers are already offering wealth management plans for cryonically preserved people, in the event that they should ever come back to life.

Believe it or not, that was one of the less surreal moments at the Longevity Investors Conference

observer.co.uk/news/science...
Blood rejuvenation, gut pills and beaded leggings seek et...
Billions of dollars are being poured into the longevity industry, with investors rapidly warming to cryonics
observer.co.uk
September 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
September 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Breaking News:
The Rapture has been cancelled due to ICE arresting Jesus
September 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Shit. Missed big bins on purpose because of the rapture. 3 weeks FFS.
September 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
September 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"Hi Susan. It's Zarah, Slight problem I was a bit bored so I dismantled my Corbyn Trouser Press. I can’t put it back together again. Will that show up on my bill?”
September 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Delia Voice: 'And remember as you serve the turkey, it's really important to remember to ask your guests which they think is the most entitled generation.'
September 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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If we were serious about bringing the House of Lords into the 21st century we would confer the title of Edgelord as an actual rank of the peerage, perhaps intermediate between the ranks of Viscount and Baron
September 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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LONDON PUBS NAMED AFTER DIFFERENT NUMBERS OF BELLS. an investigation
September 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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November 9, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Radiohead ticket codes. Wonka factory tour tickets, but for people who can name their favourite MarioKart64 track.
September 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Hello, yes is that the Newsnight producer. Good, can you fit me in this week? My instincts are telling me enough time has passed for the dust to settle, and I want to clear the air."
September 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Justice League Vs Kong (DC comics 2023)
September 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Storm Dave: The name given to the 2025 succession crisis.
September 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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May 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The Gerry Anderson arrangement is a lovely tribute to one of TVs greats. Kicks in around 40 seconds.
Para One & Arthur Simonini - La Jeune Fille en Feu
YouTube video by bnk57
m.youtube.com
May 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
May 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Has the Bob Blackman watch started yet?
May 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
April 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM