Matty
@tooposhtootweet.bsky.social
Semi-pro hi-fiver (retired)
What I lack in cutting wit, I make up for with persistence
#FBPE
NO DMS!
What I lack in cutting wit, I make up for with persistence
#FBPE
NO DMS!
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Matty
@tooposhtootweet.bsky.social
· Jan 3
Deactivated my twitter account.
If any of my former followers from the other place see activity on the other place, please let me know as it is not me.
If any of my former followers from the other place see activity on the other place, please let me know as it is not me.
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🚨BOOM! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 80,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000 this weekend. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
🚨BOOM! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 80,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000 this weekend. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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Man Tentatively Takes Shot At Bad-Mouthing Girlfriend’s Family For First Time https://theonion.com/man-tentatively-takes-shot-at-bad-mouthing-girlfriend-s-1819577212/
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Man Tentatively Takes Shot At Bad-Mouthing Girlfriend’s Family For First Time https://theonion.com/man-tentatively-takes-shot-at-bad-mouthing-girlfriend-s-1819577212/
I broke "6 or 7" in our house.
I made so many "6 or 7" jokes back to him, that my eldest groaned.
Thank god that is over
I made so many "6 or 7" jokes back to him, that my eldest groaned.
Thank god that is over
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I broke "6 or 7" in our house.
I made so many "6 or 7" jokes back to him, that my eldest groaned.
Thank god that is over
I made so many "6 or 7" jokes back to him, that my eldest groaned.
Thank god that is over
I know it is unsightly to brag, but i just finished an entire egg box, without having to throw any away
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I know it is unsightly to brag, but i just finished an entire egg box, without having to throw any away
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It's that moment again for National Trust members to vote to keep the entryists out.
Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October
Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out.
Then share. Thank you.
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Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October
Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out.
Then share. Thank you.
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Welcome to the National Trust 2025 voting website, hosted by independent voting service provider Civica Election Services.
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October 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
It's that moment again for National Trust members to vote to keep the entryists out.
Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October
Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out.
Then share. Thank you.
secure.cesvotes.com/V3-3-0/nt25/...
Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October
Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out.
Then share. Thank you.
secure.cesvotes.com/V3-3-0/nt25/...
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October 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
So tonight I discovered that you SHOULDNT eat 3 year old turkey that you find at the bottom of the freezer.
September 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So tonight I discovered that you SHOULDNT eat 3 year old turkey that you find at the bottom of the freezer.
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BREAKING: They're scrubbing @banksy
The court is erasing Banksy's mural just like it's erasing our right to protest.
The court is erasing Banksy's mural just like it's erasing our right to protest.
September 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
BREAKING: They're scrubbing @banksy
The court is erasing Banksy's mural just like it's erasing our right to protest.
The court is erasing Banksy's mural just like it's erasing our right to protest.
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Farage is the top money-bringing, fat-salary-enjoying, rage-baiting mascot the useless oxygen-thieving hacks of British journalism can buy. And no Guardian wanker is ever gonna change that. #ukpolitics
September 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Farage is the top money-bringing, fat-salary-enjoying, rage-baiting mascot the useless oxygen-thieving hacks of British journalism can buy. And no Guardian wanker is ever gonna change that. #ukpolitics
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Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him
September 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him
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What a message it would send to the far right in this country, if Gary Lineker were to win best presenter?
Please vote and repost.
What a message it would send to the far right in this country, if Gary Lineker were to win best presenter?
Please vote and repost.
Vote | National Television Awards
Choose your winners in this year’s National Television Awards
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September 2, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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What a message it would send to the far right in this country, if Gary Lineker were to win best presenter?
Please vote and repost.
What a message it would send to the far right in this country, if Gary Lineker were to win best presenter?
Please vote and repost.
Happy #firstdayofschool eve for all non-students and teachers
August 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happy #firstdayofschool eve for all non-students and teachers
August 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My management style is all about nuance.
I treat people with kindness and an arm around their shoulder if that is what they need. And tough love and shouting for others.
I just haven't yet found anyone that needs the 'kind' approach.
I treat people with kindness and an arm around their shoulder if that is what they need. And tough love and shouting for others.
I just haven't yet found anyone that needs the 'kind' approach.
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My management style is all about nuance.
I treat people with kindness and an arm around their shoulder if that is what they need. And tough love and shouting for others.
I just haven't yet found anyone that needs the 'kind' approach.
I treat people with kindness and an arm around their shoulder if that is what they need. And tough love and shouting for others.
I just haven't yet found anyone that needs the 'kind' approach.
@crunchlabs.bsky.social
Toby says thank you for his 9th birthday message.
"I hope I become an engineer when I grow up" said Toby.
Toby says thank you for his 9th birthday message.
"I hope I become an engineer when I grow up" said Toby.
August 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Toby says thank you for his 9th birthday message.
"I hope I become an engineer when I grow up" said Toby.
Toby says thank you for his 9th birthday message.
"I hope I become an engineer when I grow up" said Toby.
Part two of the summer holiday has exceeded all expectations. Utterly beautiful.
July 31, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Part two of the summer holiday has exceeded all expectations. Utterly beautiful.
On holiday with the family. Youngest child has been holding onto his "number 2" for over a week. Where did he decide his venue of choice would be to 'release' it? A waterpark.
July 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
On holiday with the family. Youngest child has been holding onto his "number 2" for over a week. Where did he decide his venue of choice would be to 'release' it? A waterpark.
On holiday with the family.
My 13-year old has been wearing my clothes 😦
My 13-year old has been wearing my clothes 😦
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
On holiday with the family.
My 13-year old has been wearing my clothes 😦
My 13-year old has been wearing my clothes 😦
The corkscrew in my holiday accommodation has been through some stuff
July 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The corkscrew in my holiday accommodation has been through some stuff
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Conservative Bernard Jenkins humiliated on PoliticsLive
First he claims the ECHR stopped the Rwanda scheme when it was the UK Supreme Court that stopped it
Then he claims there are safe and legal routes, there are not
Dishonesty from politicians is a stain on our democracy
First he claims the ECHR stopped the Rwanda scheme when it was the UK Supreme Court that stopped it
Then he claims there are safe and legal routes, there are not
Dishonesty from politicians is a stain on our democracy
July 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Conservative Bernard Jenkins humiliated on PoliticsLive
First he claims the ECHR stopped the Rwanda scheme when it was the UK Supreme Court that stopped it
Then he claims there are safe and legal routes, there are not
Dishonesty from politicians is a stain on our democracy
First he claims the ECHR stopped the Rwanda scheme when it was the UK Supreme Court that stopped it
Then he claims there are safe and legal routes, there are not
Dishonesty from politicians is a stain on our democracy
Last night our cat went missing. She just climbed out from underneath our car 18 hours, and 20 miles later. She has been on a bit of a wild ride.
June 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Last night our cat went missing. She just climbed out from underneath our car 18 hours, and 20 miles later. She has been on a bit of a wild ride.
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Petition: Transfer UK Warrior Infantry Fighting Vehicles to Ukraine
The UK has approximately 632 Warrior IFVs: 80 awaiting near-term disposal and the rest expected to be scrapped by 2030. The Government should offer to transfer them to Ukraine.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
The UK has approximately 632 Warrior IFVs: 80 awaiting near-term disposal and the rest expected to be scrapped by 2030. The Government should offer to transfer them to Ukraine.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
Petition: Transfer UK Warrior Infantry Fighting Vehicles to Ukraine
The UK has approximately 632 Warrior IFVs: 80 awaiting near-term disposal and the rest expected to be scrapped by 2030. The Government should offer to transfer them to Ukraine. We think this would pro...
petition.parliament.uk
May 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Petition: Transfer UK Warrior Infantry Fighting Vehicles to Ukraine
The UK has approximately 632 Warrior IFVs: 80 awaiting near-term disposal and the rest expected to be scrapped by 2030. The Government should offer to transfer them to Ukraine.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
The UK has approximately 632 Warrior IFVs: 80 awaiting near-term disposal and the rest expected to be scrapped by 2030. The Government should offer to transfer them to Ukraine.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...