Bloviator5000
@tonyo13.bsky.social
Uninteresting. Total poser. Self-serving bio with many glaring omissions. Generic catch phrase followed by a tired cliché. Quote that makes me look profound. Jazz hands.
"Will your government last long enough to imprison me for 20 years?"
-Võ Thị Thắng, total badass, shortly after being sentenced to 20 years of hard labor by a South Vietnamese judge in 1968
-Võ Thị Thắng, total badass, shortly after being sentenced to 20 years of hard labor by a South Vietnamese judge in 1968
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"Will your government last long enough to imprison me for 20 years?"
-Võ Thị Thắng, total badass, shortly after being sentenced to 20 years of hard labor by a South Vietnamese judge in 1968
-Võ Thị Thắng, total badass, shortly after being sentenced to 20 years of hard labor by a South Vietnamese judge in 1968
Hey! All you ammo-sexuals who have been frothing at the mouth about big brother and dictatorship and tyranny and that shit…where y’all at? Why y’all so quiet? Armed, unidentified masked men working for the government are kidnapping people off the streets and y’all ain’t said a damn thing.
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hey! All you ammo-sexuals who have been frothing at the mouth about big brother and dictatorship and tyranny and that shit…where y’all at? Why y’all so quiet? Armed, unidentified masked men working for the government are kidnapping people off the streets and y’all ain’t said a damn thing.
This will be the next thing the Trump cult will say after they blame the Epstein victims. They wil claim that Trump was involved in all of that “before he got saved.” They’ll douse it with ecclesiastical white-out and shame you for not being forgiving.
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This will be the next thing the Trump cult will say after they blame the Epstein victims. They wil claim that Trump was involved in all of that “before he got saved.” They’ll douse it with ecclesiastical white-out and shame you for not being forgiving.
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TU N’AS PAS LE DROIT! Si les Nordiques ne sont pas en Québec, ils ne sont pas les Nordiques. Les Nordiques sont mort en 1995 et tu es leur meurtrier, calisse-rado
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October 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
TU N’AS PAS LE DROIT! Si les Nordiques ne sont pas en Québec, ils ne sont pas les Nordiques. Les Nordiques sont mort en 1995 et tu es leur meurtrier, calisse-rado
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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“Stop calling us Nazis!!”
Stop acting like Nazis.
Stop doing Nazi shit.
Stop tolerating people within your ranks who admire Nazis and do Nazi shit.
If you don’t want to smell like shit, get out of the sewer.
Stop acting like Nazis.
Stop doing Nazi shit.
Stop tolerating people within your ranks who admire Nazis and do Nazi shit.
If you don’t want to smell like shit, get out of the sewer.
October 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“Stop calling us Nazis!!”
Stop acting like Nazis.
Stop doing Nazi shit.
Stop tolerating people within your ranks who admire Nazis and do Nazi shit.
If you don’t want to smell like shit, get out of the sewer.
Stop acting like Nazis.
Stop doing Nazi shit.
Stop tolerating people within your ranks who admire Nazis and do Nazi shit.
If you don’t want to smell like shit, get out of the sewer.
First attempt. Worst attempt.
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
First attempt. Worst attempt.
In 2022, y’all overturned Roe v. Wade and said “if yOu cAn’T aFfOrd a bAbY, dOn’T hAvE oNe! jUsT kEEp yOuR lEgS cLosEd.”
Now look at you … wrecking the economy and yapping about folks not having babies.
Ten bucks says they use this as the premise for outlawing birth control.
Now look at you … wrecking the economy and yapping about folks not having babies.
Ten bucks says they use this as the premise for outlawing birth control.
October 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
In 2022, y’all overturned Roe v. Wade and said “if yOu cAn’T aFfOrd a bAbY, dOn’T hAvE oNe! jUsT kEEp yOuR lEgS cLosEd.”
Now look at you … wrecking the economy and yapping about folks not having babies.
Ten bucks says they use this as the premise for outlawing birth control.
Now look at you … wrecking the economy and yapping about folks not having babies.
Ten bucks says they use this as the premise for outlawing birth control.
When you find out that an attractive lady is a Drumpf supporter…
October 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
When you find out that an attractive lady is a Drumpf supporter…
“Hate that you’re part of it.”
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“Hate that you’re part of it.”
The “free speech” crowd is certainly in their feelings about people exercising their freedom of speech.
September 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The “free speech” crowd is certainly in their feelings about people exercising their freedom of speech.
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If I ever write a novel, the fake Christian villain will be called "Nancy Mace."
September 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If I ever write a novel, the fake Christian villain will be called "Nancy Mace."
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AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
August 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
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This is good, very, very good.
August 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is good, very, very good.