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Toni
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Writer of nonsense and lover of ice cream. She/her. 🌈

TV and movie (and Kdrama) photo-recaps and reviews at toniwatches.com
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If you're in the mood for some lovably snarky photo-recaps of shows/movies like #The100, #TheLastofUs, #MCU, #JaneAusten, #Sanditon, #SquidGame, etc, you can find my wackadoo ramblings here:

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tv & movie photo-recaps, reviews, & other wackadoo ramblings
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Appreciation video for all the cool, creative, hilarious Stay all over the world (and specifically at the London concerts). Ya'll made my trip unforgettable. ❤️

#StrayKids
July 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Anyone else race against grammar check?

You change the tense of a word at the start of a sentence, KNOWING that snotty little blue line will appear under a word near the end, and so you try to fix it before that asshole line can tell you it's wrong?

YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME, COMPUTER.
June 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hi pals!

I'm walking 50km to raise money for Operation Smile (an organization that provides medical care for children with cleft conditions in middle-to-low income countries.

Any little bit helps! (Even just sharing this post)

Thank you!

operationsmilecanada.akaraisin.com/ui/CycleforS...
operationsmilecanada.akaraisin.com
May 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
What's YOUR flirting style?
April 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My vegetable intake depends on what type of hummus is on sale.
March 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Pretty sure my account was hacked? Just opened my Chats to find full conversations with strangers that *I* started.

Also, I guess I'm a 33-year old single mom?

Is anyone else experiencing this?
March 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"A really big best seller may be read by as many people as watch a ten minute YouTube video about a teenager unboxing some mascara, so books are still a very important part of our culture."

Lots of points being made in #CunkOnEverything by Philomena Cunk.
March 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Any romantic comedy that starts with a woman jogging in the morning has already lost me.
March 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Who's watching #MyDearestNemesis?? I need to flail.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying `` i love it '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying `` i love it '' .
media.tenor.com
March 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
If David Tennant doesn't play this man in a biopic, then what are we even doing here?
"YOU ARE HEREBY EMPOWERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“You're either on the bus or off the bus.”
“Bullshit reigns.”
“You never realize how much of your background is sewn into the lining of your clothes.”
Born on this day journalist & novelist Tom Wolfe 1931
#BookSky
March 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Have we all collectively as a society decided that 'that' is replacing 'who' as a referent for a person?

Ads, official statements, public documents, it's everywhere!

"The person that," is... wrong, right? Did I miss a grammar conference where we decided it wasn't? Why wasn't I invited??
March 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just finished #YourFriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderman on Disney+. Pretty pumped there are two more seasons confirmed.

It's such a cool jaunt into MCU-adjacent territory. Love the writing, love the characters, love the intrigue. Yes, the animation could be better, but it doesn't take away from the fun.
a cartoon of a man in a spiderman costume standing in a living room
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a spiderman costume standing in a living room
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Woke up in the middle of the night to use the washroom, saw this and thought, "racoon."

In my apartment.

On the 17th floor.
February 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A bunch of American celebrities belting out 'I jizzed in my pants," in perfect harmony as the Canadian flag waves on a screen in the background is the kind of unity we need right now.

#SaturdayNightLive
February 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Tikt*k said this was unoriginal so it only has one view and now I'm pouting cause it's so silly I just want people to laugh. #PrideandPrejudice
February 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just watched #LoveHurts, and you guys: go see it. It's campy, delightfully nonsensical, physically impossible fun.

I truly cannot stress enough how FUN this movie is.

Put Ke Huy Quan in everything. And Sean Astin while you're at it. In fact, more Goonies reunions in general, please!
a man with glasses is holding a valentine 's day card in his hand
Alt: a man with glasses is holding a valentine's day card in his hand
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Appreciation post for dumb shows.

Sometimes you need a show that's just so, so dumb in a way that makes you sigh in amused contentment as your brain shuts off and you just think, "this is so fucking dumb," with a fun little giggle.
February 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Talking with my coworker about this (very professional workplace) and we came up with the answer.

It's Florence Pugh.

This generation needs no movie, the existence of Florence Pugh is enough to turn anyone bisexual.
If The Mummy was my generation's portal to a bi awakening, and Pirates of the Caribbean was the next.... what's the new one? What movie in the past five years is making new adults go, 'waaaaaait a minute.... 👀🏳️‍🌈'
February 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"I found it is the small everyday treats of ordinary folk that keep the borkness at bay."
February 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Joined a discord server as An Old, and whooooooboy, I hate this.
February 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If The Mummy was my generation's portal to a bi awakening, and Pirates of the Caribbean was the next.... what's the new one? What movie in the past five years is making new adults go, 'waaaaaait a minute.... 👀🏳️‍🌈'
February 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Tapping out of recapping #WhenTheStarsGossip for now, but I'll be back to bask in whatever gloriously chaotic nonsense the finale brings. ✌️
February 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Not enough people watched Ghost Writer in the 90s and IT SHOWS.
February 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I lived in Korea for 4 years and struggled with differentiating the double consonants the entire time. I often ordered rice bread (쌀빵), and was told near the end of my adventure that I pronounced it 살빵.

살 is skin.

I asked for 'skin bread' for 4 years.
February 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anyone else upset that the murderous douche from #SquidGame is an adorable li'l dork in real life? My heart is confused.
January 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM