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Tom
@tomhappy.bsky.social
Record Producer 🎚️
Worst member of The Yacht Club 🚣
more like poo sky lmao gottem
July 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I still think it's crazy that if you re-arrange the letters of "Joe Biden" you can spell "Obama". What a universe!
May 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Let's just say it's not very Chico Time right now
May 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
thinking about this sink
April 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just found out I'm the same age as Stacy's mother from the hit song Stacy's Mom and I don't have anything going on
March 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
boy they sure showed him
March 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The bad news is I googled what the weird pain in my chest and it's caused by stress, but the good news is there is absolutely nothing in my life right now that is causing stress apart from buying a house, heavy work schedule, and a horrible pain in my chest caused by stress
March 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hurry: A Rush Tribute Band
March 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Memelord Billionaire forms the Le Epic Bacon Reddit Wholesome Big Chungus $100 Nyan Cat Based Keanu Has Cheezburger department for the US government. The department's sole purpose is to launch poor people into space (Le Epic SpaceX got the government contract, epic win!!!).
February 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I did it all for the dookie

Billie Joe Fred Durstrong
February 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
quantized drums are woke
February 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
if i was a big internet celebrity i'd do a crypto rug pull and scam all my fans
February 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
this post aged like milk because I had a right shit haircut so unfortunately I've got plans on March 21st now
Booked a haircut for this week which means the sweet spot for my hair will be around March 21st if you guys are free that day
February 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I like that Geezer Butler is named after two different job titles
February 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
4 years of "I for one am shocked and appalled by the president's actions and I vow that I will do everything in by power to wag my finger and tut loudly so that he knows he's being naughty"
February 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"elons gonna be the first man on mars bro" god I fucking hope so
February 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Golden oldie! Green Day’s “Dookie” is 50 years old today!
February 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If I was american I would have simply bought a chicken coop 3 weeks ago and then won capitalism
February 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Booked a haircut for this week which means the sweet spot for my hair will be around March 21st if you guys are free that day
February 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Crabcore rangoon, is that anything?
January 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’m not info dumping about a special interest, I’m mansplaining 👏🏻 know 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 difference
January 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Hello! New here, excited to be here. Hope it’s a lovely time. ⛵️🧡
January 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I am comfortable in myself
January 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM