Todd Football
@toddfootball.bsky.social
I stream video james and art on the purple site. twitch.tv/todd_football
I'm thankful that my beloved Detroit Lions only lost the game instead of, I don't know, like, spontaneously combusting or something
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm thankful that my beloved Detroit Lions only lost the game instead of, I don't know, like, spontaneously combusting or something
Willing to collaborate on ideas for some kind of taser-based alarm clock that gets shit done
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Willing to collaborate on ideas for some kind of taser-based alarm clock that gets shit done
My last sktweet was about my own poop so I'm glad to see RFK Jr. providing something way more gross to think about today
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My last sktweet was about my own poop so I'm glad to see RFK Jr. providing something way more gross to think about today
Some days I have coffee and can take a quick hop to the bathroom and others I feel like a play-doh press full of poop.
I hope it comes out star-shaped today.
I hope it comes out star-shaped today.
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Some days I have coffee and can take a quick hop to the bathroom and others I feel like a play-doh press full of poop.
I hope it comes out star-shaped today.
I hope it comes out star-shaped today.
Big "Uncle who you don't talk to at Thanksgiving makes a joke oh God just laugh so he'll shut up" energy
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Big "Uncle who you don't talk to at Thanksgiving makes a joke oh God just laugh so he'll shut up" energy
Todd_Football - Twitch
Turning Prometheus into Amateurmetheus
twitch.tv
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Putting my money where my plaid is
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Putting my money where my plaid is
I'm doing it for my city, which is a different city than his city. But the message stands no matter what your municipality is.
VOTE
VOTE
On this beautiful morning in Astoria, I cast my ballot for our city and our future.
I hope you will too.
I hope you will too.
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm doing it for my city, which is a different city than his city. But the message stands no matter what your municipality is.
VOTE
VOTE
If time travel isn't real, how did Lil' Jon tell us all to "skeet skeet motherfucker" 20 years before Bluesky existed????
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If time travel isn't real, how did Lil' Jon tell us all to "skeet skeet motherfucker" 20 years before Bluesky existed????
Dick Cheney died as he lived: Dead inside.
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dick Cheney died as he lived: Dead inside.
Yeah I like streaming content. I'm CONTENT when I sit by a nice gentle STREAM. Turn THAT on your iPad and tweet your snaps at it kiddo
October 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Yeah I like streaming content. I'm CONTENT when I sit by a nice gentle STREAM. Turn THAT on your iPad and tweet your snaps at it kiddo
*takes enormous bong rip* what if I'm normal and you guys are low
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
*takes enormous bong rip* what if I'm normal and you guys are low
Musta missed this one as a kid
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Musta missed this one as a kid
Have you ever started typing a post and then realized you didn't have an ending to the clever idea you had but you've already spent 10 minutes trying to fix it so you feel like you need to write SOMEthing to appease the sunk cost fallacy?
Me neither.
Me neither.
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Have you ever started typing a post and then realized you didn't have an ending to the clever idea you had but you've already spent 10 minutes trying to fix it so you feel like you need to write SOMEthing to appease the sunk cost fallacy?
Me neither.
Me neither.
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Howdy #portfolioday!
I'm Reb, a freelance illustrator who specializes in ttrpg characters and certified little guys in detailed environments.
Currently looking for work!
📧: rebeckeronie@gmail.com
Portfolio: Rebeckeronie.com
I'm Reb, a freelance illustrator who specializes in ttrpg characters and certified little guys in detailed environments.
Currently looking for work!
📧: rebeckeronie@gmail.com
Portfolio: Rebeckeronie.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Howdy #portfolioday!
I'm Reb, a freelance illustrator who specializes in ttrpg characters and certified little guys in detailed environments.
Currently looking for work!
📧: rebeckeronie@gmail.com
Portfolio: Rebeckeronie.com
I'm Reb, a freelance illustrator who specializes in ttrpg characters and certified little guys in detailed environments.
Currently looking for work!
📧: rebeckeronie@gmail.com
Portfolio: Rebeckeronie.com
It's called being "high" because that's where your IQ goes... ...IN OPPOSITE WORLD!!
(I swivel my *D*A*R*E* cap backwards, skateboarding out the fourth floor window of the courthouse as my appeal is denied)
(I swivel my *D*A*R*E* cap backwards, skateboarding out the fourth floor window of the courthouse as my appeal is denied)
October 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It's called being "high" because that's where your IQ goes... ...IN OPPOSITE WORLD!!
(I swivel my *D*A*R*E* cap backwards, skateboarding out the fourth floor window of the courthouse as my appeal is denied)
(I swivel my *D*A*R*E* cap backwards, skateboarding out the fourth floor window of the courthouse as my appeal is denied)
Reposted by Todd Football
I weep for the day when this post will be screenshotted for its harrowingly accurate foresight but I nevertheless have a moral responsibility to say it: all Labubus will detonate on Christmas morning 2025.
October 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I weep for the day when this post will be screenshotted for its harrowingly accurate foresight but I nevertheless have a moral responsibility to say it: all Labubus will detonate on Christmas morning 2025.
If I were a candidate for office my slogan would be "I Won't Be Evil On Purpose" and I'd see what assumptions that would map onto my opponent
October 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If I were a candidate for office my slogan would be "I Won't Be Evil On Purpose" and I'd see what assumptions that would map onto my opponent
Reposted by Todd Football
Important to note that Jane Goodall would not have lived so long had that fateful bite not given her the monkey powers
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Important to note that Jane Goodall would not have lived so long had that fateful bite not given her the monkey powers