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Toadette real @toadettereal.bsky.social · Feb 1
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mrtylercrook.bsky.social
I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
A pencil drawing of a woman reclining in bed, but her hands look kind of fucked up, and her face has been scribbled out, apparently in frustration by the artist
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
toadettereal.bsky.social
Look what happened to a commission I’ve been working on very slowly and anxiously for the past few months :)
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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bluetomorrows.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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This is my new vessel
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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toskarin.bsky.social
"this could kill people," said one disney imagineer upon seeing the reveal of sexual stitch
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Bleak placid grazing cow future
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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telodendron.bsky.social
A 4 panel grayscale comic strip In the upper margin is the title “Concrete Beach” on the left and a stylized crown logo on the right. Panel 1: narration: Got off work at the Cigarette King Image: a squat 1960s style grocery store with a brick and concrete facade. Illustrated advertisements for “Ribeye” and cigarettes are drawn on the windows. A shopping cart is in the middle of the empty parking lot. There are palm trees rising behind the building and a palm frond on the ground Panel 2: narration: Can’t drive into the ocean (long line) Image: the ocean stretches to the horizon. A long pier stretches into the ocean. A line of cars are waiting their turn to drive of it. One is splashing into the water, nose first. Panel 3: narration: There is a place 24 hrs You are welcome Image: power lines run behind a squat building with dark windows and a dark roof. There is a fish logo over the door. A large round sign on a pole says “Captain’s Table.” There is an image of an anchor in the center of the sign. Panel 4: narration : A butterflied fish reveals a secret face. Image: POV sitting at a booth in a restaurant. The walls ads wood paneled. There are condiments on the table, and a knife and fork. There is a plate on the table containing a fish meal. The fish is split down the middle. The split dish has strange eyes and a small mouth inside it, as if it was a human face. A speech balloon is coming from the fish, but the balloon only says “speaking” in parentheses. We do not know what the fish is saying.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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lena.fyi
a new team-up!!

i have been working with the 『of the Devil』 team @nthcircle.bsky.social to write some brand new tracks debuting in episode 2 this december!!

here's a teaser...
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Commencement Speech
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
PA Mystery Zone

According to a guy working on the tanks it was found in the scrapyard next door.

This is 3 medium format pics stitched together. This is large format, to me.

Kodak Gold
Mamiya 7

#filmphotography
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Cat of despair
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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New defunctland dropped while I was watching old defunctland videos
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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kothscreens.bsky.social
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 15
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Marceline is very expensive
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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winterk.bsky.social
My Daughter came home from the shopping mall. She was wearing a new shirt — one that said "Mean People Suck" in big bold letters. "Daughter," I said, " hold on a minute." She paused. I knew she didn't want to have this conversation. I said "Now, I know if that statement was about any other group, you'd think it was Prejudice. Can you explain why, in this case, you would think it's ok?" My Daughter got a sheepish look. "Mom," she said, can I borrow your gun?" "What for?," I asked. "Mom, please, it's important!" "Well," I said, "you may." And I handed the gun to her. Right then and there, she ripped the shirt off and emptied the clip into it. I gained a new Daughter that day. Stronger and wiser than the one I'd had before.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I won bingo
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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baybayfriend.bsky.social
Woman in white dress and veil on a grassy hill and there’s autumnal trees and crows around. Text: She comes here every day. If you thought she's bringing flowers to her husband's grave, you are a romantic heart. If you thought she is a ghost bride, you are sad in your crying heart. If you thought she feeds the crows, animals love your pouring heart. If you thought she likes taking a walk by her house, you love smelling outside. (she is just going to work)
February 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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my life force personality having meter is at 0
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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bluetomorrows.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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ruralindexing.bsky.social
Cafe
Alexis, IL
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Fight. Win.
marcofoster.bsky.social Marco Foster @marcofoster.bsky.social · Mar 12
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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NBC, The New York Times, and most importantly @hellgatenyc.com call the NYC mayoral race for Zohran Mamdani.
HELL GATE HAS SEEN ENOUGH ZOHRAN MAMDANI 111TH MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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joshuajfriedman.com
A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti
Three urinals in the men's room, each with a small digital screen above it showing the Cuomo campaign logo.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM