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Thomas Jovian Taylor
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☀️ Pencil pusher by day.
🌙 Aspiring author by night.
🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ Proud parent of weird cats 24/7.
Do you ever write long, multi-threaded posts on Bluesky, only to realize it has spiraled out of control and transformed into a massive trauma dump somewhere along the way and it’s very possible that you still have some unfinished work on issues you thought you had overcome?

Yeah… me neither.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Cat siblings are funny it’s like 90% abject snuggling and then 10% absolutely wailing on each other
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am absolutely shocked. I was 100% expecting the Supremacy Court to undo our hard won progress like they did with Women’s rights in the name of their twisted idea of “religious freedom”. Maybe there is hope for us yet.
Supreme Court rejects challenge to landmark same-sex marriage decision — USA TODAY
Kim Davis asked the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges appealing damages she owed a gay couple after she denied them a marriage license.
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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One man's love story is another man's search history
August 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-alien-earth/
August 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Whatever is the opposite of news, that is what I want
August 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
“Relax, it’s FedEx.”

I thought they changed their slogan in 2009 though, silly me. Thankfully my new running shoes still arrived intact.

I just can’t help but wonder what kind of metrics their poor drivers are held to that consistently causes them to deliver like this.
August 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just a few more photos of our Sunday Funday adventures #BartonParkBoys #BearSoup
June 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Had a blast on Sunday roasting my skin in the sun for four hours with the boys. #gaybears #watersports #funinthesun
June 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The boys had a squirrelfriend drop by to inspect their bird feeder. #catsofbluesky #squirrelfriend #blackcats
June 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It’s such a relief to finally live in an area where our representatives in congress actually share my values and their replies to my emails aren’t full of blatant lies about queer people that support their own personal hatred of gay and trans folx.
May 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Spent the weekend with some amazing people near Seaside. I’m so grateful for the friendships we’ve made ever since moving to Portland two years ago. 🥰
May 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’m so glad we live in a place where we have access to vets who specialize in feline care. We’ve always been impressed with the level of care we receive at Buckman Veterinary Clinic. Yesterday was our annual wellness checkup and guess which two boys reached their goal weight? #CatsOfBluesky
April 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Be a Samwise Gamgee. Support your friends, trust your instincts, be humble, lead with your heart, love potatoes, don't let one little spider ruin your day.
March 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This Apple Fitness+ HIIT workout w/ Janet Jackson’s music absolutely killed me. ☠️☠️☠️

https://fitness.apple.com/us/workout/hiit-with-kim-music-by-janet-jackson/1786404857
‎HIIT with Kim • Music by Janet Jackson - Upbeat Anthems - Fitness+
‎Fitness+
fitness.apple.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Just looking for things to spruce up my in-office space for spring/summer and found this item that has the same name as one of those “Shock sites” from the very early Aughts. 🍋🎉.
🤣
March 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Played laser tag for the first time in my life this weekend with friends. It was a blast and I’m glad there is no age limit on fun like this!
March 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Me, reading the news every day
March 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap
March 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Never forget that in 1861 Charles Darwin wrote in a letter to a friend…

“But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything"

…because this is my favorite reminder that we can do great things even if we don't always have great days
March 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I don’t understand how people with children do it, I barely have enough bandwidth to take care of two cats and one (1) cast iron skillet
March 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Is there a helpline for when you love your cat too much?
March 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Harvested from facebook. My reaction was loud enough to startle Chaucer.
#meme #musk #elon #humor
February 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM