Tinda Zaszcek, BSN
@tinnyzaz.bsky.social
I write songs and make sex jokes
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Tinda Zaszcek, BSN
@tinnyzaz.bsky.social
· Jan 17
A good sex joke is like a knock at the door. Some are strangers, solicitors, unwanted. But if you've spent real time engaging with your audience, and they know and understand your heart, your knock at the door is perceived as friendly.
And they'll let you come inside.
And they'll let you come inside.
When my dog is playing with a ball and I kick it away, she is delighted because that is exactly what she hoped with all her lil' doggy heart I would do. And the chase is on!
But every once in a while she looks up at me instead with her blue, tear-glistened eyes, like "Auntie, why did you DO that??"
But every once in a while she looks up at me instead with her blue, tear-glistened eyes, like "Auntie, why did you DO that??"
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When my dog is playing with a ball and I kick it away, she is delighted because that is exactly what she hoped with all her lil' doggy heart I would do. And the chase is on!
But every once in a while she looks up at me instead with her blue, tear-glistened eyes, like "Auntie, why did you DO that??"
But every once in a while she looks up at me instead with her blue, tear-glistened eyes, like "Auntie, why did you DO that??"
Perhaps my most controversial take is that if you don't enjoy the process of writing, you should do anything else.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Perhaps my most controversial take is that if you don't enjoy the process of writing, you should do anything else.
On the first day of Zazmas my true love gave to me...
A song about punching Nazis.
A song about punching Nazis.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
On the first day of Zazmas my true love gave to me...
A song about punching Nazis.
A song about punching Nazis.
Life? Don't talk to me about life.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Life? Don't talk to me about life.
I want to see this happen so bad.
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I want to see this happen so bad.
And when I said this is the reason Disney bought FOX, y'all scoffed.
Who's scoffing now?? Me!
Who's scoffing now?? Me!
It's Official: The Original Theatrical Cut of 'Star Wars' Is Coming Back to Theaters
It's Official: The Original Theatrical Cut of 'Star Wars' Is Coming Back to Theaters
Lucasfilm is celebrating the films 50th anniversary on February 17, 2027, in the best possible way.
gizmodo.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
And when I said this is the reason Disney bought FOX, y'all scoffed.
Who's scoffing now?? Me!
Who's scoffing now?? Me!
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
I guess "fucken" doesn't count.
@tinnyzaz.bsky.social has swears! They've used 103 profanities in their last 875 posts.
🥇 "shit" (13 times)
🥈 "damn" (7 times)
🥉 "fucking" (6 times)
🥇 "shit" (13 times)
🥈 "damn" (7 times)
🥉 "fucking" (6 times)
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I guess "fucken" doesn't count.
@profanity.accountant show me what you got
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@profanity.accountant show me what you got
This is a song written by my new DND character who got isekai'd to a parallel world and used her advanced knowledge to invent music recording and become a rock star.
"Ebb and Flow"
I saw all the signs but
Somehow never learned,
Withdrawing every one
Of my 'precious' words.
As if a punishment
Would make it clear the
Days and nights we spent
Meant everything to me
I saw all the signs but
Somehow never learned,
Withdrawing every one
Of my 'precious' words.
As if a punishment
Would make it clear the
Days and nights we spent
Meant everything to me
Oh, the ebb and flow of simple tides
Gets real complex when you change the view
From a single orb's arresting skies
To the triple crown of three sister moons.
Cannot see the end of this
The long good night's a vast expanse
I'm a sailor called Distress
Adrift, would float thru loneliness
Gets real complex when you change the view
From a single orb's arresting skies
To the triple crown of three sister moons.
Cannot see the end of this
The long good night's a vast expanse
I'm a sailor called Distress
Adrift, would float thru loneliness
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is a song written by my new DND character who got isekai'd to a parallel world and used her advanced knowledge to invent music recording and become a rock star.
"Ebb and Flow"
I saw all the signs but
Somehow never learned,
Withdrawing every one
Of my 'precious' words.
As if a punishment
Would make it clear the
Days and nights we spent
Meant everything to me
I saw all the signs but
Somehow never learned,
Withdrawing every one
Of my 'precious' words.
As if a punishment
Would make it clear the
Days and nights we spent
Meant everything to me
Oh, the ebb and flow of simple tides
Gets real complex when you change the view
From a single orb's arresting skies
To the triple crown of three sister moons.
Cannot see the end of this
The long good night's a vast expanse
I'm a sailor called Distress
Adrift, would float thru loneliness
Gets real complex when you change the view
From a single orb's arresting skies
To the triple crown of three sister moons.
Cannot see the end of this
The long good night's a vast expanse
I'm a sailor called Distress
Adrift, would float thru loneliness
We drew knives, cut ties cuz
Someone always broke,
Eschewing the truth was
The easier stroke.
And in the basement dwells
A record of wrongs
Discarded, shucked shells
Of half-written love songs
Someone always broke,
Eschewing the truth was
The easier stroke.
And in the basement dwells
A record of wrongs
Discarded, shucked shells
Of half-written love songs
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Ebb and Flow"
I saw all the signs but
Somehow never learned,
Withdrawing every one
Of my 'precious' words.
As if a punishment
Would make it clear the
Days and nights we spent
Meant everything to me
I saw all the signs but
Somehow never learned,
Withdrawing every one
Of my 'precious' words.
As if a punishment
Would make it clear the
Days and nights we spent
Meant everything to me
Oh, the ebb and flow of simple tides
Gets real complex when you change the view
From a single orb's arresting skies
To the triple crown of three sister moons.
Cannot see the end of this
The long good night's a vast expanse
I'm a sailor called Distress
Adrift, would float thru loneliness
Gets real complex when you change the view
From a single orb's arresting skies
To the triple crown of three sister moons.
Cannot see the end of this
The long good night's a vast expanse
I'm a sailor called Distress
Adrift, would float thru loneliness
We drew knives, cut ties cuz
Someone always broke,
Eschewing the truth was
The easier stroke.
And in the basement dwells
A record of wrongs
Discarded, shucked shells
Of half-written love songs
Someone always broke,
Eschewing the truth was
The easier stroke.
And in the basement dwells
A record of wrongs
Discarded, shucked shells
Of half-written love songs
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Oh, the ebb and flow of simple tides
Gets real complex when you change the view
From a single orb's arresting skies
To the triple crown of three sister moons.
Cannot see the end of this
The long good night's a vast expanse
I'm a sailor called Distress
Adrift, would float thru loneliness
Gets real complex when you change the view
From a single orb's arresting skies
To the triple crown of three sister moons.
Cannot see the end of this
The long good night's a vast expanse
I'm a sailor called Distress
Adrift, would float thru loneliness
We drew knives, cut ties cuz
Someone always broke,
Eschewing the truth was
The easier stroke.
And in the basement dwells
A record of wrongs
Discarded, shucked shells
Of half-written love songs
Someone always broke,
Eschewing the truth was
The easier stroke.
And in the basement dwells
A record of wrongs
Discarded, shucked shells
Of half-written love songs
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We drew knives, cut ties cuz
Someone always broke,
Eschewing the truth was
The easier stroke.
And in the basement dwells
A record of wrongs
Discarded, shucked shells
Of half-written love songs
Someone always broke,
Eschewing the truth was
The easier stroke.
And in the basement dwells
A record of wrongs
Discarded, shucked shells
Of half-written love songs
"Disney spent more on the equivalent of 6 trilogies of films than on any single actual Star Wars film" doesn't have quite the same spitfire, I guess.
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
Disney Spent More On ‘Andor’ Than Any Of Its ‘Star Wars’ Movies
Disney has revealed it spent $60.5 million on Star Wars streaming series Andor in 2024, giving the show a total cost of $705.5 million - far higher than the spending on any of the movies in the saga.
www.forbes.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Disney spent more on the equivalent of 6 trilogies of films than on any single actual Star Wars film" doesn't have quite the same spitfire, I guess.
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
oh word?
outlawvern.com/2025/11/20/c...
outlawvern.com/2025/11/20/c...
Christy (2025) | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA
CHRISTY is a biopic of Christy Salters, once known as Christy Martin, a pioneer of women’s professional boxing, competing from 1989-2012. It’s a very
outlawvern.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
oh word?
outlawvern.com/2025/11/20/c...
outlawvern.com/2025/11/20/c...
The new NAKED GUN could've gone with naming the character "Frank Dreebin" and they didn't. Which is probably where its problems originated.
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The new NAKED GUN could've gone with naming the character "Frank Dreebin" and they didn't. Which is probably where its problems originated.
We're in Westworld with generative AI already. Meaning, if your reasons for hating it are still it's "ugly" or "soulless", then you have needed a better argument for a while now.
Corporations using dead people to steal work from living humans? That's a much stronger stance. Lead with that.
Corporations using dead people to steal work from living humans? That's a much stronger stance. Lead with that.
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
We're in Westworld with generative AI already. Meaning, if your reasons for hating it are still it's "ugly" or "soulless", then you have needed a better argument for a while now.
Corporations using dead people to steal work from living humans? That's a much stronger stance. Lead with that.
Corporations using dead people to steal work from living humans? That's a much stronger stance. Lead with that.
Profoundly disappointed in myself tonight, that I allowed depression and anxiety to stop me from driving 10 little miles to see my idol live in concert for the first time.
What a fucking loser.
What a fucking loser.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Profoundly disappointed in myself tonight, that I allowed depression and anxiety to stop me from driving 10 little miles to see my idol live in concert for the first time.
What a fucking loser.
What a fucking loser.
You ever wonder how companies can promise "no animal testing" was done on the products they sell? How do they know their ingredients are safe?
Is it because they rely on other companies having tested their ingredients on animals or humans in the past?
Is it because they rely on other companies having tested their ingredients on animals or humans in the past?
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
You ever wonder how companies can promise "no animal testing" was done on the products they sell? How do they know their ingredients are safe?
Is it because they rely on other companies having tested their ingredients on animals or humans in the past?
Is it because they rely on other companies having tested their ingredients on animals or humans in the past?
Reposted by Tinda Zaszcek, BSN
trump: birds go fast
cabinet: yes mr president, sir, birds go very fast.
trump: why don’t we use birds to pull airplanes? no one knows. maybe I’m the first person to think of it.
cabinet: sir, mr president, sir, you are the smartest person in the world.
trump: I believe it’s pronounced “worlm”
cabinet: yes mr president, sir, birds go very fast.
trump: why don’t we use birds to pull airplanes? no one knows. maybe I’m the first person to think of it.
cabinet: sir, mr president, sir, you are the smartest person in the world.
trump: I believe it’s pronounced “worlm”
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
trump: birds go fast
cabinet: yes mr president, sir, birds go very fast.
trump: why don’t we use birds to pull airplanes? no one knows. maybe I’m the first person to think of it.
cabinet: sir, mr president, sir, you are the smartest person in the world.
trump: I believe it’s pronounced “worlm”
cabinet: yes mr president, sir, birds go very fast.
trump: why don’t we use birds to pull airplanes? no one knows. maybe I’m the first person to think of it.
cabinet: sir, mr president, sir, you are the smartest person in the world.
trump: I believe it’s pronounced “worlm”
For a company that famously says a game will be released "when it's done" Rockstar sure are making a lot of weird, arbitrary release date promises.
BREAKING: Rockstar has delayed Grand Theft Auto VI again, pushing the highly anticipated game from May to November 19, 2026. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026
The release date for the game had previously slipped to May 2026 from fall 2025
www.bloomberg.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
For a company that famously says a game will be released "when it's done" Rockstar sure are making a lot of weird, arbitrary release date promises.
I hope you are all aware that we live in a time where, essentially for free, anyone can turn any photo of you into a video of you undressing that is—at a glance—indistinguishable from reality.
This has always been the larger, more nefarious intent of all those men building generative AI models.
This has always been the larger, more nefarious intent of all those men building generative AI models.
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I hope you are all aware that we live in a time where, essentially for free, anyone can turn any photo of you into a video of you undressing that is—at a glance—indistinguishable from reality.
This has always been the larger, more nefarious intent of all those men building generative AI models.
This has always been the larger, more nefarious intent of all those men building generative AI models.
They didn't called TWIX Snickerdoodle "Twickerdoodlix" and that's what is wrong with this world.
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They didn't called TWIX Snickerdoodle "Twickerdoodlix" and that's what is wrong with this world.
Just discovered Coyote Ragtime Show, an #anime which manages somehow to be a perfect blend of Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, Ghost In The Shell, and Trigun, tailor-made for me personally.
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just discovered Coyote Ragtime Show, an #anime which manages somehow to be a perfect blend of Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, Ghost In The Shell, and Trigun, tailor-made for me personally.
Reposted by Tinda Zaszcek, BSN
There's been endless talk about an AI bubble, but less about exactly how, why, and how much it's a bubble. So I turned to the framework put forward by scholars Brent Goldfarb and David A. Kirsch, authors of "Bubbles and Crashes," for assessing tech bubbles.
Spoiler: On a scale of 1 to 8, AI is an 8
Spoiler: On a scale of 1 to 8, AI is an 8
AI Is the Bubble to Burst Them All
I talked to the scholars who literally wrote the book on tech bubbles—and applied their test.
www.wired.com
October 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
There's been endless talk about an AI bubble, but less about exactly how, why, and how much it's a bubble. So I turned to the framework put forward by scholars Brent Goldfarb and David A. Kirsch, authors of "Bubbles and Crashes," for assessing tech bubbles.
Spoiler: On a scale of 1 to 8, AI is an 8
Spoiler: On a scale of 1 to 8, AI is an 8