Tim the Captain
@timthecaptain.bsky.social
I'm just going to blast through this without spending too much time trying to level up. That will end well, right? #FinalFantasyTactics #IvaliceChronicles
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Only on #twitch and....I might have to use items.
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Only on #twitch and....I might have to use items.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm just going to blast through this without spending too much time trying to level up. That will end well, right? #FinalFantasyTactics #IvaliceChronicles
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Only on #twitch and....I might have to use items.
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Only on #twitch and....I might have to use items.
I can't be missing more streams due to me being tired and shit. That's dumb. Not as dumb as a 50 year mortgage, but still pretty dumb. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and excited about this game.
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Only on #twitch and excited about this game.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I can't be missing more streams due to me being tired and shit. That's dumb. Not as dumb as a 50 year mortgage, but still pretty dumb. #FinalFantasyTactics
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Only on #twitch and excited about this game.
twitch.tv/timthecaptain
Only on #twitch and excited about this game.
You don't mess with the Zohran, people. It's a start. Let's keep it growing and deliver justice to those who have wronged us all.
Now, for a real horror show: #DeadbyDaylight
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Only on #twitch and hoping to see some damn progress towards common sense.
Now, for a real horror show: #DeadbyDaylight
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Only on #twitch and hoping to see some damn progress towards common sense.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You don't mess with the Zohran, people. It's a start. Let's keep it growing and deliver justice to those who have wronged us all.
Now, for a real horror show: #DeadbyDaylight
twitch.tv/timthecaptain
Only on #twitch and hoping to see some damn progress towards common sense.
Now, for a real horror show: #DeadbyDaylight
twitch.tv/timthecaptain
Only on #twitch and hoping to see some damn progress towards common sense.
My screen resolution is all messed up and I cannot focus on fixing it right now. How fun?
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Only on #twitch and ....enhance.
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Only on #twitch and ....enhance.
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November 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
My screen resolution is all messed up and I cannot focus on fixing it right now. How fun?
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Only on #twitch and ....enhance.
twitch.tv/timthecaptain
Only on #twitch and ....enhance.
I want to get back into the spirit. The Spirit Halloween. Ugh. If I keep up these jokes, I'll be #DeadbyDaylight
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Only on #twitch and can easily sleep through things that go bump in the night
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Only on #twitch and can easily sleep through things that go bump in the night
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October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I want to get back into the spirit. The Spirit Halloween. Ugh. If I keep up these jokes, I'll be #DeadbyDaylight
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Only on #twitch and can easily sleep through things that go bump in the night
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Only on #twitch and can easily sleep through things that go bump in the night
How I feel after the last two months...
#SaltandSanctuary
Only on #twitch and for the love of everything holy, I gotta be close.
#SaltandSanctuary
Only on #twitch and for the love of everything holy, I gotta be close.
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October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
How I feel after the last two months...
#SaltandSanctuary
Only on #twitch and for the love of everything holy, I gotta be close.
#SaltandSanctuary
Only on #twitch and for the love of everything holy, I gotta be close.
Someone stole my car. Right from the parking lot where I work.
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Anywho, time to play "xbox controller causing lag" the game! #SaltandSanctuary
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Anywho, time to play "xbox controller causing lag" the game! #SaltandSanctuary
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October 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Someone stole my car. Right from the parking lot where I work.
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Anywho, time to play "xbox controller causing lag" the game! #SaltandSanctuary
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Anywho, time to play "xbox controller causing lag" the game! #SaltandSanctuary
I did a lot of sleeping, which is why this long weekend turned into a short weekend. Yet, I don't feel rested. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch and checking things off the ol' list of bullshit.
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Only on #twitch and checking things off the ol' list of bullshit.
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October 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I did a lot of sleeping, which is why this long weekend turned into a short weekend. Yet, I don't feel rested. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch and checking things off the ol' list of bullshit.
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Only on #twitch and checking things off the ol' list of bullshit.
Appreciate your patience and understanding. A lot going on in October. Time is going too fast. Anywho... #SaltandSanctuary
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only on #twitch and I'm going to try to make some progress this time.
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only on #twitch and I'm going to try to make some progress this time.
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October 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Appreciate your patience and understanding. A lot going on in October. Time is going too fast. Anywho... #SaltandSanctuary
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only on #twitch and I'm going to try to make some progress this time.
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only on #twitch and I'm going to try to make some progress this time.
Yeah, I know. I take a micro-nap right before I stream, so it can be hard to get up for it. I'm weird. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch and trying to earn his salt. Even if I shoot myself in the foot. All the time.
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Only on #twitch and trying to earn his salt. Even if I shoot myself in the foot. All the time.
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October 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yeah, I know. I take a micro-nap right before I stream, so it can be hard to get up for it. I'm weird. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch and trying to earn his salt. Even if I shoot myself in the foot. All the time.
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Only on #twitch and trying to earn his salt. Even if I shoot myself in the foot. All the time.
Saltember is still going for a bit longer. Don't worry, this is still spooky. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch and excited for the spooky month to just fly on by, leaving me a depressed blob again.
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Only on #twitch and excited for the spooky month to just fly on by, leaving me a depressed blob again.
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October 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Saltember is still going for a bit longer. Don't worry, this is still spooky. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch and excited for the spooky month to just fly on by, leaving me a depressed blob again.
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Only on #twitch and excited for the spooky month to just fly on by, leaving me a depressed blob again.
Let it rain with pain. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch and doing nothing new for 10 years. :)
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Only on #twitch and doing nothing new for 10 years. :)
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September 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Let it rain with pain. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch and doing nothing new for 10 years. :)
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Only on #twitch and doing nothing new for 10 years. :)
Yep, here I am. Just as confused as ever. Just in a cave... #SaltandSanctuary.
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Only on #twitch and running late like all the damn time now.
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Only on #twitch and running late like all the damn time now.
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September 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Yep, here I am. Just as confused as ever. Just in a cave... #SaltandSanctuary.
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Only on #twitch and running late like all the damn time now.
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Only on #twitch and running late like all the damn time now.
You know me by now...if I don't have a map, I'm gonna get stuck in a trap. Or just get lost. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch and with a sense of direction comparable to a common house plant.
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Only on #twitch and with a sense of direction comparable to a common house plant.
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September 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You know me by now...if I don't have a map, I'm gonna get stuck in a trap. Or just get lost. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch and with a sense of direction comparable to a common house plant.
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Only on #twitch and with a sense of direction comparable to a common house plant.
I really hope I don't make an observation that is backed up with evidence and get my late night talk show taken away. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch. We will not forgive nor will we forget.
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Only on #twitch. We will not forgive nor will we forget.
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September 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I really hope I don't make an observation that is backed up with evidence and get my late night talk show taken away. #SaltandSanctuary
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Only on #twitch. We will not forgive nor will we forget.
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Only on #twitch. We will not forgive nor will we forget.
I don't know why I love this gif so much, but I had to post it. I'm playing #SaltandSanctuary and it just feels...right.
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Only on #twitch and getting my Halloween spirit before it turns into a Spirit Halloween.
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Only on #twitch and getting my Halloween spirit before it turns into a Spirit Halloween.
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September 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I don't know why I love this gif so much, but I had to post it. I'm playing #SaltandSanctuary and it just feels...right.
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Only on #twitch and getting my Halloween spirit before it turns into a Spirit Halloween.
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Only on #twitch and getting my Halloween spirit before it turns into a Spirit Halloween.
I've been really grumpy lately, so I need to chill with something right before the Halloween season! Ah, here we go... #SaltandSanctuary. That sounds nice.
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Only on #twitch and finally going to have a nice relaxing time.
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Only on #twitch and finally going to have a nice relaxing time.
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September 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I've been really grumpy lately, so I need to chill with something right before the Halloween season! Ah, here we go... #SaltandSanctuary. That sounds nice.
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Only on #twitch and finally going to have a nice relaxing time.
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Only on #twitch and finally going to have a nice relaxing time.
You think I won't just run my head into a wall until it works? You don't know me very well. #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and vibing.
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Only on #twitch and vibing.
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September 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You think I won't just run my head into a wall until it works? You don't know me very well. #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and vibing.
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Only on #twitch and vibing.
I know where your evil lair is. I'm coming. #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and rock hard.
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Only on #twitch and rock hard.
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September 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I know where your evil lair is. I'm coming. #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and rock hard.
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Only on #twitch and rock hard.
Time to mop up some of these achievements because I have to be close to the end! #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and what do you mean I only have 20% of the achievements done?
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Only on #twitch and what do you mean I only have 20% of the achievements done?
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September 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Time to mop up some of these achievements because I have to be close to the end! #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and what do you mean I only have 20% of the achievements done?
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Only on #twitch and what do you mean I only have 20% of the achievements done?
Ok, I didn't really think about what Judas Priest looked like back then. Now I know. Baron makes sense. #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and literally rode panthers with eye lasers.
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Only on #twitch and literally rode panthers with eye lasers.
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August 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ok, I didn't really think about what Judas Priest looked like back then. Now I know. Baron makes sense. #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and literally rode panthers with eye lasers.
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Only on #twitch and literally rode panthers with eye lasers.
Checking things off the list. Making the army stronger. Rock and roll! #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and actively ignoring the ridiculous crap our government is trying to pull.
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Only on #twitch and actively ignoring the ridiculous crap our government is trying to pull.
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August 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Checking things off the list. Making the army stronger. Rock and roll! #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and actively ignoring the ridiculous crap our government is trying to pull.
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Only on #twitch and actively ignoring the ridiculous crap our government is trying to pull.
Powering up through the awesomeness of metal. I can't help but feel like I am going through a similar Jack-Black-esque transition. #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and keeping Ozzy busy.
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Only on #twitch and keeping Ozzy busy.
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August 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Powering up through the awesomeness of metal. I can't help but feel like I am going through a similar Jack-Black-esque transition. #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and keeping Ozzy busy.
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Only on #twitch and keeping Ozzy busy.
I've been exhausted for a while, now. I gotta keep going, though. This game is too awesome. #BrutalLegend.
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Only on #twitch and I'll be ok, eventually.
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Only on #twitch and I'll be ok, eventually.
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August 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I've been exhausted for a while, now. I gotta keep going, though. This game is too awesome. #BrutalLegend.
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Only on #twitch and I'll be ok, eventually.
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Only on #twitch and I'll be ok, eventually.
The cameos make me all giggly. What's next? #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and the last damn day of true summer for me.
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Only on #twitch and the last damn day of true summer for me.
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August 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The cameos make me all giggly. What's next? #BrutalLegend
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Only on #twitch and the last damn day of true summer for me.
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Only on #twitch and the last damn day of true summer for me.