Tim Stewart
@timstwrt.bsky.social
3rd Place, 1990 Geneva Public Library Spelling Bee
congrats to LSU for receiving the honor of giving $100 million to a guy too stupid to get why you can’t be the head coach of two football teams at the same time
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
congrats to LSU for receiving the honor of giving $100 million to a guy too stupid to get why you can’t be the head coach of two football teams at the same time
hard to have a good loss in the relegation zone, but this was as close to one as you can get…thrilling second half
📰 Despite coming back from two goals down, it's defeat at the Etihad this afternoon.
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
hard to have a good loss in the relegation zone, but this was as close to one as you can get…thrilling second half
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Herbstreit should know better than anybody why letting someone try doing two jobs is a bad idea because he used to be a good college football announcer, but yesterday he sleepwalked through Eagles-Bears and today he’s belching out half-baked college football takes
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Herbstreit should know better than anybody why letting someone try doing two jobs is a bad idea because he used to be a good college football announcer, but yesterday he sleepwalked through Eagles-Bears and today he’s belching out half-baked college football takes
Lil Jon played Turn Down For What in two different cities today, and I saw both performances from the same couch I haven’t traveled more than twenty yards from today.
If I had a nickel for every time Lil Jon performed Turn Down For What on NBC, *TODAY*, I’d have two nickels.
Which feels like two nickels too many… but also too few.
Which feels like two nickels too many… but also too few.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Lil Jon played Turn Down For What in two different cities today, and I saw both performances from the same couch I haven’t traveled more than twenty yards from today.
mom’s still paying dues in the Tom Cavanagh fan club
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
mom’s still paying dues in the Tom Cavanagh fan club
“This Thanksgiving, bet together like never before” is some grim shit, even for the grim intersection of Gambling and Advertising
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“This Thanksgiving, bet together like never before” is some grim shit, even for the grim intersection of Gambling and Advertising
hearing anything off dizzy up the girl immediately teleports me to scooping ice cream at the local baskin robbins/dunkin donuts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0X1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0X1...
Goo Goo Dolls: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hearing anything off dizzy up the girl immediately teleports me to scooping ice cream at the local baskin robbins/dunkin donuts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0X1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0X1...
JJ MCarthy getting dangerously close to the line between eye black and blackface
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
JJ MCarthy getting dangerously close to the line between eye black and blackface
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Kyle Hendricks is a Cubs legend forever. When your children come of age, tell them what he did. Tell them of Game 6 of the 2016 NLCS, wherein Kyle Hendricks and "Clayton Kershaw" faced off and one of them ended up folding like a cheap table.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Kyle Hendricks is a Cubs legend forever. When your children come of age, tell them what he did. Tell them of Game 6 of the 2016 NLCS, wherein Kyle Hendricks and "Clayton Kershaw" faced off and one of them ended up folding like a cheap table.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
Enjoy retirement, Professor emeritus.
why don’t they make the whole offense out of Last Five Minutes Caleb
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
why don’t they make the whole offense out of Last Five Minutes Caleb
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
look I shouldn’t have to know this scumbag’s name or be able to picture his stupid haircut. It’s a bummer his dad hated him and we all have to deal with the consequences, but this shit is exhausting
Lawyers play a video that was played for Bovino. In it, he tells agents "everybody fucking gets it if they touch you."
"This is OUR fucking city," Bovino tells them.
"This is OUR fucking city," Bovino tells them.
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
look I shouldn’t have to know this scumbag’s name or be able to picture his stupid haircut. It’s a bummer his dad hated him and we all have to deal with the consequences, but this shit is exhausting
sir, the microphone will do the heavy lifting on amplification
Trump seems even more unhinged than usual in these new videos. The transition at the 40-second mark alone is just bizarre: "Leave them alone! WARNING!"
He's shouting and almost slurring his words, to say nothing of the fact that he's threatening to start a new war against Nigeria.
He's shouting and almost slurring his words, to say nothing of the fact that he's threatening to start a new war against Nigeria.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
sir, the microphone will do the heavy lifting on amplification
can’t stop thinking about how this woman spent her taxpayer-funded workday posting and posting and posting about how it’s Good, Actually to have a woman dragged screaming out of a daycare. The empathy deficiency in these people is catastrophic.
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
can’t stop thinking about how this woman spent her taxpayer-funded workday posting and posting and posting about how it’s Good, Actually to have a woman dragged screaming out of a daycare. The empathy deficiency in these people is catastrophic.
seems like some of the Good Cops out there should probably start getting mad that children’s first exposure to law enforcement is their preschool teachers being kidnapped
Raids inside day cares had been off limits until this year, when, on his first day in office, President Donald Trump removed that protection.
The arrest reportedly took place in front of children.
19thnews.org/2025/11/chil...
The arrest reportedly took place in front of children.
19thnews.org/2025/11/chil...
‘I have papers’: Child care worker detained by ICE officers inside a Chicago day care
Raids inside day cares had been off limits until this year, when, on his first day in office, President Donald Trump removed that protection.
19thnews.org
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
seems like some of the Good Cops out there should probably start getting mad that children’s first exposure to law enforcement is their preschool teachers being kidnapped
Blake Snell’s audition for Uncut Gems 2 is going great!
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Blake Snell’s audition for Uncut Gems 2 is going great!
Poetic, really…Dick Cheney’s dream of America realized
Overnight court filings seem to be giving us a peek at what U.S. Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino said in his deposition so far (it apparently continues today):
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Poetic, really…Dick Cheney’s dream of America realized
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Spare a thought for centrist dem consultants this morning.
They just learned their ideal candidate for the Democratic 2028 presidential ticket has passed away.
They just learned their ideal candidate for the Democratic 2028 presidential ticket has passed away.
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Spare a thought for centrist dem consultants this morning.
They just learned their ideal candidate for the Democratic 2028 presidential ticket has passed away.
They just learned their ideal candidate for the Democratic 2028 presidential ticket has passed away.
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
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well, 101 days until pitchers & catchers report
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
well, 101 days until pitchers & catchers report
Rob Manfred, with his foot in the middle of the trophy: “Thank god that bullshit’s finally over, go back to your shanties.”
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Rob Manfred, with his foot in the middle of the trophy: “Thank god that bullshit’s finally over, go back to your shanties.”