Tim Bond
@timbond.bsky.social
Gay polyamorous guy in Denver, Colorado, USA. Democrat. Educator. Cat daddy.
Pinned
Reposted by Tim Bond
As a holiday movie dork I can vouch for how fun this book is.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
As a holiday movie dork I can vouch for how fun this book is.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
May not look like much but it’ll get you where you’re going.
Reposted by Tim Bond
Hey! My book is now on sale everywhere (you’ll probably have better luck getting it online than from bookstores, alas), but come buy a signed copy at one of the following events! Thread:
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hey! My book is now on sale everywhere (you’ll probably have better luck getting it online than from bookstores, alas), but come buy a signed copy at one of the following events! Thread:
Reposted by Tim Bond
Reposted by Tim Bond
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I voted... didn't shave, but did do my civic duty :-D
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I voted... didn't shave, but did do my civic duty :-D
Reposted by Tim Bond
No Kings - Colorado State Capitol, Denver 10/18/2025
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
No Kings - Colorado State Capitol, Denver 10/18/2025
Where was Ben Affleck to help everyone when the escalator stopped? www.tiktok.com/@thealmanac7...
SNL Sketch Escalator (2004) #snl #snlmusicalguest #universalplus #universalplusafrica #universalpluslatinoamerica #2000s #2000skids #2000smusic #2000music #malaysiatiktok #philippinestiktok #tiktokind...
TikTok video by thealmanac77
www.tiktok.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Where was Ben Affleck to help everyone when the escalator stopped? www.tiktok.com/@thealmanac7...
Reposted by Tim Bond
this is about SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE
sluggish.ghost.io/this-photo-o...
sluggish.ghost.io/this-photo-o...
This photo of off-brand Dr. Pepper sodas...
has nothing directly to do with what I'm writing about today. I just really enjoy Dr. Pepper and I couldn't find a decent picture to represent anything else.*
I don’t often watch the Emmy Awards. I n...
sluggish.ghost.io
September 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
this is about SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE
sluggish.ghost.io/this-photo-o...
sluggish.ghost.io/this-photo-o...
Sometimes I think I’ll save time by going grocery shopping during my lunchbreak when I work from home on Friday. That is probably the worst time to go to my King Soopers with so many people having the same exact idea. Saturday after breakfast? Perfect time.
September 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sometimes I think I’ll save time by going grocery shopping during my lunchbreak when I work from home on Friday. That is probably the worst time to go to my King Soopers with so many people having the same exact idea. Saturday after breakfast? Perfect time.
Reposted by Tim Bond
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
Reposted by Tim Bond
Psalm 109:8 - "May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership."
September 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Psalm 109:8 - "May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership."
Remember: Someone can be very, very sick and suffering and not die.
Like someone could be suffering so badly that they don’t speak on camera for 5 or more days, even if talking to cameras is their absolute favorite thing in the entire world.
Sick, in pain, suffering.
Like someone could be suffering so badly that they don’t speak on camera for 5 or more days, even if talking to cameras is their absolute favorite thing in the entire world.
Sick, in pain, suffering.
September 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Remember: Someone can be very, very sick and suffering and not die.
Like someone could be suffering so badly that they don’t speak on camera for 5 or more days, even if talking to cameras is their absolute favorite thing in the entire world.
Sick, in pain, suffering.
Like someone could be suffering so badly that they don’t speak on camera for 5 or more days, even if talking to cameras is their absolute favorite thing in the entire world.
Sick, in pain, suffering.
_Whatever_ the actual truth is about Guiliani’s injuries, doesn’t the fact that the whole thing took like 18 hours to come out in what is essentially a press release make it impossible to believe one word of?
Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, don’t you dare suggest such a thing
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
September 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
_Whatever_ the actual truth is about Guiliani’s injuries, doesn’t the fact that the whole thing took like 18 hours to come out in what is essentially a press release make it impossible to believe one word of?
Morning DANCE BREAK! Just this once, let me tell you you’re the sweetest thing. youtu.be/J7Y5nKX5j18?...
It's All True Tracey Thorn EBTG
YouTube video by timelordchrisp
youtu.be
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Morning DANCE BREAK! Just this once, let me tell you you’re the sweetest thing. youtu.be/J7Y5nKX5j18?...
Reposted by Tim Bond
Gay men don’t have a loneliness epidemic because we don’t orient our entire social lives around trying to convince and assure other people we’re not gay like straight men do
August 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Gay men don’t have a loneliness epidemic because we don’t orient our entire social lives around trying to convince and assure other people we’re not gay like straight men do
It feels like there are certain coworkers that have _way_ more computer problems than anyone else. In my current office, we all have the exact same computers all issued on the same day, so what is that person _doing_ to their laptop?
July 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It feels like there are certain coworkers that have _way_ more computer problems than anyone else. In my current office, we all have the exact same computers all issued on the same day, so what is that person _doing_ to their laptop?
Who's planning to attend Palm Springs Pride in November? We loved it in 2023 and are going back this year. www.pspride.org/festival
Festival | Palm Springs Pride
www.pspride.org
July 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Who's planning to attend Palm Springs Pride in November? We loved it in 2023 and are going back this year. www.pspride.org/festival
Reposted by Tim Bond
Yet another gas station in Norway has such low demand for cancerjuice that they replaced most of the pumps with electric car rapid chargers. Cleaner air, cheaper driving, happier citizens. You gotta love a triple-win.
April 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Yet another gas station in Norway has such low demand for cancerjuice that they replaced most of the pumps with electric car rapid chargers. Cleaner air, cheaper driving, happier citizens. You gotta love a triple-win.
Reposted by Tim Bond
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
April 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
Reposted by Tim Bond
REMINDER: we’re at Step 3 in the Trump Market Fraud & Self-Enrichment Scheme:
Step 1: Short the market
Step 2: Announce tariffs
Step 3: Market crashes
Step 4: Buy on the dip
Step 5: Extort favours from countries
Step 6: Scrap tariffs
Step 7: Market rises
Step 8: Sell on the rise, bank the profits.
Step 1: Short the market
Step 2: Announce tariffs
Step 3: Market crashes
Step 4: Buy on the dip
Step 5: Extort favours from countries
Step 6: Scrap tariffs
Step 7: Market rises
Step 8: Sell on the rise, bank the profits.
April 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
REMINDER: we’re at Step 3 in the Trump Market Fraud & Self-Enrichment Scheme:
Step 1: Short the market
Step 2: Announce tariffs
Step 3: Market crashes
Step 4: Buy on the dip
Step 5: Extort favours from countries
Step 6: Scrap tariffs
Step 7: Market rises
Step 8: Sell on the rise, bank the profits.
Step 1: Short the market
Step 2: Announce tariffs
Step 3: Market crashes
Step 4: Buy on the dip
Step 5: Extort favours from countries
Step 6: Scrap tariffs
Step 7: Market rises
Step 8: Sell on the rise, bank the profits.
Reposted by Tim Bond
The Tariff Diet: Learn How to Love Bland Church Basement Cuisine
April 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The Tariff Diet: Learn How to Love Bland Church Basement Cuisine
So… closing a retail store for a holiday like Easter is now a “shopping blackout”? (Never mind the fact that you can still shop the same stores on the web during the so-called blackout.)
Yeah, journalism is doing great 😒
Yeah, journalism is doing great 😒
April 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
So… closing a retail store for a holiday like Easter is now a “shopping blackout”? (Never mind the fact that you can still shop the same stores on the web during the so-called blackout.)
Yeah, journalism is doing great 😒
Yeah, journalism is doing great 😒
Reposted by Tim Bond
Nicked off Facebook (and it’s not a spoiler) but it makes total sense! 😂
April 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Nicked off Facebook (and it’s not a spoiler) but it makes total sense! 😂