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Tonight Democrats proved that old quip.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Tonight Democrats proved that old quip.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
You should step down.
We need real opposition leadership in this moment, not ... whatever the fuck you're doing.
We need real opposition leadership in this moment, not ... whatever the fuck you're doing.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
You should step down.
We need real opposition leadership in this moment, not ... whatever the fuck you're doing.
We need real opposition leadership in this moment, not ... whatever the fuck you're doing.
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I know we’re all up in arms for a different reason but I don’t think some of y’all have shown you can behave with access to adult content to be perfectly fucking honest
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I know we’re all up in arms for a different reason but I don’t think some of y’all have shown you can behave with access to adult content to be perfectly fucking honest
With no ill will intended in this question, this has me genuinely wondering if she got her medications straightened out. I'm guessing it's either that, or she actually found Jesus.
MTG: "I'm trying to lead by example to talk to everyone in kindness. We don't all have to agree but that's being an American. And thank goodness for that. Our freedom of speech, our 1A rights, allows us to do that. My personal belief is that I need to set an example by speaking nicely to everyone."
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
With no ill will intended in this question, this has me genuinely wondering if she got her medications straightened out. I'm guessing it's either that, or she actually found Jesus.
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To all who wryte storyes & poemes, to everyone who doth wryte scriptes & screenplayes, to those who make art of all kyndes, and to those who designe and performe yn daunse, and theatre -- thanke yow. Whethir you make for a few friendes or an audience of millions, thanke yow. You helpe us all.
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
To all who wryte storyes & poemes, to everyone who doth wryte scriptes & screenplayes, to those who make art of all kyndes, and to those who designe and performe yn daunse, and theatre -- thanke yow. Whethir you make for a few friendes or an audience of millions, thanke yow. You helpe us all.
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Thank god I have an extra hour to worry about everything
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Thank god I have an extra hour to worry about everything
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ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
October 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
DRACULA: aw that sucks
WOLFMAN: that bites
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks
DEVIL: that is so not cool
MUMMY: that’s tearable
ZOMBIE: what a rip off
GHOST: boo
the modern equivalent of that interesting times curse is "may you be featured on the front page of reddit"
“Huh. There’s been a spike in site visitors from… com.reddit.frontpage.”
“This is either slightly good or very, very bad.”
“This is either slightly good or very, very bad.”
October 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
the modern equivalent of that interesting times curse is "may you be featured on the front page of reddit"
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ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ME: Now Mom, just remember, there's a lot of disinformation and AI in your social feed and your friends' Facebook.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
MOM: I know! My friend sent me this crazy post where someone used AI to make an image of a giant frog fighting Army troops!
ME: ... okay, no, that one's ... goddamit, Portland.
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if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE
as a constituent, I've been, uh, underwhelmed by Warnock's (and Ossof's) response to the Trump administration. But a Pritzker/Warnock ticket? Hell yeah, sign me up.
It’s no surprise given his pulpit but Warnock is one of the more impressive speakers I’ve seen in person. I spoke with him in Chicago. Even in private he uses the old ways of true rhetoric, I mean classical rhetoric. Not in a false way. It’s how his brain works. Dr. King did that.
I'm not necessarily arguing FOR Pritzker-Warnock...but I bet the voters in Detroit, Milwaukee, and Philly would respond very well to Warnock, and part of the story of 2024 was Dems losing ground with African American voters and seeing bad turnout in rust belt cities.
September 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
as a constituent, I've been, uh, underwhelmed by Warnock's (and Ossof's) response to the Trump administration. But a Pritzker/Warnock ticket? Hell yeah, sign me up.
This is the best thing I've seen all week
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This is the best thing I've seen all week
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I think we’ve started to answer the question about what we have to lose
September 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I think we’ve started to answer the question about what we have to lose
for similarly situated friends, this is the way
became a former smoker for about ten minutes so i could get the covid vax today
September 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
for similarly situated friends, this is the way
Nothing good will come of this.
I strongly disagree with any and all political violence.
The shooting of Charlie Kirk isn't a good thing.
It's freaking terrible.
The shooting of Charlie Kirk isn't a good thing.
It's freaking terrible.
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Nothing good will come of this.
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Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
lol "accidentally"
A National Guard report accidentally emailed to the Post says veterans and active-duty troops view the D.C. deployment with "shame and alarm" @alexhorton.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
National Guard documents show public ‘fear,’ troops’ ‘shame’ over D.C. presence
Internal documents reviewed by The Post reveal, with rare candor, how domestic missions rooted in politics risk damaging Americans’ trust in the military.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
lol "accidentally"
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i don't need to win the powerball lottery, in many ways I've already won life's lottery, because my steam library has over 1,000 games in it
September 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
i don't need to win the powerball lottery, in many ways I've already won life's lottery, because my steam library has over 1,000 games in it
What did you know VH1 and when did you know it
Good morning. Here's a VH1 segment on Jeffrey Epstein from 2007.
September 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
What did you know VH1 and when did you know it
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content like this is all that’s keeping me sane
September 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
content like this is all that’s keeping me sane
yeah, it takes a second to realize this is not a drawing of an adult
Can’t quite put my finger on why, but somehow the actual doodle makes it so much worse and more disgusting.
September 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
yeah, it takes a second to realize this is not a drawing of an adult
That's, what, 14% undecided?
So how much of that 14% is comprised of men who are fed up with the feckless incompetents in the Dem party refusing to fight this lawless regime
So how much of that 14% is comprised of men who are fed up with the feckless incompetents in the Dem party refusing to fight this lawless regime
Generic Ballot Polling Among Men:
🔴 Republican: 47%
🔵 Democrat: 39%
YouGov / Sept 2, 2025
🔴 Republican: 47%
🔵 Democrat: 39%
YouGov / Sept 2, 2025
September 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That's, what, 14% undecided?
So how much of that 14% is comprised of men who are fed up with the feckless incompetents in the Dem party refusing to fight this lawless regime
So how much of that 14% is comprised of men who are fed up with the feckless incompetents in the Dem party refusing to fight this lawless regime
This is like those regional weather charts, isn't it, with the arrow pointing to False Spring [Hope] and a little note that says "you are here"
September 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is like those regional weather charts, isn't it, with the arrow pointing to False Spring [Hope] and a little note that says "you are here"
and here I thought we'd never speak of Game 5 again...
Imagine being down 9-0 before Acuña’s first plate appearance. WTF we even doing here?
September 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
and here I thought we'd never speak of Game 5 again...
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See also, Mike’s SIFT framework, which is useful for making sense of digital information in general. guides.lib.uchicago.edu/c.php?g=1241...
Library Guides: Evaluating Resources and Misinformation: The SIFT Method
Library Guides: Evaluating Resources and Misinformation: The SIFT Method
guides.lib.uchicago.edu
September 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
See also, Mike’s SIFT framework, which is useful for making sense of digital information in general. guides.lib.uchicago.edu/c.php?g=1241...