The Horse You Rode In On
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Christopher Miller: Tennessean, writer, IT guy, emotionally unavailable and distant
horse races need to be the best of seven
May 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
horse races need to be the best of seven
Most anti-vaxxers in America have been wholly vaccinated and didn't die or suffer from the maladies they say vaccines do not prevent. Nor do most of them have autism, which they claim vaccines cause. Why do these nut-jobs get media coverage? Or HHS cabinet posts?
April 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Most anti-vaxxers in America have been wholly vaccinated and didn't die or suffer from the maladies they say vaccines do not prevent. Nor do most of them have autism, which they claim vaccines cause. Why do these nut-jobs get media coverage? Or HHS cabinet posts?
Next time Trump goes to Truth Social and says it's a good time to buy stock, I'll know he's about to announce lower tariffs on China to make the market soar again.
April 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Next time Trump goes to Truth Social and says it's a good time to buy stock, I'll know he's about to announce lower tariffs on China to make the market soar again.
Amidst all this talk about tariffs, absolutely nobody has asked the question: What happens to all the tariff money once it is sent to the Treasury? Who's in the vault with their arms outstretched?
April 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Amidst all this talk about tariffs, absolutely nobody has asked the question: What happens to all the tariff money once it is sent to the Treasury? Who's in the vault with their arms outstretched?
Trump said now is the time to get richer than ever before, referring to the stock market. Now, this may be the result of having a stupid brain... or it may indicate he's manipulating the stock market in order to short sell.
April 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Trump said now is the time to get richer than ever before, referring to the stock market. Now, this may be the result of having a stupid brain... or it may indicate he's manipulating the stock market in order to short sell.
The true nightmare of the sea is the inches-long cookie cutter shark, because they will swim up to you, take a plug out of your flesh, and swim away unceremoniously. You'll likely survive the experience, but do you want to?
April 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The true nightmare of the sea is the inches-long cookie cutter shark, because they will swim up to you, take a plug out of your flesh, and swim away unceremoniously. You'll likely survive the experience, but do you want to?
I wrote a text to my ex-wife, but I sent it to my boss.
March 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I wrote a text to my ex-wife, but I sent it to my boss.
BIC Twin Lady Sensitive razors at Dollar General have tighter security than U.S. war plans.
March 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
BIC Twin Lady Sensitive razors at Dollar General have tighter security than U.S. war plans.
My generation drank from the hose, respected our elders, shat in the ditch, killed animals, and failed math and history.
March 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My generation drank from the hose, respected our elders, shat in the ditch, killed animals, and failed math and history.
It is quite telling that, come April 1st, you can say virtually anything, no matter how crazy, and it won't sound like a April Fool's joke. Crazy is the new normal.
March 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It is quite telling that, come April 1st, you can say virtually anything, no matter how crazy, and it won't sound like a April Fool's joke. Crazy is the new normal.
At best, artificial intelligence is 70% factual, 30% blather. I wouldn't trust it for a cake recipe.
March 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
At best, artificial intelligence is 70% factual, 30% blather. I wouldn't trust it for a cake recipe.
Both my cat and the Roomba have escaped.
March 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Both my cat and the Roomba have escaped.
It appears the Democratic Party is gonna acquiesce themselves out of existence.
March 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It appears the Democratic Party is gonna acquiesce themselves out of existence.
The governor of Kentucky lecturing the governor of California for cozying up to Nazis is something I never expected on my bingo card
March 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The governor of Kentucky lecturing the governor of California for cozying up to Nazis is something I never expected on my bingo card
Goddamn Schumer
March 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Goddamn Schumer
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The Free Speech people are disappearing dissidents.
The fighting antisemitism administration is hiring neo-Nazis.
The government efficiency leader is playing video games at work.
The America First guys are destroying America.
Everything these people say are lies.
The fighting antisemitism administration is hiring neo-Nazis.
The government efficiency leader is playing video games at work.
The America First guys are destroying America.
Everything these people say are lies.
March 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The Free Speech people are disappearing dissidents.
The fighting antisemitism administration is hiring neo-Nazis.
The government efficiency leader is playing video games at work.
The America First guys are destroying America.
Everything these people say are lies.
The fighting antisemitism administration is hiring neo-Nazis.
The government efficiency leader is playing video games at work.
The America First guys are destroying America.
Everything these people say are lies.
Trump promised to bring prices down, and he's done just that. Unfortunately, it's the price of stock that's falling.
March 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Trump promised to bring prices down, and he's done just that. Unfortunately, it's the price of stock that's falling.
These DEI layoffs are designed to keep white men in control of the institutions that protect wealth.
March 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
These DEI layoffs are designed to keep white men in control of the institutions that protect wealth.
looks like the well-regulated militia ain't gonna stand up to tyranny like they said they would
March 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
looks like the well-regulated militia ain't gonna stand up to tyranny like they said they would
I only wish for one thing. It's not world peace or any of that happy horseshit. I wish that... Mark Ruffalo would play the role of Columbo in a feature-length mystery.
March 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I only wish for one thing. It's not world peace or any of that happy horseshit. I wish that... Mark Ruffalo would play the role of Columbo in a feature-length mystery.
I'm reporting from Tennessee — ground zero for the legalization of cruelty — where a bill banning undocumented children from public schools has passed committee.
March 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm reporting from Tennessee — ground zero for the legalization of cruelty — where a bill banning undocumented children from public schools has passed committee.
I enjoy a colorful serving of melons.
March 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I enjoy a colorful serving of melons.
If any of my friends from Facebook see this, Fuckerberg suspended me for 6 months after I posted an obviously sarcastic comment about fentanyl.
March 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If any of my friends from Facebook see this, Fuckerberg suspended me for 6 months after I posted an obviously sarcastic comment about fentanyl.
They're having a pot luck at church, so I made a shark uterus board.
February 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
They're having a pot luck at church, so I made a shark uterus board.
Given the price of eggs, now would be a good time to tell your children the Easter Bunny doesn't exist.
February 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Given the price of eggs, now would be a good time to tell your children the Easter Bunny doesn't exist.