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Fact: Telephone line is actually the best ELO song.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Fact: Telephone line is actually the best ELO song.
ELO is the final boss of classic rock
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ELO is the final boss of classic rock
Is Smooth by Rob Thomas ft. Carlos Santana the end of the 90s?
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Is Smooth by Rob Thomas ft. Carlos Santana the end of the 90s?
The PDF, their strategy is unreadable
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The PDF, their strategy is unreadable
Our Cronkite
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Our Cronkite
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I was raised on these streets
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I was raised on these streets
There are good condiments and evil condiments.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
There are good condiments and evil condiments.
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My kid calling John Philip Sousa John Philip Snoozer
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My kid calling John Philip Sousa John Philip Snoozer
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my brain refuses to accept the bears record. every time i look at the screen and see it i am surprised all over again
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
my brain refuses to accept the bears record. every time i look at the screen and see it i am surprised all over again
Explaining the down 2 scores go for 2 analytics to my dog until he bites me in the forearm
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Explaining the down 2 scores go for 2 analytics to my dog until he bites me in the forearm
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(Sirianni was right going for 2)
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
(Sirianni was right going for 2)
Ben Johnson is too powerful to be stopped
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ben Johnson is too powerful to be stopped
The Madonna Cinematic Universe
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The Madonna Cinematic Universe
They paved Roku City and put up a Walmart
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
They paved Roku City and put up a Walmart
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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a wise guy on mars
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a wise guy on mars
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, illustrated by Roald Dahl
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, illustrated by Roald Dahl
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
Average LinkedIn Post: we are excited to announce that Tingle is now Youthra with our acquisition of Binga
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Average LinkedIn Post: we are excited to announce that Tingle is now Youthra with our acquisition of Binga
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
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This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life
Ian and Deborah Curtis on today's episode of Karamo
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ian and Deborah Curtis on today's episode of Karamo
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
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The people dragging priests around the pavement are the ones who are going to lose. I’m confident of that.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The people dragging priests around the pavement are the ones who are going to lose. I’m confident of that.
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Every town corner should have a gigantic barrel of pickles tended to by the fermentation man. If anybody is walking by, is dehydrated, or needs a snack, they hit up the fermentation man and either get pickle juice or a pickle.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Every town corner should have a gigantic barrel of pickles tended to by the fermentation man. If anybody is walking by, is dehydrated, or needs a snack, they hit up the fermentation man and either get pickle juice or a pickle.
So you think DB Cooper was a real guy or what
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
So you think DB Cooper was a real guy or what