Thor Pirmann
thorgotgame.bsky.social
Thor Pirmann
@thorgotgame.bsky.social
Hi! Hiii! Hello! Hai!
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
*crumpling up a whole sheaf of loose notes after reading this*

Fuck. There is no originality in the world. It's all been done. Goddamn.
P.U.C.K: (as they stroll past holo Julius Caesar waving at them before being stabbed by holo Brutus and dissolving into pixels) Billy, I believe you yourself wrote about that undiscovered country from where your dreams may come

Shakespeare: not exact-

P.U.C.K: Well this (gestures grandly) is it
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
That's called a gift from the past. Never a bad time to play Titanfall 2
It's funny when you scroll through your steam library and discover that you own, like Titanfall 2
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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I have to admit the playground/campfire gross-out one-upsmanship vibe of this discourse is giving me warm nostalgia. You're never too old for that. Or for her I guess
Lots of you seemed grossed out by the erotic tales of the strange woman and RFK Jr and her describing him sexually but can you imagine how wonderful it would feel to kiss a neck so sticky despite also being so so dry?
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Me: Hey everyone, I want you to meet my friend Mel. Be nice, he's shy.

A buddy: Hi Mel! What's that short for?

Leodegrance de Cameliard: 😕
Guys love to be named Leodegrance of Cameliard
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I like how the word 'chapter' is hanging out there against the high-contrast blue suit for no reason. Then you notice a little 'new' all the way on the other side squeezed in. Might there be an 'A' hidden in the exact same white-blue of the sky, floating above their heads?
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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The single greatest line delivery of all time youtu.be/bZuTdpxHcW8?...
Black Dynamite - But I sell drugs in the community Dynamite! Dynamite!
YouTube video by bruhman
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November 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Roko's Strange
trying to wrangle some of that LessWrong style pussy: "The future computer said you need to let me hit it raw"
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
*extremely Daniel Plainview voice*: for the FIRST time... in a LONG time... things may, MAY, may be just possibly starting to HAPPEN, my boy...
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Give the desktop icons a sip of coffee. They need it, clearly. They're begging for it
"at the transgender coffee shop"
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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The thing is that even if you concede his really weird premise that everyone will bone robots shaped like the opposite sex if left alone with them for some reason, why should his wife be ok leaving him alone with the female robot then
“my wife left me for the male form factor robot”
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Even Reed thinks "Mr Fantastic" is kitschy. "The Invisible Woman" term gets mocked often. You can usually tell someone's a Spider-Man reader because they single out Johnny.

But Ben? Aunt Petunia's bouncing baby boy? The hero of Yancy Street? He's not the Thing. He's the ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing.
You can tell I’m not an FF reader because I call them by their superhero names. Like using the formal usted
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Just checking the weather before I leave and where my weather app would normally say 'sunny' or 'rainy' instead it just says 'four dead'. Excited to find out which four.
October 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I think one of the biggest problems with AI reporting is it all sounds so futuristic. "By the end of 2025" is a phrase that should mean far, far in the future. But that's two months away! Nothing grows that fast!
A look at AI startups aiming to address loneliness among the elderly; a study predicts the AI market for aging and elderly care will grow to over $43B in 2025 (Forbes)

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October 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Possibly the only time "okay but I thought it was real and that's still a problem" could hold up
oh fuck, the AI slop factory is making scary-sounding fake news about a fictional AI slop factory
screencapping this rather than reposting it because ‼️THIS IS NOT A REAL REPORT‼️ and i need you people to do a moment’s worth of research before you start reposting slop from weird content mills
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The shot has the flavor of Tarkovsky about it. The scientist in Slaker could have seen this if he opened the wrong door in the Zone
I know this is the wrong thing to say but I really like the composition of this shot. The framing with the trees and the way the arm glides in from the left of the frame at about 0:20 and exits gracefully at the end. I guess it's bad that's the white house though
a live look this morning at the demolished East Wing of the White House
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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the little follow up squeak
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The bar is so high for some men. What would you prefer, really? An entity that isn't conscientious of its vibrations?
A lot of beautiful women where I live but their dating profiles are all like "I am a conscientiously vibrating entity"
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Hmm everyone's calling it a totenkopf but I'm sure it's just a skull and crossbones, let's see."

Oh my god dude that's a totenkopf. The tattoo artist traced that shit.
October 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
At the beginning of my RPG campaign that ended this month, a player used AI to make his character portrait and it was met with (happy) laughter. He updated it about three months ago using the same tool and was met with an apathetic grunt. Public opinion has shifted hard
and no i will not use any "ai" tools. if I want it i will pay an artist to do it. i know plenty of artists and there are many others out there too.

come on, if you're seeing this you probably follow me and know me better than that.
October 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take me!"
this dog sends you on a quest for The Bone and when you bring them The Bone you expect them to use it in some ceremony but they just chew on that thang
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Michigan “Punished” Frog
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM