Thomas (who needs a more memorable fake last name)
@thomascovenant84.bsky.social
Born in the previous millennium. As old as Eleanor Rigby and Wild Thing.
Explorer. Owned and ronin sub. Awakening dom. Observer. ...continually awaiting the rebirth of wonder.
(Occasional service sub: will send dad jokes upon request.)
Explorer. Owned and ronin sub. Awakening dom. Observer. ...continually awaiting the rebirth of wonder.
(Occasional service sub: will send dad jokes upon request.)
Pinned
New to BSky.
Not so new to the world.
Starting a new life, but not new to life.
Thanks for checking out "who's this person who just followed me, and what do they usually post about."
I will endeavor to provide value-added posts. (And I tend to "like" posts of people who follow me.)
Not so new to the world.
Starting a new life, but not new to life.
Thanks for checking out "who's this person who just followed me, and what do they usually post about."
I will endeavor to provide value-added posts. (And I tend to "like" posts of people who follow me.)
October 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Reposted by Thomas (who needs a more memorable fake last name)
Where's My reshare subs? Unowned and restless subs?
Task: mass reshares for Me.
✨
Then DM Me "done".
#freesubtask
Task: mass reshares for Me.
✨
Then DM Me "done".
#freesubtask
September 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Where's My reshare subs? Unowned and restless subs?
Task: mass reshares for Me.
✨
Then DM Me "done".
#freesubtask
Task: mass reshares for Me.
✨
Then DM Me "done".
#freesubtask
Wooohooo!
1k!
As promised, i am NOT posting nudes.
(You're welcome)
And thank you to all the carbon- and silicon based entities who made it happen!
1k!
As promised, i am NOT posting nudes.
(You're welcome)
And thank you to all the carbon- and silicon based entities who made it happen!
July 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wooohooo!
1k!
As promised, i am NOT posting nudes.
(You're welcome)
And thank you to all the carbon- and silicon based entities who made it happen!
1k!
As promised, i am NOT posting nudes.
(You're welcome)
And thank you to all the carbon- and silicon based entities who made it happen!
If I reach 1000 follwers, I will celebrate by NOT posting a nude. I promise.
July 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If I reach 1000 follwers, I will celebrate by NOT posting a nude. I promise.
Is it sexist to rub the middle of my girlfriend's leg.
Because I did and got accused of massage-a-knee.
#dadjokes
#yousayyoudon'tlikethembutyoustilllaugh
to make @punkpeach666.bsky.social smile
Because I did and got accused of massage-a-knee.
#dadjokes
#yousayyoudon'tlikethembutyoustilllaugh
to make @punkpeach666.bsky.social smile
June 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Is it sexist to rub the middle of my girlfriend's leg.
Because I did and got accused of massage-a-knee.
#dadjokes
#yousayyoudon'tlikethembutyoustilllaugh
to make @punkpeach666.bsky.social smile
Because I did and got accused of massage-a-knee.
#dadjokes
#yousayyoudon'tlikethembutyoustilllaugh
to make @punkpeach666.bsky.social smile
May 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My doctor thinks that my disease is adorable.
He actually said that i had a cute bronchitis. Basically the same thing, right?
#dadjokes
(And, yes, i actually have acute bronchitis at the moment.)
He actually said that i had a cute bronchitis. Basically the same thing, right?
#dadjokes
(And, yes, i actually have acute bronchitis at the moment.)
May 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My doctor thinks that my disease is adorable.
He actually said that i had a cute bronchitis. Basically the same thing, right?
#dadjokes
(And, yes, i actually have acute bronchitis at the moment.)
He actually said that i had a cute bronchitis. Basically the same thing, right?
#dadjokes
(And, yes, i actually have acute bronchitis at the moment.)
May 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I was always 100% submissive. I was a heavy bottom.
Then I tried topping someone using electro-stim play.
Now I consider myself a light switch.
#bdsmjokes #bdsmDadJokes
(in hopes of making @6punk6peach6.bsky.social smile)
Then I tried topping someone using electro-stim play.
Now I consider myself a light switch.
#bdsmjokes #bdsmDadJokes
(in hopes of making @6punk6peach6.bsky.social smile)
April 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I was always 100% submissive. I was a heavy bottom.
Then I tried topping someone using electro-stim play.
Now I consider myself a light switch.
#bdsmjokes #bdsmDadJokes
(in hopes of making @6punk6peach6.bsky.social smile)
Then I tried topping someone using electro-stim play.
Now I consider myself a light switch.
#bdsmjokes #bdsmDadJokes
(in hopes of making @6punk6peach6.bsky.social smile)
Spent all night singing and yelling and chanting at a "find your spirit animal" ceremony last night. This morning I think I am a little horse.
#dadjokes
@6punk6peach6.bsky.social (fave joke maker)
@jennydemilo.bsky.social (fave horse person)
#dadjokes
@6punk6peach6.bsky.social (fave joke maker)
@jennydemilo.bsky.social (fave horse person)
April 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Spent all night singing and yelling and chanting at a "find your spirit animal" ceremony last night. This morning I think I am a little horse.
#dadjokes
@6punk6peach6.bsky.social (fave joke maker)
@jennydemilo.bsky.social (fave horse person)
#dadjokes
@6punk6peach6.bsky.social (fave joke maker)
@jennydemilo.bsky.social (fave horse person)
Bathing can be relaxing.
I started drawing a bath for myself, then halfway through, my pencil broke, plus it didnt even look like a bath.
So i decided to take a shower downstairs. Had to get help lifing it on the staircase.
#dadjokes #notproud #stillfunny
I started drawing a bath for myself, then halfway through, my pencil broke, plus it didnt even look like a bath.
So i decided to take a shower downstairs. Had to get help lifing it on the staircase.
#dadjokes #notproud #stillfunny
March 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Bathing can be relaxing.
I started drawing a bath for myself, then halfway through, my pencil broke, plus it didnt even look like a bath.
So i decided to take a shower downstairs. Had to get help lifing it on the staircase.
#dadjokes #notproud #stillfunny
I started drawing a bath for myself, then halfway through, my pencil broke, plus it didnt even look like a bath.
So i decided to take a shower downstairs. Had to get help lifing it on the staircase.
#dadjokes #notproud #stillfunny
My new rule is that if I read your post and exhale forcefully, I will "like" it.
(Seems only fair.)
(Seems only fair.)
March 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My new rule is that if I read your post and exhale forcefully, I will "like" it.
(Seems only fair.)
(Seems only fair.)
I am not that into leather, but I suppose I could be suede
#dadjokes #bdsmjokes #kinkjokes
@6punk6peach6.bsky.social
#dadjokes #bdsmjokes #kinkjokes
@6punk6peach6.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I am not that into leather, but I suppose I could be suede
#dadjokes #bdsmjokes #kinkjokes
@6punk6peach6.bsky.social
#dadjokes #bdsmjokes #kinkjokes
@6punk6peach6.bsky.social
February 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
11:11
February 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
11:11
Reposted by Thomas (who needs a more memorable fake last name)
February 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you start a casual encounter with someone who works for the National Security Agency...
Is it a NSA NSA relationship?
#dadjokes
#whats-a-guy-have-to-do-to-get-a-like-here
#is-this-thing-on?
Is it a NSA NSA relationship?
#dadjokes
#whats-a-guy-have-to-do-to-get-a-like-here
#is-this-thing-on?
January 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If you start a casual encounter with someone who works for the National Security Agency...
Is it a NSA NSA relationship?
#dadjokes
#whats-a-guy-have-to-do-to-get-a-like-here
#is-this-thing-on?
Is it a NSA NSA relationship?
#dadjokes
#whats-a-guy-have-to-do-to-get-a-like-here
#is-this-thing-on?
"If you could have dinner with anybody, dead or alive, who would it be"
.... always seemed like such an easy, obvious question to answer:
"alive"
#dadjokes
#ifYouExhaledForcefullyYouShouldLike
.... always seemed like such an easy, obvious question to answer:
"alive"
#dadjokes
#ifYouExhaledForcefullyYouShouldLike
January 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"If you could have dinner with anybody, dead or alive, who would it be"
.... always seemed like such an easy, obvious question to answer:
"alive"
#dadjokes
#ifYouExhaledForcefullyYouShouldLike
.... always seemed like such an easy, obvious question to answer:
"alive"
#dadjokes
#ifYouExhaledForcefullyYouShouldLike
Reposted by Thomas (who needs a more memorable fake last name)
A federal court has declared that warrantless searches of US person’s communications collected for national security purposes is unconstitutional. Now it’s our job to make sure Congress knows that when they renew this law in a little over a year.
VICTORY! Federal Court (Finally) Rules Backdoor Searches of 702 Data Unconstitutional
In a landmark ruling, a federal district court held that backdoor searches of databases full of Americans’ private communications collected under Section 702 ordinarily require a warrant. Congress sho...
www.eff.org
January 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A federal court has declared that warrantless searches of US person’s communications collected for national security purposes is unconstitutional. Now it’s our job to make sure Congress knows that when they renew this law in a little over a year.
In the unlikely event that I decide (i.e. am invited) to send my first ever dxc pic, I am pretty sure that I will be using something like these... 😜
January 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
In the unlikely event that I decide (i.e. am invited) to send my first ever dxc pic, I am pretty sure that I will be using something like these... 😜
Reposted by Thomas (who needs a more memorable fake last name)
Free task simple yet essential: learn to communicate with your Domme. Express your needs, fears, and desires clearly, and listen just as intently.
True submission thrives on honesty and openness—master this, and you'll build the foundation for a connection as strong as your devotion.
#femdom
True submission thrives on honesty and openness—master this, and you'll build the foundation for a connection as strong as your devotion.
#femdom
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Free task simple yet essential: learn to communicate with your Domme. Express your needs, fears, and desires clearly, and listen just as intently.
True submission thrives on honesty and openness—master this, and you'll build the foundation for a connection as strong as your devotion.
#femdom
True submission thrives on honesty and openness—master this, and you'll build the foundation for a connection as strong as your devotion.
#femdom
I would do just about anything for a well-prepared calamari dish.
That's right:
Seeking squid-pro-quo arrangement.
#dadJokes #IJustCrackMyselfUp
#funnierThanItSeems
#absurdlyLongHashtagLabels
That's right:
Seeking squid-pro-quo arrangement.
#dadJokes #IJustCrackMyselfUp
#funnierThanItSeems
#absurdlyLongHashtagLabels
January 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I would do just about anything for a well-prepared calamari dish.
That's right:
Seeking squid-pro-quo arrangement.
#dadJokes #IJustCrackMyselfUp
#funnierThanItSeems
#absurdlyLongHashtagLabels
That's right:
Seeking squid-pro-quo arrangement.
#dadJokes #IJustCrackMyselfUp
#funnierThanItSeems
#absurdlyLongHashtagLabels