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Brandon Tanev, goalies, assorted silly hockey things
Idk about you but I'd be kinda scared if Karts was comin' at me like this, like my dude means business

#SeaKraken #tyekartye #kartyepartye #karts
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I love Ryan Reaves no matter where he goes 🦈

#shorks #reavo #ryanreaves #celebrini #mack #sanjose #sharks
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ugh, I love a Turby goalie snug 🥰

#brandontanev #nhl #thisturby #turbo #goaliesnugs #mammoth
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is the Turby content I needed today, thank you Mammoth admin

#brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #mammoth
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This Turby went to check out some shooty hoops with the fellas. New set of fellas but that's ok

#brandontanev #turbo #turbotuesday #thisturby #mammoth #utahjazz
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

#SeaKraken #thiswints #ryanwinterton
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This Matty is all like "ok first of all, bitch...."

#SeaKraken #mattybeniers #thismatty
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sometimes Will Ferrell is the best part of hockey

#kings #willferrell
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Casual Turby is a very good Turby. Very good Turby indeed.

#brandontanev #nhl #turbo #thisturby #turbotuesday #mammoth
October 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Emotional support selfie

#SeaKraken
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Jumping through your asshole to sign a rapist isn't a good look
October 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
He should be the face of everything

#brandontanev #turbo #nhl #thisturby #mammoth
October 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Me joining the conversation with a joke that makes things 1000 times worse

#SeaKraken #masonmarchment #thismush
October 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Mammoth admin is DELIVERING 🩵

#brandontanev #turbo #thisturby
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Preseason is horseshit because there's never any good content and fuckers get hurt and shit but at least now there's this weird fish photo shoot

#SeaKraken #thisgrubi #yeetinfish
October 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
September 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Great article and I will vomit when these people get signed. The acquittal is a joke, consent under coercion and the fear of worse abuse is not consent. That's all I have to say about that.
Following their acquittal, the return to the NHL of Carter Hart and Michael McLeod seems imminent.

I visited Carolina and Vegas — the two likeliest landing spots — to see how the teams are handling the possibility.

The two trips went... differently.

My story:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
As Hockey Canada players’ NHL return nears, how will they be embraced by their new teams?
The players carry significant baggage, and signing them could come at a cost for teams that goes beyond finances.
www.nytimes.com
September 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
September 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I love how This Turby honors tradition. We all miss him on our respective teams, take good care of him, Mammoths 🩵

#brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #mammoth #jets #kraken #penguins
September 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This Big Cat is smiling because hockey is almost back

@seattlekraken.com

#SeaKraken #thisbigcat #adamlarsson
September 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This Turby is officially in Utah to be a Mammoth and I for one am here for it. May he bring all the same weirdness he did to Seattle, I miss him sm 😭

#thisturby #brandontanev #nhl #mammoth 🦣👻
September 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sure, Vegas did it first but I'm so fuckin here for this shit, @seattlekraken.com TAKE MY MONEY.

#SeaKraken #ebs
September 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Happy Goalie Week everybody, can we get some hockey please I'm dying 😭

#SeaKraken #thisgoalie #jdac #grubi #sway #juus #upl

I love them all except Binnington, he's a lil babyass
September 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
August 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dress code: black tie, slutty ankles
#thisturby #turbo #brandontanev #turbotuesday
July 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM