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Joseph Machado
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I build epic things. Views and options do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of Universal Destinations and Experiences.
🚨🚨🚨CHRISTMAS IN CELESTIAL PARK 🚨🚨🚨
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Only one Paris has Butterbeer....just saying
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No better way to start your day than front row on Stardust Racers
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I feel like @rob.nitro230.com I'm rope dropping the local chilies
June 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Well I was going to say cosmic rewind is the best ride Disney has ever done but I could see coaster steel at least 4 times while on the ride so clearly it's trash. Anyways here's a spaceship butt
May 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So Dreamfinder searches the universe and collects other people's ideas and then creates new things with those ideas.....Dreamfinder is AI
March 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
February 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So fun fact: Tower Garden was developed at EPCOT.
February 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's time to redo my OSHA 30....yay
January 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If your main source of income was TikTok and you didn't do anything before today to make sure you'd keep earning money that's on you. This ban wasn't a last minute thing.
January 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I will never understand why this place closes so early
January 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I still have no had soda all year and honestly the withdrawals are starting to get better.
January 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I am going to be so damn productive come January 20th....
January 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
In serious talks to bring back our candles, anyone interested?
January 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I know it was a struggle to get here but damn they are beautiful
January 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Connections Cafe at EPCOT is the best quick service at WDW and it's not even close
January 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Time to see a rat about a ball
January 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
January 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If you could only ride one ride, and eat at one place at Epic, where would you be going.

For me I'm doing Das Steakhaus and Monsters Unleashed.
January 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ughh Cat is on top of the fridge again
January 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It is finally upon us, the year of epic. Let us celebrate
January 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Epic Universe's How To Train Your Dragon Land is the most complete theme park land ever built. It should be a gold standard
December 31, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Okay what does everyone think of peloton bikes?
December 30, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Honestly it was kind of rude to have a football game happen during the pop tart performance.
December 29, 2024 at 3:25 PM
The amount of butter we go though is insane. I need to find a way to buy a pallet of it
December 29, 2024 at 2:58 PM