Josh
@thisjoshsmith.bsky.social
🫠 Disgruntled Fan of Democracy
🏟️ Dallas Sports Loyalist
🐶 Professional Dog Father
🎪 Talent Buyer / Event Producer
🙋🏻♂️ I will cut my granny off if she don’t see it like I see it.
🗣️ Excuse me but do y’all have any more of those precedented times?
🏟️ Dallas Sports Loyalist
🐶 Professional Dog Father
🎪 Talent Buyer / Event Producer
🙋🏻♂️ I will cut my granny off if she don’t see it like I see it.
🗣️ Excuse me but do y’all have any more of those precedented times?
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Josh
@thisjoshsmith.bsky.social
· Mar 5
My state of the union is that every now and then I go on Facebook and make a radical left, woke libtard political post and set it to public just to be sure that my parents and my enemies know that I am still alive and still 100% that bitch.
I feel like a couple of strategically placed left hooks on certain jaws right now could change the course of history.
May 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I feel like a couple of strategically placed left hooks on certain jaws right now could change the course of history.
He is so deliriously stupid that he actually believed the photoshop MS13 knuckles were real.
April 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
He is so deliriously stupid that he actually believed the photoshop MS13 knuckles were real.
I came out of the womb hating the Philadelphia Eagles. So naturally the best part about the Eagles winning the Super Bowl is that now they’re gonna go to the White House, which means they’re gonna get the MAGA curse which is just like the Madden curse only worse.
April 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I came out of the womb hating the Philadelphia Eagles. So naturally the best part about the Eagles winning the Super Bowl is that now they’re gonna go to the White House, which means they’re gonna get the MAGA curse which is just like the Madden curse only worse.
Crazy how we’re actually gonna have a new pope before an NFL team drafts Shedeur Sanders
April 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Crazy how we’re actually gonna have a new pope before an NFL team drafts Shedeur Sanders
JD Vance is terrible at this game.
April 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
JD Vance is terrible at this game.
The children, they yearn for the mines.
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The children, they yearn for the mines.
At long last, The Great Dallas Nightmare has ended. Couldn’t have dreamed up a more pathetic and apropos ending to the worst sports season of my life.
Fire Nico. Sell the team. Go Lakers.
Fire Nico. Sell the team. Go Lakers.
April 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
At long last, The Great Dallas Nightmare has ended. Couldn’t have dreamed up a more pathetic and apropos ending to the worst sports season of my life.
Fire Nico. Sell the team. Go Lakers.
Fire Nico. Sell the team. Go Lakers.
Zedd has now set a new record for most guest appearances in a single Coachella set.
April 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Zedd has now set a new record for most guest appearances in a single Coachella set.
What a fucking loser.
April 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What a fucking loser.
Dallas showed up. This is just the beginning.
@50501movement.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @mcuban.bsky.social #protest #dallas #protests
@50501movement.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @mcuban.bsky.social #protest #dallas #protests
April 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Dallas showed up. This is just the beginning.
@50501movement.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @mcuban.bsky.social #protest #dallas #protests
@50501movement.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @mcuban.bsky.social #protest #dallas #protests
Are you not entertained?
April 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Are you not entertained?
Tonight, for the first time in a long time, I had fun at a professional basketball game. Thank you AD & s/o @mcuban.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Tonight, for the first time in a long time, I had fun at a professional basketball game. Thank you AD & s/o @mcuban.bsky.social
Today is the third Liberation Day since November. At this rate, we will get one Liberation Day each quarter yet somehow I still don’t feel very free.
April 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Today is the third Liberation Day since November. At this rate, we will get one Liberation Day each quarter yet somehow I still don’t feel very free.
Start from wherever you may be, with whatever tools you may have at your disposal, and reclaim what’s been taken — piece by piece.
Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
April 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Start from wherever you may be, with whatever tools you may have at your disposal, and reclaim what’s been taken — piece by piece.
Watching Cory Booker talk mad shit for 1,505 consecutive minutes has inspired me to be a little more petty and to dunk on these hoes a little more often.
April 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Watching Cory Booker talk mad shit for 1,505 consecutive minutes has inspired me to be a little more petty and to dunk on these hoes a little more often.
You’re using the same quotes, the same memes, the same shitty screenshots that made everyone so mad in 2017.
What the fuck are YOU doing about it?
I don’t care about what you have to say.
Your thoughts are worthless.
What are YOU going to DO?
What the fuck are YOU doing about it?
I don’t care about what you have to say.
Your thoughts are worthless.
What are YOU going to DO?
March 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You’re using the same quotes, the same memes, the same shitty screenshots that made everyone so mad in 2017.
What the fuck are YOU doing about it?
I don’t care about what you have to say.
Your thoughts are worthless.
What are YOU going to DO?
What the fuck are YOU doing about it?
I don’t care about what you have to say.
Your thoughts are worthless.
What are YOU going to DO?
Somehow we just survived one of the worst weeks to have eyeballs in the history of weeks & eyeballs.
Yikes!
Good news is next week will be better or worse but def not the same.
Get some rest.
Do your stretches.
Drink more water.
Can’t promise that we got this but I can promise we’re gonna try.
Yikes!
Good news is next week will be better or worse but def not the same.
Get some rest.
Do your stretches.
Drink more water.
Can’t promise that we got this but I can promise we’re gonna try.
March 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Somehow we just survived one of the worst weeks to have eyeballs in the history of weeks & eyeballs.
Yikes!
Good news is next week will be better or worse but def not the same.
Get some rest.
Do your stretches.
Drink more water.
Can’t promise that we got this but I can promise we’re gonna try.
Yikes!
Good news is next week will be better or worse but def not the same.
Get some rest.
Do your stretches.
Drink more water.
Can’t promise that we got this but I can promise we’re gonna try.
Frog in the pot theory. It didn’t start out as an alt-right platform. It’s been a gradual slide
Dudes latched onto Rogan bc they wanted to hear crazy stories about aliens & DMT
But they were so entranced that they didn’t notice when the topics went from weird to alt-right. Now the water is boiling
Dudes latched onto Rogan bc they wanted to hear crazy stories about aliens & DMT
But they were so entranced that they didn’t notice when the topics went from weird to alt-right. Now the water is boiling
Everything Joe Rogan says is wrong. He’s a fount of misinformation and tomfoolery. Why do so many men listen to him? I’m at a loss.
March 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Frog in the pot theory. It didn’t start out as an alt-right platform. It’s been a gradual slide
Dudes latched onto Rogan bc they wanted to hear crazy stories about aliens & DMT
But they were so entranced that they didn’t notice when the topics went from weird to alt-right. Now the water is boiling
Dudes latched onto Rogan bc they wanted to hear crazy stories about aliens & DMT
But they were so entranced that they didn’t notice when the topics went from weird to alt-right. Now the water is boiling
Ah yes — Sunday. A time for reflection, relaxation, and telling the MAGAts in your life to fuck all the way off.
March 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Ah yes — Sunday. A time for reflection, relaxation, and telling the MAGAts in your life to fuck all the way off.
Agent Orange opens wide for Captain Thank You’s beauty makeover in the Oval.
March 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Agent Orange opens wide for Captain Thank You’s beauty makeover in the Oval.
It’s all a grift. Their hate is just a byproduct of their greed
The reason that the US is locking up tourists for weeks in hellish detention centers rather than letting them book tickets back home is because the detention centers are owned by corporations. They are charging the taxpayers fortunes to cage these people, and making bonanzas off their suffering.
March 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It’s all a grift. Their hate is just a byproduct of their greed
Waking up on a Saturday morning and trying to grapple with what has been one of the most embarrassing, horrifying, and pathetic weeks in the history of the grand American Experiment.
What’s next?
How do we respond?
Where do we go from here?
What’s next?
How do we respond?
Where do we go from here?
March 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Waking up on a Saturday morning and trying to grapple with what has been one of the most embarrassing, horrifying, and pathetic weeks in the history of the grand American Experiment.
What’s next?
How do we respond?
Where do we go from here?
What’s next?
How do we respond?
Where do we go from here?
The Atlantic has really outdone themselves. Full attack plans inside. Free article, too. 🍿
Here Are the Attack Plans That Trump’s Advisers Shared on Signal
The administration has downplayed the importance of the text messages inadvertently sent to The Atlantic’s editor in chief.
www.theatlantic.com
March 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The Atlantic has really outdone themselves. Full attack plans inside. Free article, too. 🍿
I can’t believe he didn’t say thank you.
March 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I can’t believe he didn’t say thank you.
About to change my name to Pete Hegseth on Snapchat just so I can feel something.
March 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
About to change my name to Pete Hegseth on Snapchat just so I can feel something.