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I have a cat.
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I kept this one on my phone from that day, it gets me every time I see it.
January 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Exactly
January 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Seems like if late night hosts aren’t getting reviews like the one Seth Meyers just got they’re not doing their jobs
January 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I just issued an executive order barring opportunist speculators from taking advantage of LA firestorm victims with unsolicited cash offers to buy their properties.

The last thing these victims need are greedy speculators taking advantage of their pain with low-ball offers.
January 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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a neon sign that says " but her emails "
ALT: a neon sign that says " but her emails "
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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January 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I got a bad case of the Wednesdays.
January 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Imagine you are Canadian and the President-Elect of the United States, a convicted criminal with an arsenal of nuclear weapons, just posted this:
January 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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wow there really is a john wick line for every occasion
January 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Whatever you’re imagining, it’s going to be 4x dumber that that.
January 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hello World
January 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM