Thirsty McBearFace
@thirstymcbearface.bsky.social
Photography by James Gosnell. Mostly bear flavored.
An Onsen in Hakone, Japan is a great excuse to be a skank on the internet.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
An Onsen in Hakone, Japan is a great excuse to be a skank on the internet.
MetalBob at Dore Alley 2025
July 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MetalBob at Dore Alley 2025
Leaving the tag on the shirt really gives “dad snuck away from the backyard BBQ to fuck your throat” vibes.
June 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Leaving the tag on the shirt really gives “dad snuck away from the backyard BBQ to fuck your throat” vibes.
My boyfriend got a cold for his birthday. Please cheer him up with beefy furry dad butts and fat cocks.
May 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My boyfriend got a cold for his birthday. Please cheer him up with beefy furry dad butts and fat cocks.
Boyfriend accused me of photoshopping. His punishment will be sexy.
April 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Boyfriend accused me of photoshopping. His punishment will be sexy.
March 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
March 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
(Peach emoji)
March 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
(Peach emoji)
I’m not above creeper photos of big sweaty meatballs.
December 8, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I’m not above creeper photos of big sweaty meatballs.
This is what I look like when pretending I’m unaware that I’m taking a selfie. This is also what Zuri looks like when she’s hiding her head in shame.
June 3, 2024 at 6:37 PM
This is what I look like when pretending I’m unaware that I’m taking a selfie. This is also what Zuri looks like when she’s hiding her head in shame.
That thing where you’re house / dog sitting for friends, and they have a pantry full of snacks.
Anyway, I’m pregnant. The father is multigrain chips with cottage cheese.
Anyway, I’m pregnant. The father is multigrain chips with cottage cheese.
April 4, 2024 at 7:30 PM
That thing where you’re house / dog sitting for friends, and they have a pantry full of snacks.
Anyway, I’m pregnant. The father is multigrain chips with cottage cheese.
Anyway, I’m pregnant. The father is multigrain chips with cottage cheese.
Downlighting. Reduced exposure. Turn to the side to make your arm look huge. Crop out your belly.
Follow me for more ways to disappoint people when they meet you in real life.
Follow me for more ways to disappoint people when they meet you in real life.
December 3, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Downlighting. Reduced exposure. Turn to the side to make your arm look huge. Crop out your belly.
Follow me for more ways to disappoint people when they meet you in real life.
Follow me for more ways to disappoint people when they meet you in real life.
Dave in Palm Springs 2023
November 17, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Dave in Palm Springs 2023
Tummy… Wednesday? Why not.
November 15, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Tummy… Wednesday? Why not.
Adrien at Folsom Street Fair
September 30, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Adrien at Folsom Street Fair
Adrien and Todd at #Folsom Street Fair 2023
September 29, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Adrien and Todd at #Folsom Street Fair 2023
Just finished a podcast about Elon… Anyway, I’m over here now. Stay tuned for Folsom 2023 photos.
September 27, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Just finished a podcast about Elon… Anyway, I’m over here now. Stay tuned for Folsom 2023 photos.