Its Christmas now. I dont make the rules #NewProfilePic
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Its Christmas now. I dont make the rules #NewProfilePic
It's the cranberry log day
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's the cranberry log day
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
We're reaching a level of high visual fidelity where these movies stop looking good.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
We're reaching a level of high visual fidelity where these movies stop looking good.
forgot to change my profile after halloween. this is the problem with not knowing what day it is
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
forgot to change my profile after halloween. this is the problem with not knowing what day it is
Underrated plot point in A Christmas Carol is when Scrooge promises to be a better person going forward, and then immediately employs child labor so he can get a turkey.
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Underrated plot point in A Christmas Carol is when Scrooge promises to be a better person going forward, and then immediately employs child labor so he can get a turkey.
"High as a kite" is a funny phrase, because since it was coined we've developed things that can go considerably higher than kites. So now the baseline level of "absurd highness" for something to acheive is not even that high all things considered
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"High as a kite" is a funny phrase, because since it was coined we've developed things that can go considerably higher than kites. So now the baseline level of "absurd highness" for something to acheive is not even that high all things considered
I love headlines that kill any semblance of my interest in the last sentance
Jim Carrey is in talks to star in a live-action 'The Jetsons' movie
Colin Trevorrow is in talks to direct the project
(via Variety)
Colin Trevorrow is in talks to direct the project
(via Variety)
October 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I love headlines that kill any semblance of my interest in the last sentance
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
mediocrity gives it flavor.
Rotten Tomatoes scores for all the #Tron films
🍅 ‘Tron’ — 61%
🟢 ‘Tron Legacy’ — 51%
🟢 ‘Tron Ares’ — 57%
🍅 ‘Tron’ — 61%
🟢 ‘Tron Legacy’ — 51%
🟢 ‘Tron Ares’ — 57%
October 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
mediocrity gives it flavor.
well the collabs start coming and they don't stop coming
youtu.be/_tm9xCDysQw
youtu.be/_tm9xCDysQw
(YTP Collab Entry) Fear and Loathing In Gisneyland
YouTube video by The Cracker Factory YTP
youtu.be
October 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
well the collabs start coming and they don't stop coming
youtu.be/_tm9xCDysQw
youtu.be/_tm9xCDysQw
Smash Bros Announcer: ANTONIO SALIERI!!!
Crusty Wii Remote Speaker: C̵͍̀Â̵̮Ǹ̵ͅ ̵̡͠Ỵ̴͝O̷̬͋U̷̞̎ ̴̫́R̵̭͑Ȅ̵͎C̷̭̈́Ã̸͎L̴̠͛L̶̙͝ ̷̱͝N̶̦̍O̷͓͊ ̶͉́M̸̲̈́E̴̟͘L̵͌ͅO̷̳̾D̵͕͒Y̸͈͝ ̵̹̌O̶͘ͅF̴̠̈ ̴̥̎M̶̙̾I̸̗̿N̸̑ͅË̸̺́?̴̝̅
Crusty Wii Remote Speaker: C̵͍̀Â̵̮Ǹ̵ͅ ̵̡͠Ỵ̴͝O̷̬͋U̷̞̎ ̴̫́R̵̭͑Ȅ̵͎C̷̭̈́Ã̸͎L̴̠͛L̶̙͝ ̷̱͝N̶̦̍O̷͓͊ ̶͉́M̸̲̈́E̴̟͘L̵͌ͅO̷̳̾D̵͕͒Y̸͈͝ ̵̹̌O̶͘ͅF̴̠̈ ̴̥̎M̶̙̾I̸̗̿N̸̑ͅË̸̺́?̴̝̅
October 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Smash Bros Announcer: ANTONIO SALIERI!!!
Crusty Wii Remote Speaker: C̵͍̀Â̵̮Ǹ̵ͅ ̵̡͠Ỵ̴͝O̷̬͋U̷̞̎ ̴̫́R̵̭͑Ȅ̵͎C̷̭̈́Ã̸͎L̴̠͛L̶̙͝ ̷̱͝N̶̦̍O̷͓͊ ̶͉́M̸̲̈́E̴̟͘L̵͌ͅO̷̳̾D̵͕͒Y̸͈͝ ̵̹̌O̶͘ͅF̴̠̈ ̴̥̎M̶̙̾I̸̗̿N̸̑ͅË̸̺́?̴̝̅
Crusty Wii Remote Speaker: C̵͍̀Â̵̮Ǹ̵ͅ ̵̡͠Ỵ̴͝O̷̬͋U̷̞̎ ̴̫́R̵̭͑Ȅ̵͎C̷̭̈́Ã̸͎L̴̠͛L̶̙͝ ̷̱͝N̶̦̍O̷͓͊ ̶͉́M̸̲̈́E̴̟͘L̵͌ͅO̷̳̾D̵͕͒Y̸͈͝ ̵̹̌O̶͘ͅF̴̠̈ ̴̥̎M̶̙̾I̸̗̿N̸̑ͅË̸̺́?̴̝̅
I just think if I'm at work during my dream they should pay me for that too.
October 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I just think if I'm at work during my dream they should pay me for that too.
This was the profile pic I had right before I quit Twitter. Hopefully that means Bluesky will go belly up soon and I can leave this site forever too. #NewProfilePic
October 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This was the profile pic I had right before I quit Twitter. Hopefully that means Bluesky will go belly up soon and I can leave this site forever too. #NewProfilePic
I can't be the only one who thinks it's a little fucked up that Dawn dish soap uses cartoon ducklings as their mascots because every time there's an oil spill they gotta use gallons of it to clean off the affected wildlife, and Dawn thinks they can use that philanthropy as marketing.
September 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I can't be the only one who thinks it's a little fucked up that Dawn dish soap uses cartoon ducklings as their mascots because every time there's an oil spill they gotta use gallons of it to clean off the affected wildlife, and Dawn thinks they can use that philanthropy as marketing.
I assure you there's nothing "weaponized" about this incompetence. I really am just that stupid
September 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I assure you there's nothing "weaponized" about this incompetence. I really am just that stupid
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
September 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
I successfully purged all desire from my soul. Turns out it's not the key to enlightenment, it just makes you insufferable when the group doesn't know where to eat and all you say is "I don't care. Wherever's fine." Which doesn't fucking help at all
September 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I successfully purged all desire from my soul. Turns out it's not the key to enlightenment, it just makes you insufferable when the group doesn't know where to eat and all you say is "I don't care. Wherever's fine." Which doesn't fucking help at all
How it feels to be the only person in the back seats of a car:
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
How it feels to be the only person in the back seats of a car:
They changed the font on the Instagram app. When can I rest?
August 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
They changed the font on the Instagram app. When can I rest?
Just saw someone describe a minute a half long video as a "deep dive" on its subject. That's like calling jumping in a puddle "going for a swim"
August 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just saw someone describe a minute a half long video as a "deep dive" on its subject. That's like calling jumping in a puddle "going for a swim"
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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
August 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
God created Apple & Eve not Pineapple & Steve
August 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
God created Apple & Eve not Pineapple & Steve
I can't fucking stand the name "Jim Bob". Pick one
August 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I can't fucking stand the name "Jim Bob". Pick one