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M. Morier
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My Empire Really Crushes Every Dang Enemy Son
Is there a particular way one is supposed to get rid of human remains? Totally normal question, don't worry about it.
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"I'm here for you if you need me"

Bitch where
a man in a top hat is holding a telescope in front of his eyes .
ALT: a man in a top hat is holding a telescope in front of his eyes .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I love the manosphere spittle-spewing about women with tattoos being unattractive. I decided to get my first after a random man told me he admired my "pure, untouched skin". It's like knowing a T Rex can't see you if you don't move, thank you for the tip on avoiding your species✌️
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Cannot afford therapy. Considering posting one memory of my mother every day and asking people to vote on whether it is normal or not. Crowdsource therapy.
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Excuse me how the fuck does a person hog tie and then hang themselves
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Morning.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Yknow what, I am really fucking tired of being the bigger person in favor of people who treated me like shit
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Wile E. Coyote having an anvil dropped on his head repeatedly but it's me trying to have a relationship with a Sagittarius
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Today is the 40th anniversary of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson. I was so obsessed with this strip as a kid (8 y.o. me was devastated when it ended). I remember my mother screaming at me in the car because I wouldn't shut up about it.

"CALVIN IS NOT REAL"

Well he's real to me, bitch.
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Question! Anyone on here with experience in IRL spaces? Thinking of visiting a local IRL space like a park or stor (storr?) and was wondering - is it safe to use my personal identity there or should I just go by my normal username (Goku_mpreg_67_FEETFAN)?
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Frankenstein Chronicles, a series in which notoriously killable Sean Bean dies and is resurrected to a life without god, hope or security, only a driving thirst for vengeance against the predatory rich, is the New Testament of our era.
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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nobody worry
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"U don't know my alphabet" 💜

Also Lukas Gage was literally married to a man???
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Have seen two trending articles out of Japan today; one about curbing over-tourism and one about rampant bear attacks. Have I got a suggestion for you, sirs.
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Why he look like he working 9 hours a day to afford his fancy tuna
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Money? You want money?

I want you to grow a goddamn spine and not cave to Rs.

I want food and healthcare for anyone who needs it.

Fuck your money request.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Petition for the body to not keep the score.
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Does anyone actually feel anything anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Wild that Elvis Costello predicted the popularity boom of true crime youtu.be/snPDoXl9ZPs?...
Elvis Costello - Watching The Detectives
YouTube video by ElvisCostelloVEVO
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Look at this. You took a perfectly good clump of cells and gave it anxiety.
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Merry would make excellent rustic wedding colors inspo tbh.
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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bird with cigarette
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Quitting my job to devote myself full time to making tee shirts that dunk on annoying 18th century philosophers
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Doctors are saying that the healthiest people do these 3 simple things at the start of their morning routine:
* squat in an uncomfortable position on the bathroom floor looking at the phone.
* hit the vape 20 - 30 times.
* stand up and get a head rush.
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Will i ever enter a store without doing something embarrassing? Trends point to "no"
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM