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How do you say… oh yeah… market manipulation.
robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
How do you say… oh yeah… market manipulation.
Tell me again how supporting kids who are LGBTQ+ is considered ‘abuse’ but letting your child die because you refused to vaccinate them is ‘following gods plan’
a man in a red hat is making a funny face and saying `` you are so dumb . ''
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media.tenor.com
April 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Tell me again how supporting kids who are LGBTQ+ is considered ‘abuse’ but letting your child die because you refused to vaccinate them is ‘following gods plan’
April 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
TikTok ban is extended another 75 days because Trump and JD Vance literally can’t get anything done. 😂
a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' .
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media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
TikTok ban is extended another 75 days because Trump and JD Vance literally can’t get anything done. 😂
April 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Tesla stock has JUST about went back to pre-election value. 🫡
Next stop: $180
Next stop: $180
April 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Tesla stock has JUST about went back to pre-election value. 🫡
Next stop: $180
Next stop: $180
Turns out incompetence is working in our favor... student loans are pushed out another year. 😂
April 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Turns out incompetence is working in our favor... student loans are pushed out another year. 😂
How is there bipartisan excitement about a record breaking speech, yet we can’t agree Trump is detrimental to this country?
April 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
How is there bipartisan excitement about a record breaking speech, yet we can’t agree Trump is detrimental to this country?
You know what would be iconic?
Democrats taking turns doing exactly what Cory Booker is doing for the next 1,386 days.
Democrats taking turns doing exactly what Cory Booker is doing for the next 1,386 days.
April 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You know what would be iconic?
Democrats taking turns doing exactly what Cory Booker is doing for the next 1,386 days.
Democrats taking turns doing exactly what Cory Booker is doing for the next 1,386 days.
Cory Booker is more coherent after 18 hours with no sleep, no food, on his feet, and no breaks then Trump is for a 15 minute appearance.
a man in a suit and tie says just saying in front of a map
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media.tenor.com
April 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Cory Booker is more coherent after 18 hours with no sleep, no food, on his feet, and no breaks then Trump is for a 15 minute appearance.
Cory Booker is the real MVP.
April 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Cory Booker is the real MVP.
More babies, more roads?
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media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
More babies, more roads?
Trump administration be like:
Investigate Elmo? ✅
Investigate Mickey Mouse? ✅
Investigate leaked war plans?…
Investigate Elmo? ✅
Investigate Mickey Mouse? ✅
Investigate leaked war plans?…
a cartoon of spongebob sitting in a pink chair saying nah i don t really feel like it
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media.tenor.com
March 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Trump administration be like:
Investigate Elmo? ✅
Investigate Mickey Mouse? ✅
Investigate leaked war plans?…
Investigate Elmo? ✅
Investigate Mickey Mouse? ✅
Investigate leaked war plans?…
How Trump’s Second Term Is Testing the Limits of the First Amendment
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Trump’s Crackdown on Free Speech: A Threat to Democracy?
How Trump’s Second Term Is Testing the Limits of the First Amendment
thetorireport.substack.com
March 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How Trump’s Second Term Is Testing the Limits of the First Amendment
thetorireport.substack.com/p/trumps-cra...
thetorireport.substack.com/p/trumps-cra...
Apparently, Hegseth’s idea of a date is taking his wife to top-secret meetings. Like, bruh.
a man is making a funny face while standing on a stage with the word duh written on it .
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media.tenor.com
March 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Apparently, Hegseth’s idea of a date is taking his wife to top-secret meetings. Like, bruh.
Yo, Elon… you can’t buy votes. That’s called bribery.
a man in a suit and tie says just saying in front of a map
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media.tenor.com
March 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Yo, Elon… you can’t buy votes. That’s called bribery.
Mikey boy got himself a Grindr. ;)
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media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Mikey boy got himself a Grindr. ;)
Based on Pete Hegseth's defense of "I didn't do it" is a pretty good opening for Luigi to use this defense as well.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
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media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Based on Pete Hegseth's defense of "I didn't do it" is a pretty good opening for Luigi to use this defense as well.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Whoops... @signal.org is only secure from outside attacks... Not drunken stupidity.
#peteHegseth #politics #LOL #breakingnews
#peteHegseth #politics #LOL #breakingnews
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media.tenor.com
March 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Whoops... @signal.org is only secure from outside attacks... Not drunken stupidity.
#peteHegseth #politics #LOL #breakingnews
#peteHegseth #politics #LOL #breakingnews
The Trump administration is taking steps to shut down dissent and crackdown on free speech within the Military.
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#military #politics #donaldtrump #US #FreeSpeech
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#military #politics #donaldtrump #US #FreeSpeech
Trump, Article 88, and the Military Free Speech Crackdown No One’s Talking About
How the Trump Admin Could Use Military Law to Silence Dissent From Within the Ranks
open.substack.com
March 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The Trump administration is taking steps to shut down dissent and crackdown on free speech within the Military.
open.substack.com/pub/thetorir...
#military #politics #donaldtrump #US #FreeSpeech
open.substack.com/pub/thetorir...
#military #politics #donaldtrump #US #FreeSpeech