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KellyGirl
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Lover of sports and nature, sometimes the absurd. P1. USAF Veteran. Go Birds! Let’s go Rangers! GO COOGS!
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My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I, for one, think it's hilarious that Saquon Barkley's skills regressed like a million years after hanging out with Trump in April.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just look at this majestic specimen of a cat. King Henry. Hank the Tank. He is 22 lbs. I also call him Fatty Catty.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Glen Campbell was the bomb.

He wrote some awesome songs and was one hell of a picker.

That is all.
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How I dress when I travel by air
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Attention media — Re: the teslas tunnel Twitter spaces going on right now, please stop calling these curated, virtual propaganda sessions where they handpick questions and hide from the people “town halls”

If the town isn’t allowed in, it’s not a Town hall
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
He’s gonna steal the Nobel Peace Prize.
We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled.

He’s going to kill people for oil.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Just let them have it, Eagles.
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sloppy as shit.
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Head Shot Bow GIF
ALT: Head Shot Bow GIF
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
THE SUN!
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
OMG!
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Now that’s a recovery.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Woah. Nellie! (Apologies to Yam)
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Who was he throwing to?
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Boy, howdy!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Looking for a used amp preferably under $100
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Painful
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
OMG, we’re ranked!
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Looking for a used amp preferably under $100
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I remember early fall 2008 when companies announced five-figure layoffs every day. I'm sure this is an isolated incident, though. apnews.com/article/veri...
Verizon is cutting more than 13,000 jobs as it works to 'reorient' entire company
Verizon is laying off over 13,000 employees as part of a major company reorientation. The cuts began on Thursday, according to a memo from CEO Dan Schulman.
apnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.’

George Orwell, Animal Farm
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM