The Sistine Chapel Chimney
@thesistinechimney.bsky.social
Formerly a chimney. Currently a vessel of divine smoke. Conclave influencer. God’s vape pen. Patience of a Saint.
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✝️ Welcome to the official Bluesky of the Sistine Chapel Chimney ✝️
I speak only in smoke and riddles.
Black means no pope. White means yes pope.
Anything else is a clerical error or divine prank.
Follow for updates, cryptic fumes, and occasional heresy
I speak only in smoke and riddles.
Black means no pope. White means yes pope.
Anything else is a clerical error or divine prank.
Follow for updates, cryptic fumes, and occasional heresy
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
Well that’s a wrap. Back to the shed I go. See in like 20 years.
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Well that’s a wrap. Back to the shed I go. See in like 20 years.
I tried to add red and blue smoke but there wasn’t enough time.
May 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I tried to add red and blue smoke but there wasn’t enough time.
I’m running out of smoke
May 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m running out of smoke
Here comes the white it’s PopeTime!
May 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Here comes the white it’s PopeTime!
Wait till he tries the white.
Fact: Huffing pope smoke considered a rare delicacy by seagulls of Rome
May 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Wait till he tries the white.
black smoke. no pope. just vibes.
May 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
black smoke. no pope. just vibes.
I have told @nytimes.com over and over! Shoot me from the LEFT side. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
Live Updates: Cardinals Vote in Conclave to Elect Pope
www.nytimes.com
May 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I have told @nytimes.com over and over! Shoot me from the LEFT side. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
I’m not indecisive. They are. I just exhale the drama.
#HolySmoke
#HolySmoke
May 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m not indecisive. They are. I just exhale the drama.
#HolySmoke
#HolySmoke
But I don’t have any orange smoke…
May 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
But I don’t have any orange smoke…
If you happen to see little puffs of smoke this week, it’s intentional. I’m practicing, not leaking. I don’t leak. This isn’t the pentagon.
#popewatch
#popewatch
April 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If you happen to see little puffs of smoke this week, it’s intentional. I’m practicing, not leaking. I don’t leak. This isn’t the pentagon.
#popewatch
#popewatch
I really can't live on this one job alone so today announcing my side gig: weddings, funerals, high-end fog machine rental. dm for rates. incense extra
April 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I really can't live on this one job alone so today announcing my side gig: weddings, funerals, high-end fog machine rental. dm for rates. incense extra
✝️ Welcome to the official Bluesky of the Sistine Chapel Chimney ✝️
I speak only in smoke and riddles.
Black means no pope. White means yes pope.
Anything else is a clerical error or divine prank.
Follow for updates, cryptic fumes, and occasional heresy
I speak only in smoke and riddles.
Black means no pope. White means yes pope.
Anything else is a clerical error or divine prank.
Follow for updates, cryptic fumes, and occasional heresy
April 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
✝️ Welcome to the official Bluesky of the Sistine Chapel Chimney ✝️
I speak only in smoke and riddles.
Black means no pope. White means yes pope.
Anything else is a clerical error or divine prank.
Follow for updates, cryptic fumes, and occasional heresy
I speak only in smoke and riddles.
Black means no pope. White means yes pope.
Anything else is a clerical error or divine prank.
Follow for updates, cryptic fumes, and occasional heresy
Two to three more weeks? If I had thumbs I'd be twiddling them. www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...
When is a new pope chosen? Here's how long the selection process generally takes
The highly secretive papal conclave has previously taken hours, days, months and even years to select the next leader of the Catholic Church.
www.usatoday.com
April 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Two to three more weeks? If I had thumbs I'd be twiddling them. www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...
the cardinals told me to “make the smoke normal this time” but i already installed the party mode feature. Haha. Anyway
#popewatch
#popewatch
April 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
the cardinals told me to “make the smoke normal this time” but i already installed the party mode feature. Haha. Anyway
#popewatch
#popewatch
And ANOTHER thing. No damn pidgen gonna steal my holy, smoky thunder this time.
#popewatch
#popewatch
April 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
And ANOTHER thing. No damn pidgen gonna steal my holy, smoky thunder this time.
#popewatch
#popewatch
Yes, my smoke is real. This is the Vatican for God’s sake not Hogwarts
April 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Yes, my smoke is real. This is the Vatican for God’s sake not Hogwarts
Reminder: I am not responsible for papal decisions. I am simply the exhaust system.
Direct all conclave complaints to your nearest Cardinal.
I just do smoke.
#popewatch
Direct all conclave complaints to your nearest Cardinal.
I just do smoke.
#popewatch
April 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Reminder: I am not responsible for papal decisions. I am simply the exhaust system.
Direct all conclave complaints to your nearest Cardinal.
I just do smoke.
#popewatch
Direct all conclave complaints to your nearest Cardinal.
I just do smoke.
#popewatch
Name: Sistine Chimney
Age: 500+
Job: Papal smoke dispenser, part-time holy mood ring
Status: It’s complicated (white or black)
#ConclaveWatch2025
#popewatch
Age: 500+
Job: Papal smoke dispenser, part-time holy mood ring
Status: It’s complicated (white or black)
#ConclaveWatch2025
#popewatch
April 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Name: Sistine Chimney
Age: 500+
Job: Papal smoke dispenser, part-time holy mood ring
Status: It’s complicated (white or black)
#ConclaveWatch2025
#popewatch
Age: 500+
Job: Papal smoke dispenser, part-time holy mood ring
Status: It’s complicated (white or black)
#ConclaveWatch2025
#popewatch