Sean Keller
@theseankeller.bsky.social
I’ve written movies for Dario Argento, John Carpenter, and Chelsea Stardust
Actor
Singer/songwriter
Professor
Pansexual
Member of The Loser’s Book Club
Creator of the Killer Sounds of Halloween album series
https://seankeller2.bandcamp.com/music
Actor
Singer/songwriter
Professor
Pansexual
Member of The Loser’s Book Club
Creator of the Killer Sounds of Halloween album series
https://seankeller2.bandcamp.com/music
Holy Fucking Shit It's Christmas!, by Sean Keller
track by Sean Keller
seankeller2.bandcamp.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.
repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
repost with an iconic fictional band
When is it cool to start posting Christmas stuff?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When is it cool to start posting Christmas stuff?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
I’m going to this right now! Come join me!
Tonight, Sunday, November 9th at 8pm, come join our hosts @juliacmarchese.bsky.social & @theterigamble.bsky.social as they present 12 Hour Shift at @killerfitnessla.bsky.social - with director @breagrant.bsky.social in person!
Tix still available at the link!
www.eventbrite.com/e/12-hr-shif...
Tix still available at the link!
www.eventbrite.com/e/12-hr-shif...
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m going to this right now! Come join me!
Finally saw DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE and Jeremy Allan White gives the most impressive embodiment of a rockstar since Val Kilmer’s Jim Morrison
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Finally saw DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE and Jeremy Allan White gives the most impressive embodiment of a rockstar since Val Kilmer’s Jim Morrison
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
Reposted by Sean Keller
If OpenAI can’t exist without our money or our talent then it should die.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If OpenAI can’t exist without our money or our talent then it should die.
This movie is fantastic and deserves your love. Come watch it with me at Killer Fitness in Burbank!
JOIN US! Sunday!! Nov. 9th
We’re Excited that 12 HOUR SHIFT is playing at one of the coolest stores in LA @killerfitnessla.bsky.social
Hosted by us! Director @breagrant.bsky.social
Will be there along with some of her cast & team for a Q&A!
Get Tickets here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/12-hr-shif...
We’re Excited that 12 HOUR SHIFT is playing at one of the coolest stores in LA @killerfitnessla.bsky.social
Hosted by us! Director @breagrant.bsky.social
Will be there along with some of her cast & team for a Q&A!
Get Tickets here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/12-hr-shif...
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This movie is fantastic and deserves your love. Come watch it with me at Killer Fitness in Burbank!
A writer writes.
Get to work!
Get to work!
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
A writer writes.
Get to work!
Get to work!
Currently teaching 2 undergraduate screenwriting classes, one MFA screenwriting class, I’m shepherding an MFA student through a mandatory rewrite and teaching an online horror screenwriting class on the weekends.
Now to find the time to actually WRITE.
Now to find the time to actually WRITE.
a cartoon character is screaming and says `` you can call me mad professor '' .
ALT: a cartoon character is screaming and says `` you can call me mad professor '' .
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November 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Currently teaching 2 undergraduate screenwriting classes, one MFA screenwriting class, I’m shepherding an MFA student through a mandatory rewrite and teaching an online horror screenwriting class on the weekends.
Now to find the time to actually WRITE.
Now to find the time to actually WRITE.
I’ll never touch this garbage
For @spitfirenews.com I wrote about "ChatGPT induced psychosis," how the chatbot distorts reality for all of its users, and why, despite what feels like growing pressure to conform to the hype, I still won't use it (and I'm not missing out)
spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-stil...
spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-stil...
Why I Still Won't Use ChatGPT
This technology easily manipulates your perception of reality. Who is that useful for?
spitfirenews.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’ll never touch this garbage
On my morning walk, I found a wallet by the sidewalk. Still had credit cards, cash, and ID, and when I looked to see who belong to (so I could return it) I realized it belonged to an acquaintance. The wife and I looked her up on socials and let her know we found it.
Small fucking world.
Small fucking world.
November 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
On my morning walk, I found a wallet by the sidewalk. Still had credit cards, cash, and ID, and when I looked to see who belong to (so I could return it) I realized it belonged to an acquaintance. The wife and I looked her up on socials and let her know we found it.
Small fucking world.
Small fucking world.
The Trump administration literally wants the working poor to starve to death.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The Trump administration literally wants the working poor to starve to death.
Reposted by Sean Keller
Sorry Dan Quinn you have to fire Joe Whitt. I hate firing people but these players aren’t remotely prepared to play.
November 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Sorry Dan Quinn you have to fire Joe Whitt. I hate firing people but these players aren’t remotely prepared to play.
QTP with your favorite movie and album from the year you were born
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
QTP with your favorite movie and album from the year you were born
Laura Palmer
Halloween 2025
Halloween 2025
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Laura Palmer
Halloween 2025
Halloween 2025
"Happy Hallo-fuking-ween" by The Destroyers
YouTube video by Sean Keller
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Happy Halloween, monsters!
a close up of a man 's face with a few spots on it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a few spots on it
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Happy Halloween, monsters!
Practicing my Italian so I can chat with Dario tonight! Not sure how many more times I’ll get to see him.
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Practicing my Italian so I can chat with Dario tonight! Not sure how many more times I’ll get to see him.
I’m the kind of guy who grows / cuts his hair with Halloween costumes in mind.
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’m the kind of guy who grows / cuts his hair with Halloween costumes in mind.
Reposted by Sean Keller
Chainsaw Awards alumni Brendan Haley and Michael Varrati are teaming up for an all-new LGBTQ horror film, hitting theaters next year.
Two Chainsaw Awards Alumni Team Up For LGBTQ Horror Film SCORCH MARKS
Chainsaw Awards alumni Brendan Haley and Michael Varrati are teaming up for an all-new LGBTQ horror film, hitting theaters next year.
dlvr.it
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Chainsaw Awards alumni Brendan Haley and Michael Varrati are teaming up for an all-new LGBTQ horror film, hitting theaters next year.
Reposted by Sean Keller
One fascinating finding about ghosts is that, based on analysis of hundreds of haunting videos, the physical strength of a spirit is roughly the same as a length of fishing line
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
One fascinating finding about ghosts is that, based on analysis of hundreds of haunting videos, the physical strength of a spirit is roughly the same as a length of fishing line
The Dunwich Horror, it’s like Godspell, but the God is Yog-Sothoth
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The Dunwich Horror, it’s like Godspell, but the God is Yog-Sothoth
The chaos in my apartment is making this the worst Halloween season ever. Holes in the walls, stove disconnected, a/c broken, hallways stripped of carpet, exposed nail-strips.
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The chaos in my apartment is making this the worst Halloween season ever. Holes in the walls, stove disconnected, a/c broken, hallways stripped of carpet, exposed nail-strips.