TheRealZombieDaddy
@therealzombiedaddy.bsky.social
A Professional Stay at Home Dad calling it like it is.
Ummm… get in my belly!
October 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Ummm… get in my belly!
October 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
October 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
7 a.m: There’s nothing like a hot cup of morning fuel.
March 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
7 a.m: There’s nothing like a hot cup of morning fuel.
March 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So, the guy who is anti-electric cars buys an electric car to help his buddy sell more electric cars?
March 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
So, the guy who is anti-electric cars buys an electric car to help his buddy sell more electric cars?
I inadvertently left my reheated coffee in the microwave. I am already in bed and too fatigued to get up. Will it still be palatable tomorrow? #dadlife #momlife #parenting
March 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I inadvertently left my reheated coffee in the microwave. I am already in bed and too fatigued to get up. Will it still be palatable tomorrow? #dadlife #momlife #parenting
The random regret of not going to sleep early and now you have to start your exhausting day of parenting #dadlife #momlife #parenting
March 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The random regret of not going to sleep early and now you have to start your exhausting day of parenting #dadlife #momlife #parenting
March 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
March 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Did you know that you are your toddler's bitch: snack giving bitch, toy finding bitch, apple juice delivering bitch, and ass wiping bitch.
#dadlife #momlife #parenting
#dadlife #momlife #parenting
March 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Did you know that you are your toddler's bitch: snack giving bitch, toy finding bitch, apple juice delivering bitch, and ass wiping bitch.
#dadlife #momlife #parenting
#dadlife #momlife #parenting
March 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
March 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I am extremely proud of both my toddlers' performance during their soccer practice today. #dadlife #momlife #parenting
March 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I am extremely proud of both my toddlers' performance during their soccer practice today. #dadlife #momlife #parenting
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February 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
February 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My toddler still thinks I'm a superhero and hasn't figured out that I'm actually a sleep-deprived zombie. #dadlife #momlife #parenting
February 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My toddler still thinks I'm a superhero and hasn't figured out that I'm actually a sleep-deprived zombie. #dadlife #momlife #parenting
The hardest part of parenting is trying to keep a serious face when your toddler throws a tantrum, but it's lowkey funny. #dadlife #momlife #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting
February 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The hardest part of parenting is trying to keep a serious face when your toddler throws a tantrum, but it's lowkey funny. #dadlife #momlife #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting
Being a present dad, participating in outdoor activities with my wife and kids, has taught me that there are numerous married single moms out there. #dadlife #momlife #parenting
February 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Being a present dad, participating in outdoor activities with my wife and kids, has taught me that there are numerous married single moms out there. #dadlife #momlife #parenting
It's truly remarkable how my toddler is able to sleep so peacefully on top of and surrounded by hard toys without being bothered. #dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting
February 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It's truly remarkable how my toddler is able to sleep so peacefully on top of and surrounded by hard toys without being bothered. #dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
February 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Oh how Saturday nights change when you have kids…
Changed for the better :)
#dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting
Changed for the better :)
#dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting
February 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Oh how Saturday nights change when you have kids…
Changed for the better :)
#dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting
Changed for the better :)
#dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting
I accidentally took a nap on the floor surrounded by toys while playing with my feral toddler. I woke up with no injuries to my body… if that doesn’t make me a daredevil I don’t know what does. #dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting
February 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I accidentally took a nap on the floor surrounded by toys while playing with my feral toddler. I woke up with no injuries to my body… if that doesn’t make me a daredevil I don’t know what does. #dadlife #momlife #sahm #motherhood #fatherhood #parenting