Nicholas Smith
@therealnickelass.bsky.social
Atheist who can draw stick figures, car accident survivor, fan of Evil Dead, video games, and Xena Warrior Princess.
30 years ago I was involved in a car accident, and if I would have died without finishing all those books, movies, and tv series I would have died and it wouldn't have mattered.
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
30 years ago I was involved in a car accident, and if I would have died without finishing all those books, movies, and tv series I would have died and it wouldn't have mattered.
Bacchus: "Bite her! And I will make her one of us.”
Xena: “Gabrielle... do it.” #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarriorPrincess
Xena: “Gabrielle... do it.” #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarriorPrincess
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Bacchus: "Bite her! And I will make her one of us.”
Xena: “Gabrielle... do it.” #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarriorPrincess
Xena: “Gabrielle... do it.” #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarriorPrincess
Joxer: “Go on and run! You coward! Hah, hah! Wow! These Dryad bones are really sharp as nails. No wonder they can kill a Bacchae. Hey, are you afraid of this?”
Xena: “Should I be?”
Joxer: “No.”
Joxer: “It’s just that Gabrielle thought that you might be a
Bacchae...
Xena: “Should I be?”
Joxer: “No.”
Joxer: “It’s just that Gabrielle thought that you might be a
Bacchae...
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Joxer: “Go on and run! You coward! Hah, hah! Wow! These Dryad bones are really sharp as nails. No wonder they can kill a Bacchae. Hey, are you afraid of this?”
Xena: “Should I be?”
Joxer: “No.”
Joxer: “It’s just that Gabrielle thought that you might be a
Bacchae...
Xena: “Should I be?”
Joxer: “No.”
Joxer: “It’s just that Gabrielle thought that you might be a
Bacchae...
“Xena! Help me! They’re pulling me under! I can’t
breathe! I can’t breathe! [Screams] Pull! Pull! Horrible
animals! Ooh, and monsters! Oh, that was close. He took my
boots! They cost me fifty dinars!” #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarrirorPrincess
breathe! I can’t breathe! [Screams] Pull! Pull! Horrible
animals! Ooh, and monsters! Oh, that was close. He took my
boots! They cost me fifty dinars!” #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarrirorPrincess
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Xena! Help me! They’re pulling me under! I can’t
breathe! I can’t breathe! [Screams] Pull! Pull! Horrible
animals! Ooh, and monsters! Oh, that was close. He took my
boots! They cost me fifty dinars!” #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarrirorPrincess
breathe! I can’t breathe! [Screams] Pull! Pull! Horrible
animals! Ooh, and monsters! Oh, that was close. He took my
boots! They cost me fifty dinars!” #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarrirorPrincess
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I have avoided wearing shoes for most of 2025.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I have avoided wearing shoes for most of 2025.
November ends in 24 hours.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
November ends in 24 hours.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Thanksgiving.
Finished season 1.
“I wanted to thank you for saving my life again. You always seem to be doing that.”
Xena: “It was your decision to come back.”
Gab: “Well how could I leave you? We have so many wars to stop and despots to foil. You’re gonna need my help.”
Xena: “I couldn’t do it without you.
“I wanted to thank you for saving my life again. You always seem to be doing that.”
Xena: “It was your decision to come back.”
Gab: “Well how could I leave you? We have so many wars to stop and despots to foil. You’re gonna need my help.”
Xena: “I couldn’t do it without you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Finished season 1.
“I wanted to thank you for saving my life again. You always seem to be doing that.”
Xena: “It was your decision to come back.”
Gab: “Well how could I leave you? We have so many wars to stop and despots to foil. You’re gonna need my help.”
Xena: “I couldn’t do it without you.
“I wanted to thank you for saving my life again. You always seem to be doing that.”
Xena: “It was your decision to come back.”
Gab: “Well how could I leave you? We have so many wars to stop and despots to foil. You’re gonna need my help.”
Xena: “I couldn’t do it without you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Xena: “It was just another village to conquer nothing out of
the ordinary. The fire broke out, and I don’t know if it was
one of my men or just an accident... but there was a strong
wind and those flames just swept through that town like a
wave of death. #Callisto #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarriorPrincess
the ordinary. The fire broke out, and I don’t know if it was
one of my men or just an accident... but there was a strong
wind and those flames just swept through that town like a
wave of death. #Callisto #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarriorPrincess
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Xena: “It was just another village to conquer nothing out of
the ordinary. The fire broke out, and I don’t know if it was
one of my men or just an accident... but there was a strong
wind and those flames just swept through that town like a
wave of death. #Callisto #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarriorPrincess
the ordinary. The fire broke out, and I don’t know if it was
one of my men or just an accident... but there was a strong
wind and those flames just swept through that town like a
wave of death. #Callisto #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarriorPrincess
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“I’m glad you’re not dead. It would have robbed me of
this.”
Xena: “Well, it would have saved me from your breath.”
this.”
Xena: “Well, it would have saved me from your breath.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“I’m glad you’re not dead. It would have robbed me of
this.”
Xena: “Well, it would have saved me from your breath.”
this.”
Xena: “Well, it would have saved me from your breath.”
Gabrielle: “I have to focus. I have to focus. Xena said to focus.” #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarriorPrincess
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Gabrielle: “I have to focus. I have to focus. Xena said to focus.” #Xena #Xenites #XenaWarriorPrincess
“OK, so it’s a little big. Uh, well tighten it for me.”
Xena: “Talmadeus is sure to attack us, and when he does we’ll be ready. When Gabrielle makes her appearance as me it should be enough.”
Gabrielle: “So I just stand there and I wave this fake chakram
and give that yell thingy of yours.” #Xena
Xena: “Talmadeus is sure to attack us, and when he does we’ll be ready. When Gabrielle makes her appearance as me it should be enough.”
Gabrielle: “So I just stand there and I wave this fake chakram
and give that yell thingy of yours.” #Xena
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“OK, so it’s a little big. Uh, well tighten it for me.”
Xena: “Talmadeus is sure to attack us, and when he does we’ll be ready. When Gabrielle makes her appearance as me it should be enough.”
Gabrielle: “So I just stand there and I wave this fake chakram
and give that yell thingy of yours.” #Xena
Xena: “Talmadeus is sure to attack us, and when he does we’ll be ready. When Gabrielle makes her appearance as me it should be enough.”
Gabrielle: “So I just stand there and I wave this fake chakram
and give that yell thingy of yours.” #Xena
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ares: “No, that’s not the problem. It’s more a question of
desire, a fire in the eyes. Quite frankly you just don’t have
it. But I know someone who does someone born for greatness.”
Kirilus: “No man can better lead this army.”
Ares: “Perhaps, but sometimes the best man for a job is a
woman.” #Xena
desire, a fire in the eyes. Quite frankly you just don’t have
it. But I know someone who does someone born for greatness.”
Kirilus: “No man can better lead this army.”
Ares: “Perhaps, but sometimes the best man for a job is a
woman.” #Xena
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ares: “No, that’s not the problem. It’s more a question of
desire, a fire in the eyes. Quite frankly you just don’t have
it. But I know someone who does someone born for greatness.”
Kirilus: “No man can better lead this army.”
Ares: “Perhaps, but sometimes the best man for a job is a
woman.” #Xena
desire, a fire in the eyes. Quite frankly you just don’t have
it. But I know someone who does someone born for greatness.”
Kirilus: “No man can better lead this army.”
Ares: “Perhaps, but sometimes the best man for a job is a
woman.” #Xena