Laura Loomer Parody
@thereallauraloomer.bsky.social
Self Aggrandized Investigative Journalist 🇺🇲 Soul Destroyer.
🇺🇲Parody of #LOOMERED.
Taking this handle so she can't 🤣
Here for everything that exposes Elon
🇺🇲Parody of #LOOMERED.
Taking this handle so she can't 🤣
Here for everything that exposes Elon
Pinned
I'm still looking for the blue checkmark that Musk took from me
The richest man in the world is also the biggest liar in the world!
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
How Elon Musk and X Became the Biggest Purveyors of Online Misinformation
A timeline of how Elon Musk has turned X into a misinformation weapon that spews falsehoods about migrants, gender, health and elections.
www.rollingstone.com
January 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The richest man in the world is also the biggest liar in the world!
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Reposted by Laura Loomer Parody
Secret Service code name: Adrian Tittmann
January 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Secret Service code name: Adrian Tittmann
Neither party voted for the South African. He is here illegally and needs to be deported and stripped of Skylink.
January 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Neither party voted for the South African. He is here illegally and needs to be deported and stripped of Skylink.
🚨 This is the perfect metaphor for the next 4 years!
And Elon wants more regulations to be cut!
And Elon wants more regulations to be cut!
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
🚨 This is the perfect metaphor for the next 4 years!
And Elon wants more regulations to be cut!
And Elon wants more regulations to be cut!
Elon doesn't have sex. He offers horses for headjobs and sires his spawn via surrogates and IVF. #ElonHasAlimpDick
January 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Elon doesn't have sex. He offers horses for headjobs and sires his spawn via surrogates and IVF. #ElonHasAlimpDick
🚨 There's a reason why "Musk isn’t allowed to enter most SpaceX facilities where classified work is done and discussed..."
Not even his own company trusts him.
www.wsj.com/tech/musk-sp...
Not even his own company trusts him.
www.wsj.com/tech/musk-sp...
Why Musk Doesn’t Have Access to SpaceX’s Biggest Government Secrets
The rocket company’s executives haven’t sought a higher security clearance for its CEO to avoid questions about his drug use and contact with foreign officials. The answers might no longer matter.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
🚨 There's a reason why "Musk isn’t allowed to enter most SpaceX facilities where classified work is done and discussed..."
Not even his own company trusts him.
www.wsj.com/tech/musk-sp...
Not even his own company trusts him.
www.wsj.com/tech/musk-sp...
🚨 There's no denying the richest man in the world is a big pussy. That's why he's able to be the surrogate for his 13th child. When I told him to go fuck himself, this isn't what I expected 😒
December 31, 2024 at 5:03 AM
🚨 There's no denying the richest man in the world is a big pussy. That's why he's able to be the surrogate for his 13th child. When I told him to go fuck himself, this isn't what I expected 😒
🚨 Elon's hair transplant gets caught in sunroof and causes a car crash
December 31, 2024 at 4:57 AM
🚨 Elon's hair transplant gets caught in sunroof and causes a car crash
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PROOF that megalomaniac Elon talks himself up using a burner account called Adrian Dittman. Listen for yourself on Spaces. You can hear that South African accent. Even the choice of phrases and buzzwords. 🙄
x.com/theliamnissa...
PROOF that megalomaniac Elon talks himself up using a burner account called Adrian Dittman. Listen for yourself on Spaces. You can hear that South African accent. Even the choice of phrases and buzzwords. 🙄
x.com/theliamnissa...
x.com
x.com
December 31, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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PROOF that megalomaniac Elon talks himself up using a burner account called Adrian Dittman. Listen for yourself on Spaces. You can hear that South African accent. Even the choice of phrases and buzzwords. 🙄
x.com/theliamnissa...
PROOF that megalomaniac Elon talks himself up using a burner account called Adrian Dittman. Listen for yourself on Spaces. You can hear that South African accent. Even the choice of phrases and buzzwords. 🙄
x.com/theliamnissa...
Just so you know, owning one of these doesn’t give you a bigger dick. It just makes you one.
December 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Just so you know, owning one of these doesn’t give you a bigger dick. It just makes you one.
Because Elon isn't #MAGA
"You voted for the guy because he was anti-immigration. Now he's going to let immigrants take the high-paying jobs but throw the fruit pickers out. His boss told you to go F your own face, then scolded you the next day, saying you should be nicer. What am I missing here?"
December 30, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Because Elon isn't #MAGA
Elon just wants to import his slaves
December 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Elon just wants to import his slaves
Thanks Aaron
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December 30, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Thanks Aaron
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I'm still waiting, Elon.
December 30, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I'm still waiting, Elon.
Sissy SpaceX needs to reinstate my blue check. Free speech absolutist, my arse!
December 30, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Sissy SpaceX needs to reinstate my blue check. Free speech absolutist, my arse!
I'm not going to be ignored!
December 30, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I'm not going to be ignored!
I wish people would stop calling me an attention whore.
December 30, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I wish people would stop calling me an attention whore.
Do you think the hand cuffing thing would work this time?
Update...
Don jr has new girlfriend.
Kim sent to Greece.
Vivek wants to be in charge.
Elon buying more Ketamine.
Loomer handcuffed to doors of x, trying to get her blue checkmark back.
Trump golfing.
Don jr has new girlfriend.
Kim sent to Greece.
Vivek wants to be in charge.
Elon buying more Ketamine.
Loomer handcuffed to doors of x, trying to get her blue checkmark back.
Trump golfing.
December 30, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Do you think the hand cuffing thing would work this time?
Please don't share this pic of Musk before he got a hair transplant. He hates it. 🤣
December 30, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Please don't share this pic of Musk before he got a hair transplant. He hates it. 🤣
I'm still looking for the blue checkmark that Musk took from me
December 30, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I'm still looking for the blue checkmark that Musk took from me