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Cockatrice
@therealcockatrice.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Coder for Selaco, nerd for life.
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Doing a fun experiment in GZDoom, er UZDoom or whatever. Have some rigidbody kart physics.

It's super bouncy because it's more fun to show off that way.
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Doing a fun experiment in GZDoom, er UZDoom or whatever. Have some rigidbody kart physics.

It's super bouncy because it's more fun to show off that way.
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Gross.
Instead of reading the warning signs, Silicon Valley ran full tilt into creating a modern world that cultivates and nurtures neurosis, addiction and mental illness; replacing the world of the real with a universe of fake. Driving people from their relationships, hobbies and careers.
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
November 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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🎖 Runner up 2: @drdubz.bsky.social ($250)

Not only is it a great composition with a dynamic pose, but the added text commenting on Selaco's meta gameplay was a nice touch. We recall that being added later as a resubmission.

Great work!
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This was definitely one of my favourite fan arts, capturing that “protect Wilson at all costs” vibe.
🎖Runner up 3: Daniel Mihálik ($250)

WILSON!

We were pleasantly surprised by how often Wilson showed up across submissions; we loved seeing him so often! This piece captures the action of Selaco wonderfully, especially for those brave enough to escort Wilson to safety
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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🥇WINNER: Charles Lemor ($400)

This piece is fantastic! We love the striking reds, the contrast on Dawn and that stylish flair throughout. We've always wanted to explore a more stylized direction in our promotional art and this felt incredibly inspiring.

Congratulations!
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
OK I really enjoyed this one
+1 for all of the Wilson love
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NO TIME TO EXPLAIN: Selaco is a Good Video Game
YouTube video by Nerds on Safari
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October 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reject modernity; embrace tradition.
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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He says "Thanks"
October 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Here is my piece I made for the #Selaco art contest. i had a lot of fun making it
@selaco.bsky.social your game is fun and cool keep it up 😉👍
October 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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my piece for Selaco art contest!
@selaco.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
When you realize you just ate a full pound of fake crab in one sitting is when you realize your life is out of control.
October 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I disagree.
October 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm about to MALA my PETAKA, this looks fun.
September 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This has always been a dream project of mine, I want to do this so bad.
The iMac G3 from 2001 is my favourite-looking computer of all time, but it's completely unusable these days because of its age.

So I tore out its insides (leaving the CRT screen intact of course) and replaced them with a brand new Mac Mini M4.
This 25-Year-Old iMac is Faster Than My Gaming PC
I dragged this iMac G3, kicking and screaming, 25 years into the present by swapping its innards for a brand new Mac Mini M4. Matt Gray | http://mattg.co.uk | @MattGrayYes This video is sponsored by PCBWay: https://www.pcbway.com/ 📋 Credits 📋 Editor - Alex Bate @alexjrassic 📱 Follow Matt elsewhere on the internet 📱 All my social links are at https://mattg.co.uk https://chaos.social/@MattGrayYes (Mastodon) https://patreon.com/MattGrayYes https://instagram.com/MattGrayYes https://www.tiktok.com/@MattGrayYes https://twitch.tv/MattGrayYes 🛠️ Parts Used 🛠️ iMac G3 Mac Mini M4 - https://amzn.to/46lOIgE USB C to VGA adapter - https://amzn.to/42pwgm3 Rocky Hill's PCBs - https://github.com/qbancoffee/imac_g3_ivad_board_init BetterDisplay - https://github.com/waydabber/BetterDisplay Used while developing USB Tiny ISP Programmer - https://amzn.to/4n2KXnv Mini Logic Analyser - https://amzn.to/4pmiKcZ VGA Breakout - https://amzn.to/4gl6Uvr D-SUB 15 Breakout - https://amzn.to/3K07H9c 🎸 Music 🎸 The Fly Guy Five - Another Pineapple Please 💷 Advert 💷 This video is sponsored by PCBWay: https://www.pcbway.com/ Want to contribute towards my videos? Sign up to my Patreon: https://patreon.com/MattGrayYes Want to sponsor a video? More detail here: https://mattg.co.uk/contact/ 💸 Full Disclosure 💸 💷 PCBWay provided their services for free and paid me for the advert in the middle of the video. 💷 My Patreon supporters' help meant I could work on this instead of other paid work 💷 All Amazon links are affiliate links which give me a small percentage of what you pay them as a tip for sending you their way. It doesn't cost you more. Hi, I'm Matt Gray. You may know me from my work with Tom Scott, The Technical Difficulties, Matt Gray is Trying, or even as a broadcast engineer working in radio and TV.
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September 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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🎨 ATTENTION ALL ARTISTS!
Selaco is hosting its first-ever art contest.

🏆 1st Place - $400
🏅 4 Runner-Ups - $250 each
+ Steam key and full OST for all winners

We've wanted to do this for a long time, and we can't wait to see what you create!

Full details below 🔽
September 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I've been doing some testing for this, and it kicks so much ass. Y'all are going to be pleased!
Rise again. Finish the fight.

CULTIC: Chapter Two launches September 18th!

Check out the link in the Replies to Wishlist and read more about the launch!
September 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I needed this today ❤️
August 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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TODAY'S EPISODE: A twisted tale of technology gone wrong set against a game about technology gone wrong! From the darkest corners of my Steam library, it's BEDLAM!

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IT CAME FROM THE STEAM LIBRARY
YouTube video by Civvie 11
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August 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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🔥🔥 NEW SPEEDRUN RECORD VERIFIED! 🔥🔥

🎮 Game: Selaco
🏆 Category: 100%
⏱ Time: 1h 59m 53s 000ms
👤 Player: kevkild
🔗 Link: https://www.speedrun.com/selaco/run/z00889jz

August 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Not enough people appreciate the carpet physics I had to manually draw into the level :(
August 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Two years after its initial reveal the GZDoom powered Fallout: Bakersfield gets a new trailer! So happy to see that it's still alive.
youtu.be/6e8WrmOibpM?...
Fallout: Bakersfield Trailer
YouTube video by Saur X
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July 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My favorite dumb feature we've added to Selaco has to be: Kicking around bullet casings. It adds nothing to the game other than smiles :)
July 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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VAC-BOTS MURDERED MY WIFE.
July 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Deus Ex (2000)
July 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM