Chris Waffle
@therealchriswaffle.bsky.social
Entertainer
Professional
A Real Star
Professional
A Real Star
Reposted by Chris Waffle
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
Show us your creative process in a gif
a man wearing glasses and a suit with the number 5 on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit with the number 5 on the bottom
media.tenor.com
May 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Show us your creative process in a gif
Reposted by Chris Waffle
Show us your creative process in a gif
May 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Show us your creative process in a gif
Oh yeah?? Well, I do double-infinity tariffs on you!
April 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh yeah?? Well, I do double-infinity tariffs on you!
Rainn Wilson will return as Crimson Bolt in Avengers: Doomsday
March 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Rainn Wilson will return as Crimson Bolt in Avengers: Doomsday
Jim Carrey will return as Colonel Stars and Stripes in Avengers: Doomsday
March 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Jim Carrey will return as Colonel Stars and Stripes in Avengers: Doomsday
Kevin McDonald will return as Mr. Medulla in Avengers: Doomsday
March 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Kevin McDonald will return as Mr. Medulla in Avengers: Doomsday
Reposted by Chris Waffle
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
Pm Private GIF
ALT: Pm Private GIF
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
So pumped to be a part of this amazing lineup! Celebrating 10 years of amazing nerdcore hip hop. LOCK IN! #nerdcoredayz
February 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So pumped to be a part of this amazing lineup! Celebrating 10 years of amazing nerdcore hip hop. LOCK IN! #nerdcoredayz
Reposted by Chris Waffle
What dark wizardry is this
December 4, 2024 at 1:13 AM
What dark wizardry is this
I’m really having a great time here. Sorry I can’t think of anything clever to say!
November 25, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I’m really having a great time here. Sorry I can’t think of anything clever to say!
Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
You know, there really aren't many Thanksgiving songs. So here's one by Megathruster. I think we all can relate...especially this year.
The Bird, by Megathruster
track by Megathruster
megathruster.bandcamp.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:32 PM
You know, there really aren't many Thanksgiving songs. So here's one by Megathruster. I think we all can relate...especially this year.
Hear me out...
November 14, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Hear me out...
Andrew Jackson had a pet parrot who he taught to swear. She later attended Jackson's funeral but had to be removed due to loud and persistent profanity.
November 14, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Andrew Jackson had a pet parrot who he taught to swear. She later attended Jackson's funeral but had to be removed due to loud and persistent profanity.
I just remembered I never thanked my wife for finally making me watch Reservoir Dogs last year.
November 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I just remembered I never thanked my wife for finally making me watch Reservoir Dogs last year.
It's times like these that I can't stop screaming. Anyway, have a great day!
November 14, 2024 at 2:55 PM
It's times like these that I can't stop screaming. Anyway, have a great day!
Repost with a pic you saved but have no use for
November 13, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Repost with a pic you saved but have no use for
Are we having fun yet?
November 13, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Are we having fun yet?
Thinking about the time the right tried to recall my wife from city council because she said "fuck trump" at her election party and rapped some sexual innuendos about the weather on one of my comedy songs. (They failed)
November 12, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Thinking about the time the right tried to recall my wife from city council because she said "fuck trump" at her election party and rapped some sexual innuendos about the weather on one of my comedy songs. (They failed)
Whoops! You're in a cult.
November 11, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Whoops! You're in a cult.
How I arrived at Bluesky
a man in an orange shirt is talking in front of a computer
ALT: a man in an orange shirt is talking in front of a computer
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2024 at 4:48 PM
How I arrived at Bluesky
I picked the wrong week to stop drinking.
November 9, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I picked the wrong week to stop drinking.