Chef Tom
@therealcheftom.bsky.social
Oh hey, it’s me. Used to be a TV chef hawking kitchen wares. Content includes the #Utes, #RSL, 90s bands, and dad jokes. Salt Lake City based. https://youtu.be/9QGEw_BgXzI
Starting a new Christmas season tradition… whenever I get invited to a seasonal party at a friend/family member’s house, I’m going to hide a selfie ornament in their tree… here are the two for this weekend…
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Starting a new Christmas season tradition… whenever I get invited to a seasonal party at a friend/family member’s house, I’m going to hide a selfie ornament in their tree… here are the two for this weekend…
I wish I could remember where I put that important thing that I needed when I put it in that one place that would make it easy to find…
(I’m talking about all the stakes to hold down Christmas decorations).
(I’m talking about all the stakes to hold down Christmas decorations).
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I wish I could remember where I put that important thing that I needed when I put it in that one place that would make it easy to find…
(I’m talking about all the stakes to hold down Christmas decorations).
(I’m talking about all the stakes to hold down Christmas decorations).
Dear Utes, can we start playing our 4th quarter ball in quarters 1-3 as well? My heart can't take the stress of 3 quarters of mediocrity in exchange for 1 quarter of lights out football. #GoUtes
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dear Utes, can we start playing our 4th quarter ball in quarters 1-3 as well? My heart can't take the stress of 3 quarters of mediocrity in exchange for 1 quarter of lights out football. #GoUtes
Had a guest bring a bottle of 2005 Louis Jadot Latricieres-Chambertin Grand Cru to Thanksgiving… and it miraculously evaporated from the counter to my cellar.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Had a guest bring a bottle of 2005 Louis Jadot Latricieres-Chambertin Grand Cru to Thanksgiving… and it miraculously evaporated from the counter to my cellar.
Was chatting with my 13 year old today. She always knew I used to be on TV… but didn’t know how much I was on TV… after a few stories she said… “like have you ever met Gordon Ramsey?!?!?
Well sweet 13 year old…
Well sweet 13 year old…
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Was chatting with my 13 year old today. She always knew I used to be on TV… but didn’t know how much I was on TV… after a few stories she said… “like have you ever met Gordon Ramsey?!?!?
Well sweet 13 year old…
Well sweet 13 year old…
So…. My kid won a 14 lb fresh turkey at “turkey bingo” this week… it’s too small to cook on Thanksgiving…. So I’ll be cooking it today. I’ll do my best to post pictures and live skeet as I prepare it… hopefully you can reference if you’re cooking a bird on Thursday.
November 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So…. My kid won a 14 lb fresh turkey at “turkey bingo” this week… it’s too small to cook on Thanksgiving…. So I’ll be cooking it today. I’ll do my best to post pictures and live skeet as I prepare it… hopefully you can reference if you’re cooking a bird on Thursday.
My heart can’t take this Ute game!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My heart can’t take this Ute game!!!!
If you’re planning on cooking a Turkey on Thanksgiving… today is the day to move it from the freezer to the fridge. Place it in a rimmed container to catch any potential leaks as it thaws!
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you’re planning on cooking a Turkey on Thanksgiving… today is the day to move it from the freezer to the fridge. Place it in a rimmed container to catch any potential leaks as it thaws!
Finally got Halloween set up! One side of the yard friendly… one side scary.
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Finally got Halloween set up! One side of the yard friendly… one side scary.
How do you know a meme is officially dead? When dad dresses up like it for Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
How do you know a meme is officially dead? When dad dresses up like it for Halloween.
Today I'm taking great joy in the knowledge that Chat GPT, when pronounced in French sounds an awful lot like the phrase "Chat J'ai peté."
Which translates to: "Cat, I farted."
Which translates to: "Cat, I farted."
October 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Today I'm taking great joy in the knowledge that Chat GPT, when pronounced in French sounds an awful lot like the phrase "Chat J'ai peté."
Which translates to: "Cat, I farted."
Which translates to: "Cat, I farted."
Currently listening to: @guster.bsky.social
(Spoiler alert… I’m ALWAYS listening to @guster.bsky.social).
(Spoiler alert… I’m ALWAYS listening to @guster.bsky.social).
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Currently listening to: @guster.bsky.social
(Spoiler alert… I’m ALWAYS listening to @guster.bsky.social).
(Spoiler alert… I’m ALWAYS listening to @guster.bsky.social).
There you have it folks… tips don’t lie.
October 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There you have it folks… tips don’t lie.
Taco Bell has a “Decades Y2K” commercial airing during the World Series… and I’ve never felt so old.
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Taco Bell has a “Decades Y2K” commercial airing during the World Series… and I’ve never felt so old.
If Trump was serious about fixing Chicago, he’d send in troops to make it easier to catch an uber at O’’Hare.
October 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If Trump was serious about fixing Chicago, he’d send in troops to make it easier to catch an uber at O’’Hare.
Oh hey advertisement for a free Temu Bible!
October 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Oh hey advertisement for a free Temu Bible!
For whatever reason, whenever I book an uber, they always play 80s/90s top 40 hits.
Currently listening to Deep Blue Something “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.”
Currently listening to Deep Blue Something “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.”
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
For whatever reason, whenever I book an uber, they always play 80s/90s top 40 hits.
Currently listening to Deep Blue Something “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.”
Currently listening to Deep Blue Something “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.”
Not saying we have a problem with wasps/hornets this year… but just cleaned my traps after one month on the patio…
September 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Not saying we have a problem with wasps/hornets this year… but just cleaned my traps after one month on the patio…
Who advertised on @abc4utah.bsky.social when they pre empted Kimmel?
Pre Show:
Les Schwab stores
Redmond Patio Coverings
Zero Rez Carpet Cleaners
First Break:
Utah Dodge Ram Dealers
Chase Sapphire Card
Envision Cosmetic Surgery
Onlycrowns.com
Second Break:
Parris RV
Utah Hyundai Dealers
Zerorez…
Pre Show:
Les Schwab stores
Redmond Patio Coverings
Zero Rez Carpet Cleaners
First Break:
Utah Dodge Ram Dealers
Chase Sapphire Card
Envision Cosmetic Surgery
Onlycrowns.com
Second Break:
Parris RV
Utah Hyundai Dealers
Zerorez…
Dentist in Sandy, UT | Curtis Carpenter
Discover expert dental crowns in Sandy, Utah. Book your visit today for high-quality, personalized crown care at Only Crowns.
Onlycrowns.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Who advertised on @abc4utah.bsky.social when they pre empted Kimmel?
Pre Show:
Les Schwab stores
Redmond Patio Coverings
Zero Rez Carpet Cleaners
First Break:
Utah Dodge Ram Dealers
Chase Sapphire Card
Envision Cosmetic Surgery
Onlycrowns.com
Second Break:
Parris RV
Utah Hyundai Dealers
Zerorez…
Pre Show:
Les Schwab stores
Redmond Patio Coverings
Zero Rez Carpet Cleaners
First Break:
Utah Dodge Ram Dealers
Chase Sapphire Card
Envision Cosmetic Surgery
Onlycrowns.com
Second Break:
Parris RV
Utah Hyundai Dealers
Zerorez…
“We don’t need anymore Halloween decorations,” my wife said.
Also my wife… “We NEED this!!!”
Also my wife… “We NEED this!!!”
September 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“We don’t need anymore Halloween decorations,” my wife said.
Also my wife… “We NEED this!!!”
Also my wife… “We NEED this!!!”
My biggest character flaw? I get irrationally angry at video game ads that show someone playing the game poorly.
September 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My biggest character flaw? I get irrationally angry at video game ads that show someone playing the game poorly.
Deleted my last post… pun was definitely not intended.
September 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Deleted my last post… pun was definitely not intended.
Charlie Kirk shot at Utah event, suspect in custody
Kirk’s status is unknown. A suspect is in custody
www.deseret.com
September 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Did Salt Lake just experience a small earthquake... or is my office chair just in need of replacement?
September 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Did Salt Lake just experience a small earthquake... or is my office chair just in need of replacement?