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Randy
@therandymancan.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 Musician (mostly church / #choral) in #Houston. #Gay. Husband. Dog dad. Guncle. Recovering wedding photographer. Okie-born and erstwhile Londoner.
Oscar’s on Squirrel Patrol
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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i cannot “mansplain” i don’t know how anything works
March 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
No fucking way
December 30, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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December 29, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Also what’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about “gay apparel” and what are Mike Johnson and Nancy Mace gonna do about it, especially now that we get to say “Merry Christmas” again?
December 25, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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think i only have it in me to jingle half the way this year
December 24, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I was busy ironing during the #9LC live skeeting, but this moment in the readings made me chuckle
Wise men from the yeast 🍞 #9LC
December 24, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Disappointing
December 19, 2024 at 11:39 PM
My permanent facial expression for at least the next four years
NEW: Trump picks Kash Patel to serve as FBI Director
December 1, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Ancient relics from my childhood
November 28, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I prefer to stay in my hibernacle year-round
Word of the day is ‘hibernacle’ (18th century): a hibernating animal’s winter retreat.

I believe it works on a human level too.
November 25, 2024 at 4:18 PM
That’s why there’s a third and usually fourth cup of coffee
Why is the second cup of coffee never as good?
November 21, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I’m almost there, I think
Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.
November 18, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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jake paul should make boxing history by fighting elon musk next
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I would move back
the Onion should buy Oklahoma
November 16, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Oscar has some feelings about all of the cats on here
November 15, 2024 at 1:11 PM
“Managing the sound and chaos” is going into my resume
November 15, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Hoping to reconnect with the world after failing to really get back into it on That Other App after several years away. I’m here for your dog pics, all things Houston, and mancakes (which is totally a word).
November 15, 2024 at 2:46 AM