I need to move out of this chair but now I’m stuck. I don’t make the rules.

I’ll give you one MILLION dollars to come to my house and make all this Thanksgiving food. Every year I say I’m gonna make less and I never do. Ever. Why am I like this? Please help.

Bluesky is weird for me. I used Twitter almost exclusively for work-related things, but I’m sick of work-related things, and I’m sick of hearing myself talk talk about it.

I just discovered that #BookSky is a thing! I'm so happy. I read A LOT, and BookTok is really disappointing to me anymore. I've found most of the books are the same authors, the same tropes. A lot of blah. New reads make me 😍

I’m so annoyed with AI. I’m sick of hearing about it. Can we please talk about something else? And stop being worried about it taking jobs. The people who know how to use AI will be the ones taking the jobs. (Ugh…I guess I can’t stop).

Anyone else sitting here like this waiting for the inevitable Trump/Musk giant public beef when Trump realizes Elon is getting more attention than he is?

Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.

If you've never heard foxes laughing before, here's some foxes laughing.🔊🆙

📹: www.saveafox.org

Beach day today! Charlie approved.

Thomas an #ebike? I want one but I don’t need to spend $5000 on something I want to ride around my neighborhood or the beach. What do you have? What do you like?

Because the algorithms here seem to really like animals…and really, who doesn’t?…can we all just marvel for a moment over my son’s new cat? Look at her perfectly tabby little arms! 😍 Also, I will continue to use unnecessary ellipses unapologetically.

The way this year has gone, Jake Paul is not only going to win tonight but he’ll also have a position in Trump’s cabinet by morning.

Is this thing on? Where are my friends? I’m too old to be trying new social media, and yet…here I am. Hi. 👋