It's George! (not a cop)
@thepolice.bsky.social
west coast wastoid 📺 living between glitches 🎮 on thin ice with the algorithm 🤖he/him
When do we get a new Toby McGuire Spider-Man movie? Not just a cameo... A full length feature film, starring Toby McGuire as The Spider-Man.
August 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When do we get a new Toby McGuire Spider-Man movie? Not just a cameo... A full length feature film, starring Toby McGuire as The Spider-Man.
This is obviously a portrait of notorious time traveller, Adam Levine!
Stanisław Wyspiański was a leading figure in the modernist movement, Young Poland, hailed by many to be the voice of the nation, it created a national art based on folk traditions, exploring cultural identity. This portrait of Kazimierz Lewandowski dates from 1898
July 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is obviously a portrait of notorious time traveller, Adam Levine!
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to be dog piss with you, i often confuse common idioms
May 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
to be dog piss with you, i often confuse common idioms
*Phone rings*
Coach: Cheers, how can I help ya?
-beat-
Sam, it's a broad for you, sounds like a redhead.
Sam: You get a name?
Coach: Who should I say is calling?
-beat-
Okay I'll let him know. Thanks.
Sam: Well?
Coach: Your chlamydia pills are ready for pick up.
🎶SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO WHE
Coach: Cheers, how can I help ya?
-beat-
Sam, it's a broad for you, sounds like a redhead.
Sam: You get a name?
Coach: Who should I say is calling?
-beat-
Okay I'll let him know. Thanks.
Sam: Well?
Coach: Your chlamydia pills are ready for pick up.
🎶SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO WHE
May 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
*Phone rings*
Coach: Cheers, how can I help ya?
-beat-
Sam, it's a broad for you, sounds like a redhead.
Sam: You get a name?
Coach: Who should I say is calling?
-beat-
Okay I'll let him know. Thanks.
Sam: Well?
Coach: Your chlamydia pills are ready for pick up.
🎶SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO WHE
Coach: Cheers, how can I help ya?
-beat-
Sam, it's a broad for you, sounds like a redhead.
Sam: You get a name?
Coach: Who should I say is calling?
-beat-
Okay I'll let him know. Thanks.
Sam: Well?
Coach: Your chlamydia pills are ready for pick up.
🎶SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO WHE
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May 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Pushing chat***'s limits today, I guess... #dangoltellyouwhat
May 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Pushing chat***'s limits today, I guess... #dangoltellyouwhat
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you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
I'm not here to explain my jokes to you, I'll let life do that.
May 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm not here to explain my jokes to you, I'll let life do that.
This paper bag was just really paper bagging ya know?
May 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This paper bag was just really paper bagging ya know?
What if this is actually graffiti art?
May 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What if this is actually graffiti art?
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Literally what is the point of having a storage unit if not to fill it with things other people think of as trash
May 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Literally what is the point of having a storage unit if not to fill it with things other people think of as trash
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turning into a small stone, to avoid responsibilities
May 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
turning into a small stone, to avoid responsibilities
Okay, hear me out... it's a show about a trans kid who is also a furry AND has to go to a new school; TransFur!
May 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Okay, hear me out... it's a show about a trans kid who is also a furry AND has to go to a new school; TransFur!
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homer simpson is so funny. been watching a bunch of his stuff recently. you guys should check it out
May 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
homer simpson is so funny. been watching a bunch of his stuff recently. you guys should check it out
Im gonna tell you FOR SURE there are PLENTY of people on the Oregon coast with PCP!
in the abstract I knew but I was not prepared for how few people have a PCP on the Oregon coast (bc they don't exist)
May 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Im gonna tell you FOR SURE there are PLENTY of people on the Oregon coast with PCP!
Oh how nice. Glad I canceled my HBO subscription after we finished Distant Lands.
An HBO executive has promised fans of the Harry Potter franchise that the upcoming reboot television series will not be “infused” with J.K. Rowling’s anti-trans beliefs.
HBO Exec Promises 'Harry Potter' Series 'Not Secretly Being Infused' With J.K. Rowling's Anti-Trans Rhetoric
An HBO exec has promised fans of the Harry Potter franchise that the upcoming TV series will not be "infused" with J.K. Rowling’s anti-trans beliefs.
rollingstone.com
May 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Oh how nice. Glad I canceled my HBO subscription after we finished Distant Lands.
I can't tell if I should care anymore
May 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I can't tell if I should care anymore
Cardiologists say I shouldn't drink bacon milkshakes everyday. But my bacon milkshake guy showed me a YouTube video about how all the cardiologists are government plants so 🤷🏻♂️
April 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Cardiologists say I shouldn't drink bacon milkshakes everyday. But my bacon milkshake guy showed me a YouTube video about how all the cardiologists are government plants so 🤷🏻♂️
Okay REAL TALK if I don't get binoculars in the next Animal Crossing installment...
Begging game developers to expand beyond fishing and bug hunt games. GIVE US A BIRD WATCHING MINI GAME, YOU COWARDS!!!
April 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Okay REAL TALK if I don't get binoculars in the next Animal Crossing installment...
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