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@thepig.bsky.social
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Pig
@thepig.bsky.social
· Nov 7
‼️🚨Tw!tter Users🚨‼️
Planning to delete your Tw!tter account? You might want to use a 3rd party app to scrub your account *before* you permanently delete it. This may take time, the app I used took a while to remove all likes from my profile.
Note: Paid for apps are far better than free ones.
Planning to delete your Tw!tter account? You might want to use a 3rd party app to scrub your account *before* you permanently delete it. This may take time, the app I used took a while to remove all likes from my profile.
Note: Paid for apps are far better than free ones.
Stalking, catfishing & impersonation.
This has been going on for years, and I’m over it. It’s important for me to say this, and for it to be heard by all.
I know who you are, I know you are reading this, you will not win.
This has been going on for years, and I’m over it. It’s important for me to say this, and for it to be heard by all.
I know who you are, I know you are reading this, you will not win.
April 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Stalking, catfishing & impersonation.
This has been going on for years, and I’m over it. It’s important for me to say this, and for it to be heard by all.
I know who you are, I know you are reading this, you will not win.
This has been going on for years, and I’m over it. It’s important for me to say this, and for it to be heard by all.
I know who you are, I know you are reading this, you will not win.
I’m unapologetically a space nerd 🤓🚀🪐
Today’s partial solar eclipse begins in less than an hour. Double check times with your local news or Astro groups.
Do not look at the sun directly. Use UV glasses or turn your back to the sun & use the selfie function of your phone camera as a mirror.
Today’s partial solar eclipse begins in less than an hour. Double check times with your local news or Astro groups.
Do not look at the sun directly. Use UV glasses or turn your back to the sun & use the selfie function of your phone camera as a mirror.
a partial eclipse of the sun is shown in a graphic
ALT: a partial eclipse of the sun is shown in a graphic
media.tenor.com
March 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I’m unapologetically a space nerd 🤓🚀🪐
Today’s partial solar eclipse begins in less than an hour. Double check times with your local news or Astro groups.
Do not look at the sun directly. Use UV glasses or turn your back to the sun & use the selfie function of your phone camera as a mirror.
Today’s partial solar eclipse begins in less than an hour. Double check times with your local news or Astro groups.
Do not look at the sun directly. Use UV glasses or turn your back to the sun & use the selfie function of your phone camera as a mirror.
Locked for a week 😒
Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦♂️
Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦♂️
March 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Locked for a week 😒
Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦♂️
Note to self: Don’t get cocky and say you want to try and beat your p.b. 🤦♂️
‼️🌞SOLAR ECLIPSE🌝‼️
🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨
08:50UTC (GMT)
Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location.
40-70% Eclipse:
🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺
Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.
🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨
08:50UTC (GMT)
Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location.
40-70% Eclipse:
🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺
Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.
March 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
‼️🌞SOLAR ECLIPSE🌝‼️
🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨
08:50UTC (GMT)
Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location.
40-70% Eclipse:
🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺
Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.
🚨Saturday, 29 March🚨
08:50UTC (GMT)
Start time will vary by minutes or hours based on your location.
40-70% Eclipse:
🇨🇦🇬🇱🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇪🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺
Do not look at the sun directly, through a camera or phone. Use specialized (scratch free) UV filter sunglasses, a pin hole viewer, or a colander.
I hate technology that hasn’t been designed with accessibility in mind, that sacrifices simple processes for revenue/data collection
I’m on the edge of a breakdown because I can’t do simple, basic things with various sites, platforms & devices
I feel stupid & left behind
I can’t be the only one?
I’m on the edge of a breakdown because I can’t do simple, basic things with various sites, platforms & devices
I feel stupid & left behind
I can’t be the only one?
March 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I hate technology that hasn’t been designed with accessibility in mind, that sacrifices simple processes for revenue/data collection
I’m on the edge of a breakdown because I can’t do simple, basic things with various sites, platforms & devices
I feel stupid & left behind
I can’t be the only one?
I’m on the edge of a breakdown because I can’t do simple, basic things with various sites, platforms & devices
I feel stupid & left behind
I can’t be the only one?
The Pig & The Bulgarian
Pig is really smug.
Do you see?
Why is Pig so very smug?
A big tradie used his mug
Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk.
Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole.
Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.
Pig is really smug.
Do you see?
Why is Pig so very smug?
A big tradie used his mug
Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk.
Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole.
Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.
March 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The Pig & The Bulgarian
Pig is really smug.
Do you see?
Why is Pig so very smug?
A big tradie used his mug
Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk.
Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole.
Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.
Pig is really smug.
Do you see?
Why is Pig so very smug?
A big tradie used his mug
Pig’s throat is now coated in spunk.
Pig’s mouth tastes of ripe tradie hole.
Pig’s smells of ripe tradie funk.
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One of my regulars came to get a full service on his hole. We’ve been meeting once every couple of months for a few years. It never ceases to amaze me how much, and how consistently, he fires off his muck.💦🍆
It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah
It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah
March 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
One of my regulars came to get a full service on his hole. We’ve been meeting once every couple of months for a few years. It never ceases to amaze me how much, and how consistently, he fires off his muck.💦🍆
It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah
It lands with all the power and grace of a well aimed Hawk-Tuah
I get all the good ones 😂
At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message.
I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope…
(Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)
At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message.
I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope…
(Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)
March 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I get all the good ones 😂
At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message.
I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope…
(Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)
At first I played along, thinking he was using a low quality translator. I stopped engaging when I read his last message.
I hope he was simply bored, and said those things to try to get a reaction out of me… I hope…
(Redactions for privacy and/or adult content)
Not suffering fools or village idiots tonight.
Someone clearly hasn’t read anything on one of my my hook up app. What I’m into is clearly stated, and would be visible to anyone but Hellen Keller if they’d just look dowels. and the schmuck asked me “What u into”
I added a little flair to my list:
Someone clearly hasn’t read anything on one of my my hook up app. What I’m into is clearly stated, and would be visible to anyone but Hellen Keller if they’d just look dowels. and the schmuck asked me “What u into”
I added a little flair to my list:
March 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Not suffering fools or village idiots tonight.
Someone clearly hasn’t read anything on one of my my hook up app. What I’m into is clearly stated, and would be visible to anyone but Hellen Keller if they’d just look dowels. and the schmuck asked me “What u into”
I added a little flair to my list:
Someone clearly hasn’t read anything on one of my my hook up app. What I’m into is clearly stated, and would be visible to anyone but Hellen Keller if they’d just look dowels. and the schmuck asked me “What u into”
I added a little flair to my list:
My first BSky vid (yeah I’m that late to the party) I’m gonna show y’all my mad deepthroat skills 😮🍌
March 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My first BSky vid (yeah I’m that late to the party) I’m gonna show y’all my mad deepthroat skills 😮🍌
Snaps for Royal Caribbean and a boat load of queens, queers, bears, dudettes, misfits, bears, twinks, trans & twunks!
🌊🛶🌊🛳️🛟🏳️🌈 🦁🐯🐻😱👠👠🍸
🌊🛶🌊🛳️🛟🏳️🌈 🦁🐯🐻😱👠👠🍸
Best collab ever.
Gay cruise rescues refugees from small boat adrift in Gulf of Mexico
February 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Snaps for Royal Caribbean and a boat load of queens, queers, bears, dudettes, misfits, bears, twinks, trans & twunks!
🌊🛶🌊🛳️🛟🏳️🌈 🦁🐯🐻😱👠👠🍸
🌊🛶🌊🛳️🛟🏳️🌈 🦁🐯🐻😱👠👠🍸
Anyone else seeing this on vids in their feed? It disappears if I click retry or refresh my feed.
@support.bsky.team
@support.bsky.team
February 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Anyone else seeing this on vids in their feed? It disappears if I click retry or refresh my feed.
@support.bsky.team
@support.bsky.team
Caution: Rant
I’m fed up of guys (from all sites) who expect/demand pix & vids from me but not offering as much as a ‘thanks’ in return.
I’m clearly a mug, too nice, respectful & accommodating of those who claim to seek discretion & privacy.
Pix & vids are quid pro quo from now on.
I’m fed up of guys (from all sites) who expect/demand pix & vids from me but not offering as much as a ‘thanks’ in return.
I’m clearly a mug, too nice, respectful & accommodating of those who claim to seek discretion & privacy.
Pix & vids are quid pro quo from now on.
February 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Caution: Rant
I’m fed up of guys (from all sites) who expect/demand pix & vids from me but not offering as much as a ‘thanks’ in return.
I’m clearly a mug, too nice, respectful & accommodating of those who claim to seek discretion & privacy.
Pix & vids are quid pro quo from now on.
I’m fed up of guys (from all sites) who expect/demand pix & vids from me but not offering as much as a ‘thanks’ in return.
I’m clearly a mug, too nice, respectful & accommodating of those who claim to seek discretion & privacy.
Pix & vids are quid pro quo from now on.
Because what else is there to do at 02:30 on Sunday morning? 🤷♂️
February 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Because what else is there to do at 02:30 on Sunday morning? 🤷♂️
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What has Pig been up to today?
(Wrong answers only!)
(Wrong answers only!)
February 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
What has Pig been up to today?
(Wrong answers only!)
(Wrong answers only!)
Depression sucks
ADHD sucks
Loneliness sucks
Capitalism sucks
Social media sucks
Being cold sucks
Addiction sucks
Society sucks
My brain sucks
Humanity sucks
Heteronormative constructs suck
Celebrity & reality tv culture sucks
Gay ‘culture’ sucks
We don’t deserve most of what we have in this world
ADHD sucks
Loneliness sucks
Capitalism sucks
Social media sucks
Being cold sucks
Addiction sucks
Society sucks
My brain sucks
Humanity sucks
Heteronormative constructs suck
Celebrity & reality tv culture sucks
Gay ‘culture’ sucks
We don’t deserve most of what we have in this world
February 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Depression sucks
ADHD sucks
Loneliness sucks
Capitalism sucks
Social media sucks
Being cold sucks
Addiction sucks
Society sucks
My brain sucks
Humanity sucks
Heteronormative constructs suck
Celebrity & reality tv culture sucks
Gay ‘culture’ sucks
We don’t deserve most of what we have in this world
ADHD sucks
Loneliness sucks
Capitalism sucks
Social media sucks
Being cold sucks
Addiction sucks
Society sucks
My brain sucks
Humanity sucks
Heteronormative constructs suck
Celebrity & reality tv culture sucks
Gay ‘culture’ sucks
We don’t deserve most of what we have in this world
Now ya see me! Now ya don’t!
🎼Once upon a swine, I was falling in love…
🎼But now I’m feeling a fart!
🎼Where is the loo‽
🎼Total dicklipse of the Pig
🎼Once upon a swine, I was falling in love…
🎼But now I’m feeling a fart!
🎼Where is the loo‽
🎼Total dicklipse of the Pig
February 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Now ya see me! Now ya don’t!
🎼Once upon a swine, I was falling in love…
🎼But now I’m feeling a fart!
🎼Where is the loo‽
🎼Total dicklipse of the Pig
🎼Once upon a swine, I was falling in love…
🎼But now I’m feeling a fart!
🎼Where is the loo‽
🎼Total dicklipse of the Pig
I spent over 20 years in the colonies, I understand American football even less than I understand actual football
Maybe the fact in high school, I skipped every gym class and opted for Gator Wine (a real thing, don’t judge it til u try it) under the bleachers instead, has something to do with it? 😏
Maybe the fact in high school, I skipped every gym class and opted for Gator Wine (a real thing, don’t judge it til u try it) under the bleachers instead, has something to do with it? 😏
February 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I spent over 20 years in the colonies, I understand American football even less than I understand actual football
Maybe the fact in high school, I skipped every gym class and opted for Gator Wine (a real thing, don’t judge it til u try it) under the bleachers instead, has something to do with it? 😏
Maybe the fact in high school, I skipped every gym class and opted for Gator Wine (a real thing, don’t judge it til u try it) under the bleachers instead, has something to do with it? 😏
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