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if two of history’s all time whiniest babies can’t get along then what hope is there for the rest of us
June 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
if two of history’s all time whiniest babies can’t get along then what hope is there for the rest of us
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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
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The way you can tell that JD Vance isn't truly Catholic is that he does not experience shame.
Has there ever been anybody besides JD Vance to be specifically repudiated by two popes inside of six years of converting to Catholicism?
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The way you can tell that JD Vance isn't truly Catholic is that he does not experience shame.
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Somehow, Palpatine reloaded.
hey, guys. Here's the Emperor from Star Wars holding an assault rifle in Fortnite.
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May 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Somehow, Palpatine reloaded.
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
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Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.
April 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.
someone should start a petition on change dot org to melt down the statue of liberty.
i bet if we worded it right, we could get them to do it.
i bet if we worded it right, we could get them to do it.
April 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
someone should start a petition on change dot org to melt down the statue of liberty.
i bet if we worded it right, we could get them to do it.
i bet if we worded it right, we could get them to do it.
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Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency
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April 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency
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oh nice, that's AI art in the new daily show episode
March 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
oh nice, that's AI art in the new daily show episode
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
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Two Republican senators told me tonight this vote shows they can execute the same strategy again — cut Democrats out of the negotiations on a gov’t funding bill, pass it thru the House, and expect Senate Dems to back down and not filibuster it.
“We liked it over here,” one said.
“We liked it over here,” one said.
March 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Two Republican senators told me tonight this vote shows they can execute the same strategy again — cut Democrats out of the negotiations on a gov’t funding bill, pass it thru the House, and expect Senate Dems to back down and not filibuster it.
“We liked it over here,” one said.
“We liked it over here,” one said.
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BREAKING: Hundreds of Jews and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting “We want justice, you say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and “Fight Nazis, not students.”
The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.
The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.
March 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
BREAKING: Hundreds of Jews and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting “We want justice, you say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and “Fight Nazis, not students.”
The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.
The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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I have never understood a single Tusk Jenkins post.
Every one I've ever seen is like "bleep bloop blorp blarp" and it has like 2000 reposts.
Every one I've ever seen is like "bleep bloop blorp blarp" and it has like 2000 reposts.
March 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I have never understood a single Tusk Jenkins post.
Every one I've ever seen is like "bleep bloop blorp blarp" and it has like 2000 reposts.
Every one I've ever seen is like "bleep bloop blorp blarp" and it has like 2000 reposts.
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THERAPIST: When setting goals, it's important to make them achievable
ME: I want to be rolled out of work on my birthday by a group of Oompa Lompas
THERAPIST: I will literally pay you to go somewhere else.
ME: I want to be rolled out of work on my birthday by a group of Oompa Lompas
THERAPIST: I will literally pay you to go somewhere else.
March 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
THERAPIST: When setting goals, it's important to make them achievable
ME: I want to be rolled out of work on my birthday by a group of Oompa Lompas
THERAPIST: I will literally pay you to go somewhere else.
ME: I want to be rolled out of work on my birthday by a group of Oompa Lompas
THERAPIST: I will literally pay you to go somewhere else.
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Get in looser, we're going to spelling lessons.
March 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Get in looser, we're going to spelling lessons.
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Someone in the crowd started an anti-trans rant at the Markey town hall and was immediately swarmed by a bunch of older lib women who shouted her down and chased her out, like a bunch of crows chasing away a predator.
March 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Someone in the crowd started an anti-trans rant at the Markey town hall and was immediately swarmed by a bunch of older lib women who shouted her down and chased her out, like a bunch of crows chasing away a predator.
These two buttons are a consent issue. Your options are "yes" or "pester me."
March 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
These two buttons are a consent issue. Your options are "yes" or "pester me."
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microsoft is killing skype in a couple months. Please check in on the olds in your life.
February 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
microsoft is killing skype in a couple months. Please check in on the olds in your life.
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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.