Rob The Novelist
@thenovelistm8ch.bsky.social
Recovering filmmaker. Aspiring novelist. #indiefilm #Screenwriter/Director of indie miracles #AroundtheWorld & #BBD. Author of upcoming “Order Status” #mystery (s) and “Apotheosis” #LitRPG series.
Substack: https://robhagans.substack.com?r=2kkdmt
Substack: https://robhagans.substack.com?r=2kkdmt
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Reporter: Dr Oz said that—
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Reporter: Dr Oz said that—
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
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Kim Davis is so angry that the Supreme Court failed to uphold her deeply held religious belief that "marriage is sacred," she's threatening to get three MORE divorces.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Kim Davis is so angry that the Supreme Court failed to uphold her deeply held religious belief that "marriage is sacred," she's threatening to get three MORE divorces.
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who is letting the 8 Traitors do this much media??? like seriously all they're doing is making us more mad. what is the POINT. they should have caved and then gone home to take a nap, nothing you say is going to do anything but make us more mad at you & every democrat who speaks to you ever again
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
who is letting the 8 Traitors do this much media??? like seriously all they're doing is making us more mad. what is the POINT. they should have caved and then gone home to take a nap, nothing you say is going to do anything but make us more mad at you & every democrat who speaks to you ever again
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Someone showed me this as a meme and I was like, “I’m following this lady” because she sees the world like I do.
I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Someone showed me this as a meme and I was like, “I’m following this lady” because she sees the world like I do.
Best recommendation of my book so far😅😏
Hey guys, I just read my friend’s debut novel about a doordash driver who solves a mystery of a woman who stood him up. And he does it with his ex-wife's new gf — between orders! Solid, hilarious read. Didn't guess whodunnit til the end. 10/10 recommend!!
Link a.co/d/9jXrk5v
Link a.co/d/9jXrk5v
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Best recommendation of my book so far😅😏
My first novel is ouuuuuuut!
Order Status: Missing (A Fugg Lyfe Mystery)
Amazon.com: Order Status: Missing (A Fugg Lyfe Mystery): 9798313846750: Hagans, Rob, Hagans, Micha: Books
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October 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
My first novel is ouuuuuuut!
It’s me. I’m friend.
Hey everyone, a friend of mine wrote this, and it is *excellent*. Not just like, "aw you tried." But like a genuinely great, gripping story. You should read it.
Order Status: Missing (A Fugg Lyfe Mystery) - Kindle edition by Hagans, Rob, Hagans, Micha. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
Order Status: Missing (A Fugg Lyfe Mystery) - Kindle edition by Hagans, Rob, Hagans, Micha. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note...
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October 31, 2025 at 6:45 AM
It’s me. I’m friend.
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Thanks to @jennytulls.bsky.social who did my cover! Love you, Bestie!
I am officially a published author! My first story is up on Amazon! #spicywriting #spicy #smut #spicylit
As Best As I Can Describe It (a quick read friends to lovers, erotic fantasy) (The College Try)
As Best As I Can Describe It (a quick read friends to lovers, erotic fantasy) (The College Try) - Kindle edition by Erdoun, Richard . Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading As Best As I Can Describe It (a quick read friends to lovers, erotic fantasy) (The College Try).
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October 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Thanks to @jennytulls.bsky.social who did my cover! Love you, Bestie!
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I am officially a published author! My first story is up on Amazon! #spicywriting #spicy #smut #spicylit
As Best As I Can Describe It (a quick read friends to lovers, erotic fantasy) (The College Try)
As Best As I Can Describe It (a quick read friends to lovers, erotic fantasy) (The College Try) - Kindle edition by Erdoun, Richard . Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading As Best As I Can Describe It (a quick read friends to lovers, erotic fantasy) (The College Try).
www.amazon.com
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I am officially a published author! My first story is up on Amazon! #spicywriting #spicy #smut #spicylit
We are all Rachel McAdams in Game Night today. #IYKYK
a woman with a surprised look on her face is standing in front of a plane
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face is standing in front of a plane
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September 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We are all Rachel McAdams in Game Night today. #IYKYK
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FAIRY DUST has hit the halfway point on our campaign! We're looking to hit our first stretch goal of £5,000 to help cover our camera department costs. You can help by pre-ordering the film or picking up one of our other perks, like script reads, t-shirts, cameos, and more!
tinyurl.com/FairyDustKS
tinyurl.com/FairyDustKS
September 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
FAIRY DUST has hit the halfway point on our campaign! We're looking to hit our first stretch goal of £5,000 to help cover our camera department costs. You can help by pre-ordering the film or picking up one of our other perks, like script reads, t-shirts, cameos, and more!
tinyurl.com/FairyDustKS
tinyurl.com/FairyDustKS
Easily The Long Kiss Goodnight.
September 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Easily The Long Kiss Goodnight.
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Booty can save the world.
Booty heals all wounds.
Booty heals all wounds.
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Booty can save the world.
Booty heals all wounds.
Booty heals all wounds.
My latest article for my #Substack my fellow #writers & #content #creators lemme know your thoughts, I may have enough of my own for a part two.
open.substack.com/pub/robhagan...
open.substack.com/pub/robhagan...
September 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My latest article for my #Substack my fellow #writers & #content #creators lemme know your thoughts, I may have enough of my own for a part two.
open.substack.com/pub/robhagan...
open.substack.com/pub/robhagan...
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August 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Chapter 9, Do Pan-galactic, Multi-dimensional, Omniscient Beings Also Suffer from Jetlag? on sarahfnoel.substack.com
#DarkComedy
#SatiricalFiction
#AbsurdistFiction
#WeirdLit
#SpeculativeFiction
#DarkComedy
#SatiricalFiction
#AbsurdistFiction
#WeirdLit
#SpeculativeFiction
Department of Eternal Affairs - A Novel | Sarah F. Noel | Substack
In a world where death is just another bureaucratic process, one suicidal civil servant gets reassigned to surveillance duty—monitoring his coworker, filing reports on social media, and learning that ...
sarahfnoel.substack.com
August 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Chapter 9, Do Pan-galactic, Multi-dimensional, Omniscient Beings Also Suffer from Jetlag? on sarahfnoel.substack.com
#DarkComedy
#SatiricalFiction
#AbsurdistFiction
#WeirdLit
#SpeculativeFiction
#DarkComedy
#SatiricalFiction
#AbsurdistFiction
#WeirdLit
#SpeculativeFiction
August 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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My first story is up on @gettheoreads.bsky.social! And I’m trending!
#spicy #spicylit #smut #massage #pineapple
#spicy #spicylit #smut #massage #pineapple
Theo | Theo
www.theoreads.com
July 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My first story is up on @gettheoreads.bsky.social! And I’m trending!
#spicy #spicylit #smut #massage #pineapple
#spicy #spicylit #smut #massage #pineapple
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Is this real?
Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
April 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Is this real?
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ppl on tiktok are going "omg we're about to have an art renaissance like in the 1920s, music and stories are gonna be great" girl how 😭 you already don't support the artists that we have right now and most of yall are using chatgpt and devaluing actual human-made artwork.
April 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ppl on tiktok are going "omg we're about to have an art renaissance like in the 1920s, music and stories are gonna be great" girl how 😭 you already don't support the artists that we have right now and most of yall are using chatgpt and devaluing actual human-made artwork.
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Be one of those people 💙
April 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Be one of those people 💙