@thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
He/him | Overly Invested in Writing Unhinged Nonsense | Pfp by @Vixubo.bsky.social
Jimmy was playing video games when his mom called up to him.
“Jimmy, it’s time for bed”
“Mom, can I have 15 more minutes to finish this level?”
“No, you can have 10!”
Jimmy died 152 hours later due to strain from not sleeping. He was over 6 years short of the 10! minutes his mother gave him.
“Jimmy, it’s time for bed”
“Mom, can I have 15 more minutes to finish this level?”
“No, you can have 10!”
Jimmy died 152 hours later due to strain from not sleeping. He was over 6 years short of the 10! minutes his mother gave him.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Jimmy was playing video games when his mom called up to him.
“Jimmy, it’s time for bed”
“Mom, can I have 15 more minutes to finish this level?”
“No, you can have 10!”
Jimmy died 152 hours later due to strain from not sleeping. He was over 6 years short of the 10! minutes his mother gave him.
“Jimmy, it’s time for bed”
“Mom, can I have 15 more minutes to finish this level?”
“No, you can have 10!”
Jimmy died 152 hours later due to strain from not sleeping. He was over 6 years short of the 10! minutes his mother gave him.
I just saw a woman in a hijab driving a Tesla cybertruck. I am deeply confused.
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I just saw a woman in a hijab driving a Tesla cybertruck. I am deeply confused.
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-300 FOLLOWER ART RAFFLE-
OPEN TO ALL
⚠️requirements⚠️
-like
-repost
-comment
HEAVILY PREFERRED but optional
-reference of the character you want drawn
nsfw is allowed✅(not required)
🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉
OPEN UNTIL 8th of November, 2025 at 14:00 GMT
OPEN TO ALL
⚠️requirements⚠️
-like
-repost
-comment
HEAVILY PREFERRED but optional
-reference of the character you want drawn
nsfw is allowed✅(not required)
🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉
OPEN UNTIL 8th of November, 2025 at 14:00 GMT
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
-300 FOLLOWER ART RAFFLE-
OPEN TO ALL
⚠️requirements⚠️
-like
-repost
-comment
HEAVILY PREFERRED but optional
-reference of the character you want drawn
nsfw is allowed✅(not required)
🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉
OPEN UNTIL 8th of November, 2025 at 14:00 GMT
OPEN TO ALL
⚠️requirements⚠️
-like
-repost
-comment
HEAVILY PREFERRED but optional
-reference of the character you want drawn
nsfw is allowed✅(not required)
🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉
OPEN UNTIL 8th of November, 2025 at 14:00 GMT
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“American voter’s mind is incomprehensible" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average American voter’s mind is comprehensible. Politics Georg, who was hit in the head at 14 and supports over 10,000 political parties depending on the day is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“American voter’s mind is incomprehensible" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average American voter’s mind is comprehensible. Politics Georg, who was hit in the head at 14 and supports over 10,000 political parties depending on the day is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Holy shit, they banned Is Jay Still Ceo of Bluesky. This is the only screenshot I got of their account before they got taken down.
October 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Holy shit, they banned Is Jay Still Ceo of Bluesky. This is the only screenshot I got of their account before they got taken down.
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Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.
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reward for @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
June 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
reward for @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social
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I will personally give 5 fake dollars to everyone who RTs my art
June 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I will personally give 5 fake dollars to everyone who RTs my art
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-ART RAFFLE-
OPEN TO ALL
⚠️requirements⚠️
-like
-repost
-comment
preferred but OPTIONAL
-reference of the character you want drawn
nsfw is allowed(not required)
🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉
OPEN UNTIL 6th of June, 2025 at 14:00 GMT
OPEN TO ALL
⚠️requirements⚠️
-like
-repost
-comment
preferred but OPTIONAL
-reference of the character you want drawn
nsfw is allowed(not required)
🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉
OPEN UNTIL 6th of June, 2025 at 14:00 GMT
May 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
-ART RAFFLE-
OPEN TO ALL
⚠️requirements⚠️
-like
-repost
-comment
preferred but OPTIONAL
-reference of the character you want drawn
nsfw is allowed(not required)
🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉
OPEN UNTIL 6th of June, 2025 at 14:00 GMT
OPEN TO ALL
⚠️requirements⚠️
-like
-repost
-comment
preferred but OPTIONAL
-reference of the character you want drawn
nsfw is allowed(not required)
🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉
OPEN UNTIL 6th of June, 2025 at 14:00 GMT
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May 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
@redigit.bsky.social Do you think you could look into updating the rat cage in 1.4.5 to go with the rat transformation we're getting? As it is right now, it's spreading some dangerous misinformation. Rats have sensitive respiratory systems, which means keeping them in a glass tank is unsafe for them
April 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
@redigit.bsky.social Do you think you could look into updating the rat cage in 1.4.5 to go with the rat transformation we're getting? As it is right now, it's spreading some dangerous misinformation. Rats have sensitive respiratory systems, which means keeping them in a glass tank is unsafe for them
January 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It has occurred to me that minimalist bathroom signs cannot be legally binding, even in places with anti-trans bathroom laws. That sign does not say woman, it says “person in dress.” Alternatively, because they are missing legs and the other sign has them, it could be an amputee or disabled bathroom
December 27, 2024 at 7:39 PM
It has occurred to me that minimalist bathroom signs cannot be legally binding, even in places with anti-trans bathroom laws. That sign does not say woman, it says “person in dress.” Alternatively, because they are missing legs and the other sign has them, it could be an amputee or disabled bathroom
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BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
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Y’all need to be nice during the soul searching threeway u-u
December 4, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Y’all need to be nice during the soul searching threeway u-u
I spend an excessively long amount of time in the bathroom
December 2, 2024 at 5:59 AM
I spend an excessively long amount of time in the bathroom
I cannot wait to lose all of the followers I gained from cute rat pictures by shitposting about clown girls.
November 30, 2024 at 7:09 AM
I cannot wait to lose all of the followers I gained from cute rat pictures by shitposting about clown girls.
The battle for the leftover coconut yogurt is bloodthirsty and has claimed many a victim
#ratsofbluesky
#ratsofbluesky
November 19, 2024 at 9:16 PM
The battle for the leftover coconut yogurt is bloodthirsty and has claimed many a victim
#ratsofbluesky
#ratsofbluesky
November 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I just ate a mushroom and thought “Ew, this tastes like feet.” But that made me think, do people with foot fetishes like the taste of mushrooms?
November 10, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I just ate a mushroom and thought “Ew, this tastes like feet.” But that made me think, do people with foot fetishes like the taste of mushrooms?
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How two tops have sex
October 26, 2024 at 1:40 PM
How two tops have sex
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Summer time Rosalina
October 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Summer time Rosalina
I see all these artists reposting old art onto BlueSky, does that mean I can just start reposting screenshots of my best tweets?
October 20, 2024 at 6:02 AM
I see all these artists reposting old art onto BlueSky, does that mean I can just start reposting screenshots of my best tweets?